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Jared Stearne joined June 2008

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Born to a family well positioned to bandwagon the 49ers, one young sports fan bravely dared to support all of the loser franchises he could. 23 years later, he's still waiting to witness a World Championship that he can actually remember. This time, hopefully, without the earthquakes.

Though a Raiders fan first and foremost, he actually considers himself more knowledgeable in basketball, followed by baseball. His idea of a good time is making fun of the San Francisco Giants, the one local team he really has a right to make fun of.

When not writing for the Bleacher-Report, he can be found at his Nnamdi Asomugha Shrine, praying to (1) remember how to spell his dang name, and (2) hoping he can one day win a Defensive Player of the Year award...while still wearing Silver and Black.

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Favorite Athletes

Nnamdi Asomugha, Justin Fargas, Monta Ellis, Brendan Wright, Carlos Gonzalez, Ryan Sweeney
Favorite Sports Teams

Raiders, Warriors, A's
All Time Sports Moment

Pretty much any time the Raiders beat the Chiefs or Broncos...if they ever manage to beat the Patriots I'll just about die
Most Memorable Game Attended

Being at game 6 for the Warriors epic upset of the Mavericks...the first meaningful Warriors basketball I had ever witnessed...
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

One of the old records that just isn't possible anymore...Ruth hitting more homers than any other team, Cy Young winning over 500 games...
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth
Unitas or Montana?

Unitas
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan
Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky
Pele or Maradona?

Pele
Federer or Sampras?

SAMPRAS IS A WARRIORS FAN
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger
Petty or Earnhardt?

Petty
Schumacher or Senna?

Schumacher
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Pac 10

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07/25/2008

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Dusty Baker, Office Manager: My "True" Story

07/16/2008

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Brett Favre: A God Amongst Men? Or Just a God?

07/15/2008

780 reads 14 comments 1 likes

Seven Rules for Successful NBA Drafts

07/14/2008

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