1. The Rangers Biggest Win Might Just Come Against the Experts.

    April 10,2008, many moons ago, the Dallas stars opened up their quest for the Stanley Cup against the defending champion Anaheim Ducks, and only one beat writer out of 10 picked them to win the series...

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  2. The 2008 ASAS (PG 13 Version): Part 4

    (continued Coverage of the First Annual Assholes in Sports Award Show) Travis Johnson So the first thing you're thinking is, who the hell is Travis Johnson, and I have so cleverly ...

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  3. The 2008 ASAS (PG 13 Version): Part 3

    Hello once again boys and girls, after a brief delay in which I had to take a pause for cause to marvel in The Texas Rangers new found level of play, we return to the business at hand, and actually get to the fun part of our show...

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  4. And then it was only 6.5: Pandemonium in Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

    Last Night while watching the Texas Rangers I returned to my house and after reflecting on what had happened, I cried. A grown man sitting in his chair, still dressed in blue and white, still with the aroma of one dollar hot dogs, $15...

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  5. Brett Favre's School of Math

    In normal mathematical situations two plus two usually equals four. If you divide a number by one, you get that number. And regardless of the technicalities, there is nothing greater than 100 percent...

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  6. The 2008 ASAS (PG 13 Version): Part 2

    The Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo Award Many people in the United States decide for one reason or another that their given name is overplayed, too hard to pronounce, ...

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  7. The 2008 ASAS (PG 13 Version): Part 1

    The following article is brought to you by K one - oh - wayne, and 9 - weezy - 9 The BEAT " Your over played hip hop stations" The Red Carpet is out indeed friends as the 2008 edition ...

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