OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT:
LIST OF BLEACHER REPORT USERS THAT DENY MY CLAIMS THAT THE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE 49ers, and in some cases merely suggested their beliefs
*I will be confronting these ignoramuses once my Hawks crush the 49ers. 2 times*
(Not ranked in order of ignorance)
(† indicates surrender, defeat, or retreat)
-Effective Momentum †
-Jon H †
-Turd Sandwich †
-Rob Lemiux †
-BEASTMODE ALL DAY †
-The Draftmare †
-Insane Clown posse †
-Jim Allred †
-MARK White †
-FEAR THA SPEAR
-Gen Patton's Silver Head
-sinclair bloom †
-papa johns †
-Pop T †
-Sleepless in Seadderall (what an idiotic name)
-marauding gerbilss 011
-Pete Joseph †
-Al Spears †
-D.C. Freeman †
-Choco Starfish hotdog water †
-Laughing limbics †
-William Schauer (This dude is downright crazy)
Due to the unfortunate departure of my good friend, and one of the first crusaders of the Seahawks to venture into Niner territory, Seahawks fan Waa Waah, I have been left in a pool of filth and ignorance, also known as the San Francisco 49ers Bleacher Report comments section. Recently, I have found myself outnumbered, and I imagine that more and more niner fans will come once the season commences. Despite my messages to the Seahawks fans over at our B/R page, none of them have made their presence felt at the Niner page. If you're a Seahawks fan and skeptical of me, and find my efforts irrelevant just remember. If you do assist me in my spreading my message of truth with the Niners fans they'll call you crazy, but if you don't then your grandchildren will call you a coward.
Fellow Seahawk brethren. However matters may go in Arizona or with the Rams or with another team, we in this beautiful land of Seattle and in the Lord’s state of Washington will never lose our sense of comradeship with the fans of the Rams or the Cardinals. If we are now called upon to endure what they have suffered we shall emulate their courage, and if final victory rewards our toils they shall share the gains, aye. And right to confront the Niner fans shall be restored to all. We abate nothing of our just demands—Raiders, Bears, Ravens, Packers, Vikings, all who have joined their causes to our own shall be restored. What B/R user Effective Momentum has called the Battle of the NFC West is over. I expect that the Battle of the NFC West is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of football, and the bragging rights of God’s city, Seattle, itself. Upon it depends our own lives, and the long continuity of our institutions and our beloved city of Seattle. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Harbaugh knows that he will have to break us in Seattle or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all of the NFL may be freed from the ignorance of niner fans because they’ll be silent just like they were when they went 2-14 in 2005 and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands.
But if we fail, then the whole world, including our rivals the Rams and the Cardinals, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the city of Seattle and our beloved team the Seahawks may last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
Sooooooooooooooooooo... since you were wrong does this mean you're just stupid or arrogantly ignorant?
19 to 17! I am not gonna brag because it's a season game and I'm a fan of a team that has 5 superbowls so winning is something common. Just know that you fell short of your so call prediction. GO NINERS!
Hahahaha for sure man.... But this game tomorrow is going to be critical in the sense that the whiner fans will have literally run out of excuses if we win.
What are you esmoking?? I said the we would kick your ass, meaning the Seahawks would kick the 40 WHiners ass not saying I would kick your ass. But If I cared I probably could. Playing too much Call of Duty huh child?? Well I play it too but I aint an addict and you wouldnt tell if I got close to you I could be anyone. If I jsut randomly came up to you and said who I am you would have a gun at all times?? You really are a fool, and stop posting so many commas.
no,we da team,I told you you I would shoot you in the head with my .45 if you even got close to me,typical,so full of hate you cant remember shit,you said you would kick my ass,what,you dont recall?, if you cant tell the differance between a rifle and a .45 you should go back to kindergarten and start all over
We killed the Saints!!!! YES time to do the same to the 40 Whiners they gonna get beat up crazy man. That Tailgate King idiot threatened he would shoot me with his rifle!!!! LMAO!!!!
Well man, they did it... I gotta say the score was quite surprising to me, but nonetheless we did it lmao
Hell yeah man, alot of the bandwagoning saints fans have been talking quite a bit lately. It'll be awesome to see their faces after hahaha
Had to get a new account because B/R perma-banned me from commenting (too much pwnage I guess LOL) but yeah this week's slate of games is gonna be epic, culminating in the big fight for home-field advantage. It feels good to be here man... wow
With ease? LMAO. You barely won you dumbass.