1. Tiger Woods Press Conference: The Real Reason His Speech Was Successful

    During each and every meticulous, world-stopping moment of Tiger Woods’ 13 minute and 29 second press statement on Friday, Kultida Woods, the mother of the beast, stared at the floor...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 4 years ago 1,706 reads 11 comments

  2. Tiger Fans, You Asked for It

    This is what you wanted isn’t it? Throughout this decade, throughout his entire career, you have called Tiger Woods dull, uninteresting, and boring. Well, congratulations...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 4 years ago 361 reads 2 comments

  3. Eye-Black Messages Must Not Be Blacked Out

    Scientifically speaking, eye black is a tool used to improve eye contrast sensitivity. Traditional eye black is a dark grease commonly consisting of beeswax, paraffin, and carbon. All this works together to reduce glare from the sun...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about almost 5 years ago 432 reads 3 comments

  4. Buffalo Better Hope Terrell Owens Isn't Just Looking For Bills

    Watching "The T.O. Show," one overwhelming thought surfaces: Terrell Owens needs to get in touch with reality. Watching the Buffalo Bills training camp open, one overwhelming thought rises above all else as well: so do his new team...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 5 years ago 585 reads 10 comments

  5. Federer Wins Wimbledon, Roddick Anything but a Loser

    Andy Roddick has the easiest role in sports. He just needs to sit back, relax, and let Roger Federer beat him. He never fails to meet expectations because no one expects him to win. In fact, he has every excuse in the world to lose...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 5 years ago 641 reads 2 comments

  6. Jay Cutler's Tragic Flaw

    Creon ignored the gods. Oedipus ignored fate. Jay Cutler ignored a text message. The Denver Broncos decided Tuesday that they would trade their disgruntled franchise quarterback after ten days of failed attempts to communicate with Cutler...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 746 reads 24 comments

  7. Fantasy Double Coverage: Kurt Warner vs. Matt Cassel

    The two biggest stories at the quarterback position this off-season have revolved around Kurt Warner and Matt Cassel. After a few weeks of trickery, lies, and deceit, otherwise known as negotiation, Warner re-signed with the Arizona Cardinals...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 350 reads 1 comments

  8. LOCAL: Battered CIF Champions Bow Early In Boys Soccer Playoffs

    Eight minutes into the Feb. 27 Poway High boys soccer game against Westview High in the second round of CIF playoffs, Zach Olow screamed...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 165 reads 0 comments

  9. Tom Cable: Exactly What the Oakland Raiders Need

    In McAfee Coliseum, on 7000 Coliseum Way in Oakland, CA, nothing is more needed than what the Raiders organization got this past Wednesday. A repairman. Not a plumber, nor an electrician—a cable guy...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 2,162 reads 19 comments

  10. Super Bowl XLIII Preview: Has It Reached Midnight for Cinderella?

    Apparently, only one of us believes so. And it's not whom you may think. The 12-7 Arizona Cardinals are seven-point dogs to the 14-4 Pittsburgh Steelers, owners of the league's No. 1-ranked defense...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 41 reads 0 comments

  11. Stupid, Absurdly Early 2009 Fantasy Football Rankings: Wide Receivers

    The 2008 NFL season was supposed to be the official death of the running back position. Wide receivers and quarterbacks were taking over the game, re-shaping the way owners draft, strategize, and in the simplest form, play fantasy football...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 4,856 reads 1 comments

  12. Stupid, Absurdly Early 2009 Fantasy Football Rankings: Running Backs

    Preseason rankings, along with conventional wisdom, was gone with the wind in the 2008 fantasy football season. Nowhere was this more apparent than at the running back position...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 15,950 reads 13 comments

  13. Stupid, Absurdly Early 2009 Fantasy Football Rankings: Quarterbacks

    At this point of the National Football League season, most of the fantasy nation is either fresh off a champion and flying high or weeks removed from a playoff exit/snub that they really would like to leave in the past...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 9,386 reads 10 comments

  14. LOCAL: Sophomore Stud Kuklok Leads Defending Champs

    Could there be a more perfect nickname? For someone who leads a defending CIF Championship team in points per game—as a sophomore; for someone who as a freshman led that same team in scoring ...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about over 5 years ago 310 reads 0 comments

  15. Sandy Alderson and the Padres Need To Dust Off Their Originality

    Sandy Alderson probably doesn't own a Bible. He has Moneyball. He has no need for God. The Padres' CEO is polytheistic. Billy Beane and Andrew Friedman shrines rest near a copy of The Bill James Handbook...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about almost 6 years ago 571 reads 2 comments

  16. Monday Night Kicker: Week Seven

    Curing the world of uninsightful, uninteresting, day after Ante Meridiem armchair quarterbacks. During the final seconds of the 71.5-minute epic in Oakland, Sebastian Janikowski kicked the ball farther than star child Darren McFadden had run all game...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about almost 6 years ago 258 reads 3 comments

  17. Matt Bryant Overcomes Tragedy For Tampa Bay Win

    Yes, it sounds like a movie. It does seem to be styled for the silver screen. David Anspaugh would dramatize it. But movie analogies just do not do the story of Matt Bryant justice...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about almost 6 years ago 377 reads 1 comments

  18. Bolts and Briefs From the Second Day of Chargers Training Camp

    The following bit of Pulitzer-Prize worthy investigative reporting comes directly to you from ChargersBeat.com, your home for completely unboring, unbiased, and unRaiderish (best part huh) Chargers talk...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 710 reads 2 comments

  19. Luis Castillo's Paycheck, Antonio Gates's Toe, and Other San Diego Chargers News

    Luis Castillo is now the sixth-highest paid defensive lineman in the NFL. According to nfl.com junkie Adam Schefter, Castillo signed a five-year contract extension that will pay him up to $43 million, with $17...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 730 reads 0 comments

  20. NFL News Wire Rundown: July 21st

    I haven't done one of these since Monday. No, I wasn't curing AIDS or financing homeless people. I was doing something better: Working on the Fantasy Football Writers With Hair 2008 Draft Kit...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 1,527 reads 3 comments

  21. MLB All-Star Game 2008: So Many Things To Make Fun of, So Little Time

    During the ninth inning of the All-Star Game yesterday, I planned to write this article about how pathetic Fox Sports' performance was in covering Mariano Rivera's entrance at Yankees Stadium...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 687 reads 4 comments

  22. For Charger Fans Who Slept Through The Past Few Days

    The following is from the critically acclaimed (if everyone's a critic, then my dad counts) Chargers blog Chargers Beat. For more amazing writing and updates like this, go check out the site...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 189 reads 8 comments

  23. Tour de France: I'm Here To Help

    The following is from the critically acclaimed (if everyone's a critic, then my dad counts) sports blog The Love Boat. For more amazing writing like this, go check out the site...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 382 reads 1 comments

  24. Fantasy Football: Man Crush Monday!

    Ha. My colleague Alex Kozora has had to write every Man Crush on this site so far. That means he's gayer than I am. Ha. And I watch Top Chef, so that's saying something...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 915 reads 5 comments

  25. NFL News Wire Rundown, July 14th

    Here I am again, on the other side of a five-day hiatus in which I slacked off and didn't post a thing. I'll just say I spent that time doing charity work...

    Tosten Heath Written by Tosten Heath about 6 years ago 1,283 reads 8 comments