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Disgruntled Husker Fan Responds.

To everyone who questioned my 'fandom' because I don't tune in when we are playing losing football.. My point was and still is not 'personal' to the individual fan but rather at the fact that ...

Written by Curly Morris about 7 days ago 94 reads 5 comments
Ho Hum Season For Husker Fans?

Forgive me if I haven't felt like spending much time dissecting the 2009 - 10 Husker football season, but in my humble opinion the season was essentially over after the Va Tech loss...

Written by Curly Morris about 16 days ago 171 reads 12 comments
My 10 NBA Guarantees

I've been too busy to write lately but I wanted to get something in, particularly my Finals picks before the first game is played. So here is the official Curly Morris 10 NBA Guarantees this season...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 month ago 39 reads 0 comments
The Hypocrisy of Michael Vick Haters

This morning, I ate scrambled chicken embryo's and fried strips of dead beef flesh for breakfast...I'll be expecting PETA or the Humane Society to show up at my door any minute now. Now, the Michael Vick lunacy really begins...

Written by Curly Morris about 3 months ago 8 reads 1 comments
Los Angeles Lakers Should Consider Adding David Lee

It took less than one month for four of the 10 starting players in June's NBA Finals to find themselves on different teams...

Written by Curly Morris about 4 months ago 47 reads 0 comments
Contenders Set The Tables For 2009-10

Lamar Odom has yet to resign with the L.A. Lakers While most people seem to think that Odom's return is a forgone conclusion, keep in mind that Phoenix, San Antonio and Cleveland could all imagine ...

Written by Curly Morris about 4 months ago 33 reads 0 comments
Favre to Vikings? So What?

Jun 16, 2009- Brett Favre will know in several weeks whether or not his surgically repaired arm will allow him to come out of retirement...again. (ESPN...

Written by Curly Morris about 5 months ago 6 reads 0 comments
Bryant, Fans Get Last Laugh

Have you ever watched Major League Baseball's Frank Thomas and Ken Griffey Jr hit home-runs? If you have, then you know that watching the two superstars go deep is two completely different experiences...

Written by Curly Morris about 5 months ago 294 reads 0 comments
Kobe Bryant's Redemption Song

The Los Angeles Lakers will defeat the Orlando Magic to win the 2009 NBA title...period. Over the course of the next several days there will be a smorgasbord of articles written by experts and ...

Written by Curly Morris about 6 months ago 515 reads 21 comments
Top Ten Dunkers Of All Time

Slamfest: Let the arguments begin... #10 Clyde Drexler Unfortunately for Drexler, most of his better dunks came while a member of the University of Houston's Phi Slamma Jamma squad...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 2,203 reads 16 comments
East Carolina to Take Down Virginia Tech in the Upset of the Week

Virginia Tech coach Frank Beamer's Hokies go into Greenville, North Carolina this week with a few positions unsettled, mainly in the backfield at tailback and at the wide receiver position...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 753 reads 12 comments
Bo Pelini Should Start Right Off on the Hot Seat at Nebraska

A total of 106 All-Americans, 52 consensus All-Americans, three Heisman Trophies and five National Championships have borne the Nebraska brand name before Bo Pelini was given the reins of the historic Cornhusker program...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 359 reads 1 comments
China's Hustle More Than Kung Fu

I love movies. No really, I looove movies.My favorite movies of all time are:#10. North By Northwest #9. Do the Right Thing #8. Contact #7. The Color Purple #6. Pulp Fiction #5. Artificial Intelligence #4...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 143 reads 0 comments
A Deal I'd Like the Knicks to Make

The Miami Heat trade Shawn Marion to the New York Knicks for Zach Randolph, Nate Robinson, or a 2nd round draft pick. Whoa Nellie you say? Here's why the deal makes sense...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 849 reads 6 comments
The Brandon Jennings-Josh Childress Syndrome

You may not see it now—but the NBA is headed for obsolescence. 1. High school star decides to play basketball in Europe after he is unable to achieve satisfactory SAT test score for admittance ...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 433 reads 3 comments
Olympics 2008: Trouble On The Red Horizon?

The Detroit Red Wings have won the Stanley Cup. The Boston Celtics have won the NBA Championship. Tiger Woods is out for the remainder of the PGA season. The MLB All-Star game is a joke.So what's next? Imminent disaster in Beijing, if you ask me...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 1,032 reads 4 comments
Open Mic: World's Best Athletes?

After college I moved to London where for three seasons I played American football in the now defunct Coca Cola league...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 485 reads 3 comments
I Am "Not" Legend

Anyone who has ever read anything that I've written about Kobe Bryant knows that I have been a huge fan of his—and I still am. Kobe has treated us to some of the most memorable moments the NBA has seen in the post-Jordan era...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 1,864 reads 9 comments
Why The Lakers Will Win The NBA Title

Finally, it's time for Jackson and the Lakers to get out of Kobe's wayTrue to my word, I have not watched Games Three & Four of the NBA Finals in my own silent protest to the officiating (like anyone cares)...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 437 reads 9 comments
I Can't Believe I'm Watching MLB In June

I'm not watching the Lakers-Celtics game tonight, I'm working on a track for the new Trey Sixes album, that is going to be hot (unless you're a member of law enforcement, but I'll keep you guys posted on that later)...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 234 reads 1 comments
Trade Dwyane Wade? Time Is Now For Miami Heat To Pull The Trigger

About two months ago on my FOX Sports blog, I suggested that the Miami Heat should entertain a trade scenario with the Bulls that would send Dwyane Wade and Shawn Marion to Chicago...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 2,572 reads 21 comments
New York Jets: They Do Have a Plan, Right?

I don't understand what the Jets plan on doing this season. In two seasons as gang-green's head coach, the Mangenius is batting under .500 so far, and the Patriots have shown no signs of slowing down...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 655 reads 8 comments
An Open Letter to Donnie Walsh

Dear Mr. Walsh, I am taking this time to write concerning my beloved New York Knicks. The Boston Celtics are expecting to do what the Denver Nuggets, Utah Jazz, and San Antonio Spurs couldn't do over three series and that is beat the Lakers four times..

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 372 reads 9 comments
Shaq Who? Says Buss

The Lakers 'Old' CenterMost people do not realize that in the midst of all the controversy surrounding their former Franchise Center's departure from Los Angeles, the Lakers did in fact make a contract offer to said player...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 1,853 reads 10 comments
The Notorious C.W.B.

Could the man in the above photo actually become the Governor of Alabama one day? In today's world, anything is possible, but I'd have to say it's not likely...

Written by Curly Morris about about 1 year ago 823 reads 10 comments

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Curly Morris Article Archive

Disgruntled Husker Fan Responds.

Ho Hum Season For Husker Fans?

My 10 NBA Guarantees

The Hypocrisy of Michael Vick Haters

Los Angeles Lakers Should Consider Adding David Lee

Contenders Set The Tables For 2009-10

Favre to Vikings? So What?

Bryant, Fans Get Last Laugh

Kobe Bryant's Redemption Song

Top Ten Dunkers Of All Time

East Carolina to Take Down Virginia Tech in the Upset of the Week

Bo Pelini Should Start Right Off on the Hot Seat at Nebraska

China's Hustle More Than Kung Fu

A Deal I'd Like the Knicks to Make

The Brandon Jennings-Josh Childress Syndrome

Olympics 2008: Trouble On The Red Horizon?

Open Mic: World's Best Athletes?

I Am "Not" Legend

Why The Lakers Will Win The NBA Title

I Can't Believe I'm Watching MLB In June

Trade Dwyane Wade? Time Is Now For Miami Heat To Pull The Trigger

New York Jets: They Do Have a Plan, Right?

An Open Letter to Donnie Walsh

Shaq Who? Says Buss

The Notorious C.W.B.

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