Favorite Athletes

Steve Fuller, Dallas Comegys, Tuffy Rhodes and Karl Heinz Granitza

Favorite Sports Teams

Anything with a Chicago in front of it that doesn't involve Ozzie Guillen, Greg Luzinksi or announcers who say "mercy"

Favorite Coaches

Coaches? Coach is singular...there's one and his name is Mike Ditka

All-Time Sports Moment

Watching Karl Malone never win a championship

Most Memorable Game Attended

'88 NBA All-Star Saturday; Bird never took off his warm ups

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Paul Newman's 50 eggs in an hour - George Kennedy still can't believe it

Ruth or Mays?

Ernie Banks

Unitas or Montana?

Why is Bob Avelini not an option here?

Jordan or Russell?

c'mon. next question.

Gretzky or Orr?

Orr is definitely more photogenic...unless you're counting Gretsky's daughter

Pele or Maradona?

I enjoy Hristo Stoichkov - someone talk me out of it...

Federer or Sampras?

Sampras still uses a 1987 Wilson Pro Staff, so I defer to him

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Nicklaus has way better hair, that tilts it in his favor

Petty or Earnhardt?

I don't listen to country music

Schumacher or Senna?

How is it possiblet that pro drivers in Europe and the US are so different. In Europe they are so slick city guys and hip and cool. Here they are mostly good-ole boys. It's weird.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

I prefer the Big Sky, mostly because it's the only conference left that has a name that makes any sense given the schools that are actually in the conference. When Boise St. joined the Big East I gave up.