Hello my name is PEPE, I was born in Brazil, but I am a Portuguese citizen. It is commonly known that I am the best defender in the world. My aggressive style of play combined with my incredible pace and extraordinary tackling abilities makes me impossible for attackers to handle.
Things I hate:
Things I love:
Stepping on fingers
I am widely regarded as one of the most fair and most nice sportsmen in the world. I started my career in Maritimo, I then moved to the second best team in the world, Porto, before joining the best club ever, Real Madrid, officially making me the best defender to ever set his feet on the field of Bernabeu (and on Messi's fingers).
I just read your bio, you don't love red cards, either?
Oh my God, I just read your bio. Bravo!
BAHAHA you sir made my day! Your short list is LMAO!