OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT:
LIST OF BLEACHER REPORT USERS THAT DENY MY CLAIMS THAT THE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE 49ers, and in some cases merely suggested their beliefs
*I will be confronting these ignoramuses once my Hawks crush the 49ers. 2 times*
(Not ranked in order of ignorance)
(† indicates surrender, defeat, or retreat)
-Effective Momentum †
-Jon H †
-Turd Sandwich †
-Rob Lemiux †
-BEASTMODE ALL DAY †
-The Draftmare †
-Insane Clown posse †
-Jim Allred †
-MARK White †
-FEAR THA SPEAR
-Gen Patton's Silver Head
-sinclair bloom †
-papa johns †
-Pop T †
-Sleepless in Seadderall (what an idiotic name)
-marauding gerbilss 011
-Pete Joseph †
-Al Spears †
-D.C. Freeman †
-Choco Starfish hotdog water †
-Laughing limbics †
-William Schauer (This dude is downright crazy)
Due to the unfortunate departure of my good friend, and one of the first crusaders of the Seahawks to venture into Niner territory, Seahawks fan Waa Waah, I have been left in a pool of filth and ignorance, also known as the San Francisco 49ers Bleacher Report comments section. Recently, I have found myself outnumbered, and I imagine that more and more niner fans will come once the season commences. Despite my messages to the Seahawks fans over at our B/R page, none of them have made their presence felt at the Niner page. If you're a Seahawks fan and skeptical of me, and find my efforts irrelevant just remember. If you do assist me in my spreading my message of truth with the Niners fans they'll call you crazy, but if you don't then your grandchildren will call you a coward.
Fellow Seahawk brethren. However matters may go in Arizona or with the Rams or with another team, we in this beautiful land of Seattle and in the Lord’s state of Washington will never lose our sense of comradeship with the fans of the Rams or the Cardinals. If we are now called upon to endure what they have suffered we shall emulate their courage, and if final victory rewards our toils they shall share the gains, aye. And right to confront the Niner fans shall be restored to all. We abate nothing of our just demands—Raiders, Bears, Ravens, Packers, Vikings, all who have joined their causes to our own shall be restored. What B/R user Effective Momentum has called the Battle of the NFC West is over. I expect that the Battle of the NFC West is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of football, and the bragging rights of God’s city, Seattle, itself. Upon it depends our own lives, and the long continuity of our institutions and our beloved city of Seattle. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Harbaugh knows that he will have to break us in Seattle or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all of the NFL may be freed from the ignorance of niner fans because they’ll be silent just like they were when they went 2-14 in 2005 and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands.
But if we fail, then the whole world, including our rivals the Rams and the Cardinals, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the city of Seattle and our beloved team the Seahawks may last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
When in the fuck did I ever talked to you. How do you know I'm a 49er's fan. I've never spoken to this kid ever before and he still tells me that I'm gonna be sad for the lost. Once a niner always a niner, but you are only trolling.
Me jealous of you ahahahahah i'm a Niners fan 5 times champion your a one hit wonder! I don't have a problem with saying congrats so let's get that straight. If I were truly jealous I would show it. I know just like you know, SF was one play away from winning our sixth title. Harbaugh not calling timeouts was the biggest mistake in that play which led to a great play by Sherman. Now with you talking about me wearing panties and all this that's cute. Bottom line is unlike real Seattle fans, WHERE WERE YOU AT LAST YEAR AROUND THIS TIME? Funny how you weren't popping off until you finally won. You went from ringless to one lombardi trophy to crowning yourself as great? Yeah that's words spoken from a team used to losing every year. You can tell it's your first time. Your like the kid who finally got some *** from a girl and your bragging about how good she looks. Remember your talking to a pimp, not a virgin. Seattle just popped thier virginity by winning whereas SF has so many girls (trophies) we can't take your trash talk seriously. We like oh wow they finally won one! Like I said, century link stadium fits your team well. One win a century. GO NINERS!
I would love to go to a game with you preferabally in Seattle! I'm sure after SF whips your *** you would have the entire Seattle try and kill me! I would have fun though having a chance to see what's it like out there on the west coast, I have never been. I'm sure well now Santa Clara and Seattle have nice cities!
Yeah we is crashin shit lil man. You beat an elderly Payton Manning and only had to play SF as competition. No atl or redksins like last year and you think yall are hot **** lol that's funny. So let's recap your history. You need Ped's, a blown call by refs last season vs green bay to make playoffs and to play at home to win in playoffs also to make a superbowl. Yeah some great team you are. So SF has 5 titles and seattle has 1. Well it's been a century link since you won one now another hundred years your grandkids will be doing the same thing you are! Now go celebrate your superbowl in your city that has a high suicide rate. GO NINERS!
WE DID IT MAN WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!! Ringless no more brother
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
you must know what it feels like to be a loser, seattle hasnt won much in its history,with just a few years of success, your chest thumping and boasting,along with your inaccurate predictions,make you out as a fair weather fan,all year long all you could say was how the SEAKAWKS were going to DESTROY the 49ers twice,,,it didnt happen,,,and,,,,you havent won shit yet
guess your 20 point margin of victory was incorrect