Favorite Athletes

Right now... Mark Ingram, Greg McElroy, Marcel Darius and Tim Tebow.

Favorite Sports Teams

Alabama Crimson Tide, Florida Gators and the LSU Tigers (with stipulations). I wanted to put the Hokies on this list but they let me down..So anyway, any team that takes BSU out of the national title discussion once and for all will go on this list....And who knows, Va Techs loss to JMU may have actually done that. ;) Oooooooh the bitter irony of it all..I love it ;)

Favorite Coaches

Dead: Paul "Bear" Bryant. Living: Nick Saban. I have to put Les Miles on this list..At this point, how could anyone not be a fan of Les Miles? When was the last time we saw such a unique and entertaining coaching personality in the SEC?

All Time Sports Moment

When my 5 year old son scored his 1st goal in soccer, he did so for the opposing team...He was so excited and I was so proud!! :)

Most Memorable Game Attended

Didn't attend it. Wish I had. 2009 SEC Championship.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

In 1982 a watermelon seed was spit 153 yards. Good luck breaking that.

Ruth or Mays?

I would rather chew foil than watch baseball.

Unitas or Montana?

NFL football is a bastardized version of the real thing.

Jordan or Russell?

Basketball? I'm not a Hollywood actor or incestuous New York movie director.

Gretzky or Orr?

What a great sport. Score 4 combined points the entire game and you've done something special.

Pele or Maradona?

Well since Pele is the only soccer player anyone in the U.S. has heard of.... I'll say, oh let's see. Pele?

Federer or Sampras?

You have to have a trust fund to play tennis. I don't have one.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

How did golf ever become more popular than curling or bocce ball?

Petty or Earnhardt?

Weeeeee doggie!!! Who gives a s#&t. You're driving a car in a circle and always turning left.

Schumacher or Senna?

Who the f%#ck are these people?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

SEC...The standard by which all others are judged.