1. Highlight Reel: The Most Ridiculous Little League Movie Scenes

    Kids don't play sports for the gargantuan contracts, beachside mansions, or exclusive VIP status at the world's hottest clubs. They play for one reason, and one reason only--for the love of the game...

    Lance Pauker Written by Lance Pauker about over 4 years ago 5,714 reads 1 comments

  2. Albert Haynesworth and the 10 Fattest Athletes Alive

    An athlete generally possess a strong degree of strength, speed, and endurance. High levels of physical fitness are crucial to almost any athletic endeavor, and are integral to nearly every professional athlete's formula for success...

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  3. Shark Week: The Biggest Sharks in Sports

    After months of anticipation, the oh-so celebrated "Shark Week" is finally upon us. This week is certainly cause for celebration, as it marks the one time in the year where one can ...

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  4. The 10 Most Annoying People To Watch Sports With

    Sports connect. Sports unify. Sports foster community. These unique properties of sport render it one of the most important form of ritual in American society. For some, the "big game" is more highly anticipated than Christmas...

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  5. The 10 Craziest Fashion Statements in Sports

    The sports world is no stranger to eccentricity. Bizarre pregame rituals, odd batting stances, and outlandish superstitions can often define a team or a players persona, as these ...

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  6. Wayne Rooney And The Most Stunning Big Stage Flops In Sports History

    "Stage fright" refers to an individual's tendency to experience tremendous anxiety when performing in front of an audience. Although the term generally pertains to the realm of theatre, its place in sports is undeniable...

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  7. The New York College Football Void: Why It Needs to Be Filled

    I am a Miami Hurricanes fan. In fact, I was about to write an article about their chances this year. But then, I realized something. I really shouldn't be a Miami Hurricanes fan...

    Lance Pauker Written by Lance Pauker about over 4 years ago 1,183 reads 24 comments

  8. 2010 FIFA World Cup WAGs: What Will They Do Now?

    You may have already forgotten, but the World Cup reached its conclusion earlier this month. Spain, the winners of this immaculate global festival, departed South Africa rather triumphantly...

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  9. Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder: The Super Team's Kryptonite?

    A day before LeBron's notorious "decision" rocked the landscape of modern basketball, another choice was made...

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  10. 10 Decisions ESPN Should Show Next

    Last Thursday at 9 p.m. EST, the atmosphere suddenly and inexplicably exploded. It was later found that this cataclysmic event was caused by a little-known special held on ESPN about some guy named LeBron James...

    Lance Pauker Written by Lance Pauker about over 4 years ago 3,142 reads 7 comments

  11. New York Knicks: What Do We Do Now?

    LeGone, but not forgotten. This attitude may be filtering through the minds of many Knicks fans as a result of the post-LeBron fallout. After dumping cap faster than a high maintenance girlfriend, they could not land their desired target...

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  12. LeBron James to Sign With...the Yankees? (Satire)

    About an hour ago, some unnamed source that may not even exist tweeted something that mentioned LeBron James and the New York Yankees in the same sentence...

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  13. Georgetown Hoyas: Seven Keys To The Offseason

    In the constantly shifting landscape of college basketball, the months spent away from the bright lights of ESPN often prove to be most crucial for in season success...

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  14. We Have To Go There?! The 10 Toughest Places To Play In College Hoops

    The raucous crowds. The unbearable taunts. The mystique worthy of Vin Diesel's shiny head. Simply put, you wish you were facing this foe on your own court...

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  15. World Cup 2010: Portugal Forfeits Game, FIFA Cites "Too Many Goals" (Satire)

    After scoring an unprecedented seven times in their match against North Korea this afternoon, the Portuguese national team was forced to surrender their victory. The reason? "Soccer scoreboards only go up to five," said FIFA executive Franz Beckenbauer...

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  16. Stephen Strasburg Inducted Into Hall of Fame, Named Greatest Ever

    SATIRE—It was sheer pandemonium at Cooperstown today, when the self-titled warlords of the baseball world held an impromptu press conference to induct the newest (and only) member into the 2010 Hall of Fame class...

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  17. I Want The Old NBA Back

    I'm sitting here watching the Suns Lakers game. Three quarters in, I'm amazed I haven't turned off the TV. Not only is the game unequivocally boring, but EVERY single commercial break ...

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  18. Let's Make St. John's Basketball Relevant Again

    Lights, camera, action. March 13th, 2010...For one team of homegrown heroes, the ensuing 40 minutes represented the chance of a lifetime...

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  19. Even If Entire Team Returns, Georgetown Loses a Star

    Georgetown did not have a senior day this past season. After all, with no four-year veterans on the roster, why would they? I’ll tell you why. Sometimes a team subsists beyond those on the court...

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  20. Brad Stevens' Short, Strange, Trip (Satire)

    From Jon “I smile a lot” Gruden to Lane “I sell my house more frequently than a mobster” Kiffin, the sports world has definitely seen its fair share of young coaches on the big stage...

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  21. A Different Take On The Final Four: Duke vs. West Virginia (Satire)

    Being that Christmas Part II (the Final Four) is tomorrow, I thought i'd hitch up my sleigh and offer you some well thought out predictions. FINAL FOUR: DUKE vs. WEST VIRGINIA Nobody knows what to expect from the Dukies...

    Lance Pauker Written by Lance Pauker about over 4 years ago 378 reads 2 comments

  22. NCAA: Why Conference Tournaments Should Be Here To Stay

    It's the most wonderful time of the year. No, I'm not talking about Capital One Bowl Week. I'm talking about the Big Dance—the one glorious time of the year when Cinderella is allowed to enter the grand ballroom...

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