Kepler Pepe

Kepler Pepe

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About

Hello my name is PEPE, I was born in Brazil, but I am a Portuguese citizen. It is commonly known that I am the best defender in the world. My aggressive style of play combined with my incredible pace and extraordinary tackling abilities makes me impossible for attackers to handle.

Things I hate:
Messi
Dani Alves
Divers
Hypocrits
Messi
FC Barcelona
Busquets
Varane
Messi
Mourinho
Messi

Things I love:
My self
Stepping on fingers
Wrestling
Violent movies
Rough tackles
Yellow cards
Suspensions

I am widely regarded as one of the most fair and most nice sportsmen in the world. I started my career in Maritimo, I then moved to the second best team in the world, Porto, before joining the best club ever, Real Madrid, officially making me the best defender to ever set his feet on the field of Bernabeu (and on Messi's fingers).

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  • Andy Doubleday posted 351 days ago

    Andy Doubleday

    I just read your bio, you don't love red cards, either?

  • Felipe Gomez posted 353 days ago

    Felipe Gomez

    SOOOOOO funny!

  • Suraj Patel posted 354 days ago

    Suraj Patel

    Oh my God, I just read your bio. Bravo!

  • Joe Paternoster posted 367 days ago

    Joe Paternoster

    lol

  • ChessAdict posted 378 days ago

    ChessAdict

    BAHAHA you sir made my day! Your short list is LMAO!