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Tony Gwynn: The Most Underrated Hitter To Ever Play the Game

Who was the best pure hitter in baseball over the last 30 years? It's a fair question, and one that has been argued ad nauseam in many a barroom and barbecue...

Written by Carl Stoffers about 6 months ago 43 reads 2 comments
Patriots-Ravens: Signs of a Conspiracy

I've always been more of a fan of pro football than the college game.The 100+ teams in college, the players who only shine for two years, the train wreck of the BCS—it all wears me out...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 2,696 reads 27 comments
Irish Hell: A Merciful End for Charlie Weis

In a particularly memorable episode of The Sopranos, Tony's nephew Christopher thinks he has a near death experience after being shot.As he lays in his bed in the ICU, Christopher tells Tony and Paulie he visited hell...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 951 reads 2 comments
Turkey Day in the NFL: Thanksgiving Memories

Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday.It's only fitting that it's eternally linked with football—a uniquely American game.Baseball is over by Turkey Day, hockey's not our sport, and basketball...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 949 reads 0 comments
Whose Catastrophe?: The Narcissism of Nick Saban

We've all heard the quotes—Alabama head coach Nick Saban comparing his team's loss to Louisiana-Monroe to September 11th and Pearl Harbor, as well as to an alcoholic hitting "rock bottom...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 2,670 reads 55 comments
The Ugly Truth About Boston Red Sox Fans

I admit it—I hate the Boston Red Sox. Hate them. I can't help it—it's in the pinstriped blood that beats through my heart, which quite possibly has an interlocking "NY" tattooed on it...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 1,194 reads 22 comments
The Real Reason For Hating Alex Rodriguez

Why do people hate Alex Rodriguez? Because he's overrated? Nope.Because he can’t win the big one? See Mattingly, Donald A. Too “pretty” for New York? See Jeter, Derek.No, it’s none of those things...

Written by Carl Stoffers about over 2 years ago 1,735 reads 1 comments

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Carl Stoffers Article Archive

Tony Gwynn: The Most Underrated Hitter To Ever Play the Game

Patriots-Ravens: Signs of a Conspiracy

Irish Hell: A Merciful End for Charlie Weis

Turkey Day in the NFL: Thanksgiving Memories

Whose Catastrophe?: The Narcissism of Nick Saban

The Ugly Truth About Boston Red Sox Fans

The Real Reason For Hating Alex Rodriguez

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