I can't be bothered to fill this out properly right now seeing as my original bio was somehow deleted and I haven't had an explanation as to why yet, so all I have to say for now is I live in London, England (please note: it's not Londonengland as a lot of you guys seem to think!) and that's all you need to know - you can figure the rest out for yourself!
Apart from that here's a joke I made up:
What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Jaguar?
I dunno, but don't expect to see it in the Superbowl!