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Tosten is full if snobby opinions, useless knowledge, and hit or miss jokes.
To see him in all his nerdy glory hidden by the actually relevant stuff he writes here, visit http://ffwriterswithhair.com/, where he runs a secret underground fantasy football analysis laboratory with Bleacher Creatures Zach Fein and Gage Arnold.
Oh, and by the way, if anyone remembers the Rotoworld Whore Reports/NFL Newswire Rundowns, first of all let me hug you, but secondly check out the twitanator. I post that type of shiz all the time there. http://twitter.com/ffwwh
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- Tosten Burks has picked Just Saying, Is All... | Joe Torre's California Dream as a favorite article
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The Short List What Tosten thinks about sport's most pressing questions
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Favorite Athletes
LaDainian Tomlinson (by the name LDT, not Lawrence Taylor's LT), Arthur Ashe, James Blake, Chris Paul, Albert Pujols
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Favorite Sports Teams
Chargers, Padres, Suns, (Arizona) Cardinals, (USC) Trojans, (SDSU) Aztecs
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All Time Sports Moment
Red Sox coming back from three games down against the Yanks to win the AL pennant
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Most Memorable Game Attended
2008 US Open at Torrey Pines
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Most Unbreakable Sports Record
Cal Ripken Junior - 2632 Consecutive Games
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Ruth or Mays?
It's like brownies or cookies. But I'll go Mays.
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Unitas or Montana?
Montana
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Jordan or Russell?
Jordan's probably the GOAT, but I'll take Russell just because of his classic SNL appearance
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Gretzky or Orr?
Gretzky
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Pele or Maradona?
Pele because, cal me pathetic, I have no clue who Maradona is
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Federer or Sampras?
Federer. Federer is the greatest tennis player of the Open Era. He'd already have the majors record if he wasn't in the same generation as the greatest clay court player, Nadal, of the Open Era
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Tiger or Nicklaus?
Tiger
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Petty or Earnhardt?
you gotta be joking me
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Schumacher or Senna?
Isn't Schumacher like the richest athlete of all time?
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Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?
Pac 10! Get that East Coast Bias out of here!





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2 months ago
"Tosten"—hmm, does kinda ring a bell.
Welcome back to the neighborhood, homeboy...and viva la free speech, in eye-black and everywhere else.
Hope all is well,
Ryan
2 months ago
Tosten,
Trust me you will enjoy this article.
You would not want to miss this one out.
If you get a chance, I'd appreciate your thoughts.
"Sexiest Beastly Babe To Win the US Open 2009."
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/245336-sexiest-beastly-babe-to-win-the-us-open-2009
Thanks,
Xeno
2 months ago
The third installment in my IDP series is now published:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/240287-idp-rankings-by-position-sacks-tackles-and-shackles
Check it out, and as always your feedback is much appreciated.
Scott
2 months ago
I have unleashed my Fantasy Football QB Rankings! Bring the debate and be sure to watch the videos.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/240223-2009-fantasy-football-quarterback-rankings
3 months ago
Oh how I look forward to the monthly installments of the TB Show. He's not quite as glamorous as TO...but he does tend to be a little more substantive.
Nice work as always, Bubba. I hope all is well on your end.
— Ryan
3 months ago
It's time to put this theory to rest: Michael Vick will not be a Jacksonville Jaguar.
Please let me know what you think about my strong opinion by providing your excellent comments.
Thanks,
ro
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/225827-top-five-reasons-the-jaguars-wont-sign-michael-vick?just_published=1
3 months ago
Yes, I've looked through it an my recap article is already in draft. Just a note, some of my picks when you go round by round were cutoff in the images (it only shows 9 picks in a few rounds not 10). I will be posting my article in a day or two with a few quality links to the dudes with hair!
3 months ago
How will the NFL's top position battles impact fantasy football?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/225469-fantasy-footballs-top-position-battles
4 months ago
Hi there! I hope not to bother you .Please take a look at this funny article:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/216734-the-10-best-shameless-pics-of-soccer
Thanks so much for your time and have a nice day!
Mohamed.
4 months ago
Just when I thought you were gone for good...
Welcome back, old-timer. And well said about Andy. It'll be interesting to see where he goes from here.
6 months ago
A Story From A True Patriots Fan...check this one out...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/164812-a-story-from-a-true-patriots-fan
6 months ago
I'm not sure that "harsh" is the right word—especially not towards Mel. To wit...
- "Fraud" was used in juxtaposition with "expert," with the implication that both are subjective labels.
- "Hack" was immediately preceded by a refusal to find fault.
- "Con" was blamed on the con-ees instead of the con-er.
- "Clueless" was a mutual state of ignorance ("as clueless as you and I").
- The "hubris" actually belonged to Kiper's fans (who "assume that a guru is really a guru").
- "Flop" was a reference to the prospects, not the prognosticator (i.e. being "positive" about a prospect's future sets said prospect up to be a "flop").
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I certainly wasn't singing Mel's praises...but the article was (supposed to be) less about him than about "all those wayward souls who actually take him seriously"...and even then I wasn't aiming for "harshness" so much as "gentle derision of the human tendency to believe."
That said, if I missed the mark, it certainly wouldn't have been the first time.
6 months ago
Ha—my reputation for formulaic headlines seems to precede me.
Your guess was close...but I like the Super Bowl and the NCAA Tournament more than I like the Draft. And I felt like taking a few potshots at Mel Kiper. Enjoy.
7 months ago
Thanks!
7 months ago
You had me at "Creon." Nice work, Bubba.
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