Nucking Futs

Nucking Futs


Like most mentally challenged people, I have a sexual fascination with sport. I have a basic understanding of the following consepts: 5th grade math, spelling, English, grammar, and singing. I am an amateur songwriter, contemporary artist, freelance journalist, and have beat infected for guitar hero set to easy mode. I am 22 years old, and I live in Huston texas, and work as an auto mechanic. I was only arrested once for attempted robbery of a manhole cover. I aspire to one day become an Hero. If you hav eany questions post them down below, ill happily answer.

Awesome posse members!!
-DYRO(who is now a double member!!)
-HEEL 4.0(may he rest in peace)((if anyone could tell me if he's coming back or not, that'd be great))/notclank
-Alex Riley is the best 2.0/BeastMode Engaged/DYRO Pick up the Trucling Mother Sprinkles
-Revenger David
-Rafa Phoenix
-Nicole Le Saux
-CM Mox
-Ben Rogers
-John Robbins
-Lil Ray-Ray Jr.
-Clank(Note: Clank is not HEEL, A-ry is a compulsive liar... but he's our compulsive liar)
-The Great Wight
-Colton Gilcrease
-Atlanta Hawks Fan
-Long Live The GOAT
-Eddy Curry

Arch Nemisis:
Matt Rogers

His sidekick:
Warriors Bandwagoner

Mortal Enemy:
Antonio Archie

Arch Enemy:
Christina Teager

POSSE ASSEMBLE 5/15:You may be asking why I've called this posse meeting, well, It's about the user Matt Rogers. We need to stop him before it's too late. All members post this exact message on his bulletin board: POOP. That's it... just post that message, and he won't know what hit him... I'll even link you to his profile here:

Good luck,
Nucking Futs

OPERATION LET NUCKING FUTS MAKE A DEBUT ON THE RAYLIGHT REEL is in full swing, agents. That's right posse members, i need your help to get me on this raylight thing. If you don't I'll storm off into my room and never come out EVER!! So do whatever you can to get ray to let me mount his light...

Good Luck,
Nucking Futs

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  • Eddy Curry posted 156 days ago

    Eddy Curry


  • Matt Rogers posted 156 days ago

    Matt Rogers

    Long time no see Mr. Futs. How goes your mission to destroy me?

  • Eddy Curry posted 156 days ago

    Eddy Curry

    hello can I join the posse

  • Alex Riley is the best 2.0 posted 156 days ago

    Alex Riley is the best 2.0

    I can no longer talk to you. People still think I'm you so goodbye my love

  • Nucking Futs posted 156 days ago

    Nucking Futs

    I don't mind, but I could use a little sympathy.

  • The Villain posted 264 days ago

    The Villain

    Lol. Why did you try to rob a manhole cover?

  • Alex Riley is the best 2.0 posted 268 days ago

    Alex Riley is the best 2.0

    S'all good, welcome back

  • Long gone posted 320 days ago

    Long gone

    Hey man. I am actually Warriors Bandwagoner.

  • Nucking Futs posted 328 days ago

    Nucking Futs

    Hello, cruel world. Do you know that you're killing me?

  • Alex Riley is the best 2.0 posted 366 days ago

    Alex Riley is the best 2.0

    I have found a new member that we can induct into our awesome posse....his name is long live The GOAT....sick em boy!