Tim Hammond

Tim Hammond

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  • Favorite Athletes

    Joe Namath...Bart Starr.....Kenny Stabler...Mark Ingram.....Tim Tebow...Trent Richardson

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    University of Alabama and Florida State

  • Favorite Coaches

    Nick Saban, Paul "Bear" Bryant, Bobby Bowden, Jimbo Fisher and Tony Dungy. Urban Meyer is also on my short list as I think he did a great job at Florida and he has a lot of class.

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Alabama - Notre Dame National Championship 2013 TOTAL dominance! Alabama - LSU National Championship 2012 TOTAL dominance!

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    1989 World Series with Oakland and San Francisco (The earthquake happened)

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Any of the records that were made when the players used steroids

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    It isn't football so I don't care

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Don't care as I don't care about watching men run up and down a field for two hours wearing shorts and knee high socks only to score one or two points. IT"S SOOOOO BORING!!

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Federer

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Nicklaus because Tiger is scum

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Who cares? A redneck activity (it isn't a sport)

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Excuse me??? Who cares??

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    SEC...SEC....SEC....SEC...SEC....SEC....SEC....SEC...SEC.....SEC......SEC.....SEC

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  • L.G. Mora posted 21 hours ago

    L.G. Mora

    Tim, I could hear you now, standing outside your trailer, in your wife-beater, with a 12er of cheap beer complaining to 'big sniff', if black people could say the 'N' word, then you guys should be able to say the 'N' word too... Rcyst Pygg!

  • The U posted 3 days ago

    The U

    It's all about the U

  • Tim Hammond Is Gay posted 51 days ago

    Tim Hammond Is Gay

    10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

    9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

    8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.

    7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

    6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"

    5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.

    3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.

    2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.

    1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.

  • Bob brown posted 69 days ago

    Bob brown

    Mr. Piggy!!!!!!!

  • Josh Hicks posted 92 days ago

    Josh Hicks

    Thanks Tim, he is doing the same thing to me. Stay classy bro.

  • Josh Hicks posted 92 days ago

    Josh Hicks

    Dude you posted that on my wall. I never said anything to you and this is my first post on your wall. Please delete your hateful message, I don't even like Boise.

  • Bob Justcoming2sayhello posted 93 days ago

    Bob Justcoming2sayhello

    don't hate on boise state be polite 4 once

  • tOSU posted 97 days ago

    tOSU

    I appreciate that much respect to a TRUE SEC/Alabama fan hope to see you guys in January, best of luck!

  • Zach Covert posted 147 days ago

    Zach Covert

    How does it feel knowing that ND will blast Alabama? BTW I'll be in attendance watching my beloved Irish win! 28-10

  • Zach Covert posted 330 days ago

    Zach Covert

    http://sportsbybrooks.com/richardson-mom-rental-cars-2010-alabama-pad-29852 more UA cheating :)

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