1. Houston Texans Got Trouble in Bayou City

    Oh, We Got Trouble...Right Here in Bayou City, With a Capital "T" and that rhymes with "D" and that stand for Defense! Leading the league in laughable Defense has put the skids ...

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  2. It's Awesome To Watch The Game From The Houston Texans Press Box!

    Many people think it would be an incredible experience to watch a professional football game from the Press Box. And it is. Just not for the reasons you think...

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  3. An Absurdly Premature Playoffs Prediction For The Houston Texans

    The Paper Texan wrote this Summer that Houston Texans fans could expect a 7-1 start that would then be met with some pretty tough sledding...

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  4. Cowboys Break Texans

    This was not the Dallas Cowboys' first rodeo, and they proved it by breaking the Houston Texans' quest to remain undefeated through its first 3 games of the 2010 season for the first time in franchise history...

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  5. Fans' Reaction to Texans' Suspensions Reveal True Sentiment: Just Win Baby!

    Remember when the Houston Texans were pure as the wind-driven snow and losers? Then they were lovable and stuck in win-lose purgatory with two consecutive ...

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  6. Texans Put Redskins on Ice

    The Houston Texans stared defeat square in the eyes during a tough Sunday afternoon road game and didn't blink. Trailing by 17 late in the 3rd quarter, the offense began to click. The role players began to produce and its stars began to shine...

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  7. The Price of Success

    The price of success is the expectation of continued achievement, and the bill begins to accrue immediately...

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  8. You've Read The Rest...Here's The Best!

    Very well-behaved well-to-do Indianapolis fans had flown down to Houston with their team for the Houston Texans home opener in Reliant Stadium ...

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  9. Sweet Caroline

    With less than a week to go before the NFL Season begins, let's momentarily distract ourselves from the delicious anticipation of the Houston Texans' campaign by allowing me to divert your attention to the U...

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  10. Eli Manning Injury: Did You See All the Blood?

    Before we have to take steps to try to prevent Tom Coughlin and the New York Giants from “going David Tyree” on Victor Cruz, you know…cutting the player making the ...

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  11. The Problem With The Houston Texans

    First of all...Yes, I know it was just a pre-season game.But, when you say the following out loud, it is true, irrefutable, and eerily reminiscent of all too many heart-breaking dynamics ...

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  12. The Andre Johnson You Don't Know

    You know Andre Johnson is the only wide-receiver along with Jerry Rice to lead the NFL two consecutive seasons, and the only wide-receiver along with Marvin Harrison to rack up two consecutive seasons with greater than 1,500 yards...

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  13. Brett Favre Is Not Retired!

    The now perennial and practically ceremonial charade by Brett Favre has all the legitimacy of a Third World Presidential Election Victory Parade: We've seen it before, and we ought ...

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  14. 'Rhoids Are So Yesterday...It's P90X!

    Don't look now, but you're being duped!Haven't you heard? It's all about P90X these days. If you can't commit to an exercise and diet routine to attain a body reminiscent of a science ...

    The Paper Texan Written by The Paper Texan about over 4 years ago 123 reads 0 comments

  15. Cue Phil Collins: This Story Is Against All Odds

    I love sports. L O V E.I've been a fan since I was 8. And by fan, I mean I was tormented by disappointment and delirious from success. I am also a long-time fan of creative expression that makes no apology for being unique...

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  16. The Paper Dog Days of Summer

    1. The Astros are on pace to lose 100 games this season.2. The Rangers, the only other alternative to Texas baseball, just lost all 4 games at home to the Orioles!3...

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  17. We Have Seen The LeBron

    Pogo said, "We have seen the enemy, and he is us!" LeBron James will announce his decision regarding his future during a Live 1-hour television broadcast tonight on ESPN...

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  18. I Come To Bury US Soccer

    Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury US Soccer, not to praise it;The vile taste that sports leaves lives after it,Their good is oft interred with their clippings and highlights,So let it be with US Soccer...

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  19. The Secret Life of Flag Football Guy

    As heard from "Four-9" Knapp, aka The Paper Texan, on the Jim Rome Show Tuesday, June 22, 2010:Flag Football Guy...1...

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  20. Blow It Out Your VuVu!

    "A society is ultimately judged by how it treats its weakest and most vulnerable members."But it SHOULDbe judged by whether or not it allows vuvuzelas at its sporting events...

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  21. Catch-Up Summer Reading For Fans Of The Paper Texan

    Thursday, May 20, 2010 BP Spill at Texans OTAs You've heard about the BP spill, gushing and spewing forth liquid energy threatening to impact everything and everyone with whom it comes in contact...

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  22. Balancing Act Of Olympic Proportion

    It's football. It's always been football. And it will always be football. Anything else is blatantly but mere filler...

    The Paper Texan Written by The Paper Texan about almost 5 years ago 42 reads 0 comments