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Other Historic Yankee Stadium Events

Those of you who watched the All-Star Game may have noticed that a significant portion of Fox’s telecast was devoted to showing important and memorable moments in the history of Yankee Stadium, even as the game went deep into extra innings...

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MLB All-Star Game: Historic Yankee Stadium Events Not Mentioned by Fox

Check us out at Chatterbalks.com! Those of you who watched the All-Star Game may have noticed that a significant portion of Fox’s telecast was devoted to showing important and memorable ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 771 reads 6 comments
The Bandwagon Came Early This Year: Chicago Deep-Dish Style

Picture: Tears of joy ran down my face when I saw this Visit Us at Chatterbalks.com for more passive-aggressive opinions! Remember what it was like in the winter of 2004 and the spring on 2005, ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 400 reads 1 comments
Brian Fuentes Is Being Courted By an Amish Family

MILLERSBERG, OH—As the trading deadline for baseball looms in the distance, Rockies' closer Brian Fuentes has become quite the hot commodity amongst major-league teams...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 488 reads 1 comments
Without the Double-Switch, Life Is A Hollow Meaningless Void

Occasionally, we here at Chatterbalks assign articles to special guests. This article was written by Giants manager Bruce Bochy during the Giants recent 4-1 win over the Indians in Cleveland...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 277 reads 0 comments
Baseball GMs Report Managers Really Suck This Week

At our main site, there's two articles that wouldn't post here for some reason. Check them out! John Gibbons of the Blue Jays was the latest manager to be fired this week, following the dismissals of Willie Randolph (Mets) and John McLaren (Mariners)...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 493 reads 3 comments
An Open Letter to NFL Fans: the Season Ended in February

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Your 2008 MLB Draft Preview!

We’ve all seen the endless hype that seems to dominate every second of coverage on ESPN for the two months leading up to the NFL draft, but did you know that baseball has a draft too? It’s ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 212 reads 1 comments
2008 MLB Draft: A Real Mock Draft

Support us by visiting ChatterBalks.com. Why visit? Because we like to make the funnies. We've all seen the endless hype that seems to dominate every second of coverage on ESPN for the two months ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 2,316 reads 17 comments
Los Angeles Angels: Joe Saunders Is Invisible To Teammates

ANAHEIM, CA - Joe Saunders (LAA) recently won his eighth decision. His record now stands at an amazing 8-2 (amazing only, that is, to Joe Saunders)...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 407 reads 0 comments
Mark Prior Injured: A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Mark Prior, born September 7th, 1980, was laid to pitching rest early Sunday. Doctors performed season-ending surgery on his right shoulder. Absolutely no one saw this coming, AT ALL. Padres GM Kevin Towers didn’t see this coming...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 612 reads 2 comments
Jim Leyland’s Smokehouse: A True Pain in the Ass

Support us by visiting ChatterBalks.com! If you don't, we'll call you a jerk behind your back. Hello folks. The name is Leyland, Jim Leyland. And I’m here to tell ya’ll about somethin’ that’s choppin’ mah balls...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 516 reads 0 comments
GM Profile: The Dodgers' Ned Colletti

Support us by visiting ChatterBalks.com! If you don’t we’ll slash your tires and bone your mom. We here at ChatterBalks would like to get one thing straight: We think Paul DePodesta ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 529 reads 3 comments
Bill Bavasi’s Life "on the Line" Thanks to Seattle Mariners

Support us by visiting ChatterBalks.com! If you don’t we’ll call you a jerk behind your back. SEATTLE, WA - According to some higher-ups in the Mariners organization, Bill Bavasi’s lifeline is “in risk of being terminated...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 554 reads 1 comments
Fantasy Baseball Island: Week of May 27

About every month or so, when the team at ChatterBalks is thoroughly frustrated with the fantasy team (Yovani Gallardo? I will see you in hell, my friend), we use the Fantasy Baseball Island as a refuge of sorts...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 583 reads 1 comments
Elias Sports Bureau Amends Jon Lester’s No-hitter With Asterisk

Visit us at Chatterbalks.com! BOSTON - According to the Elias Sports Bureau, Boston Red Sox SP Jon Lester’s no-hitter on Monday night was amended with an asterisk...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 2,725 reads 6 comments
Padres, Nationals, Twins: Three Teams I Couldn’t Care Less About

Pictured: Scott Hairston of the San Diego Padres Every sports fan has at least three teams in every major sport that they are completely apathetic about. They have no real, star power...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 816 reads 23 comments
Alex Rodriguez Disappointed in Lack of “A-Rod Loves Pink Bats” Jokes

TAMPA, FL—Three-time AL MVP Alex Rodriguez expressed disappointment today that his quad strain prevented him from playing Sunday and using the special Mother’s Day bats, as he feels ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 1,221 reads 1 comments
The 10 Most Disappointed Mothers in Baseball

Picture: Whenever I see these, I just think of used Tampons Mothers Day is usually a time for sons and daughters everywhere to show their appreciation for the hard work and time their Mother’s put into raising them...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 547 reads 6 comments
ESPN To Air Red Sox Game

ESPN announced today its intentions to air a baseball game featuring the Boston Red Sox on Sunday. In a press release, the network stated that “this team is a cornerstone of Major League Baseball, and we have been neglecting them for too long...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 362 reads 0 comments
Feminists Demand Degradation of Real Women in White Sox Clubhouse

Feminists are furious in the wake of an anonymous White Sox player attempting to motivate his team by using a blow-up doll in the clubhouse...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 245 reads 0 comments
Left-Handed Batter Somehow Gets Hit Off Left-Handed Reliever

ANAHEIM, CA - The baseball world was rocked Thursday night when left-handed hitter Garret Anderson singled off left-handed A’s reliever Dallas Braden...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 656 reads 6 comments
A’s Owner Interview Part II: Bud and Lew, Frat Bros

Lew Wolff doesn’t mind giving some insight into what the Oakland A’s team of the future will be like. Yesterday, in part one, we addressed some of the potential impacts of moving ...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 421 reads 0 comments
Breaking News: Allegations Of Yet Another Affair With Golfer John Daly's Ex-Wife

According to the Chicago Tribune: "Paulette Dean Daly, former wife of professional golfer John Daly, is the latest alleged liaison of former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens, sources told the New York Daily News...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 732 reads 0 comments
Oakland Athletics Owner: Bye Bye, $1 Hot Dogs

Speaking of the Oakland A’s, their owner, Lew Wolff, gave an interview in the WSJ about ownership and particularly their new stadium. Part 1: The Stadium I was apparently wrong in assuming they were making a bigger stadium...

Written by ChatterBalks about about 1 year ago 1,153 reads 2 comments

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ChatterBalks Article Archive

Other Historic Yankee Stadium Events

MLB All-Star Game: Historic Yankee Stadium Events Not Mentioned by Fox

The Bandwagon Came Early This Year: Chicago Deep-Dish Style

Brian Fuentes Is Being Courted By an Amish Family

Without the Double-Switch, Life Is A Hollow Meaningless Void

Baseball GMs Report Managers Really Suck This Week

An Open Letter to NFL Fans: the Season Ended in February

Your 2008 MLB Draft Preview!

2008 MLB Draft: A Real Mock Draft

Los Angeles Angels: Joe Saunders Is Invisible To Teammates

Mark Prior Injured: A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Jim Leyland’s Smokehouse: A True Pain in the Ass

GM Profile: The Dodgers' Ned Colletti

Bill Bavasi’s Life "on the Line" Thanks to Seattle Mariners

Fantasy Baseball Island: Week of May 27

Elias Sports Bureau Amends Jon Lester’s No-hitter With Asterisk

Padres, Nationals, Twins: Three Teams I Couldn’t Care Less About

Alex Rodriguez Disappointed in Lack of “A-Rod Loves Pink Bats” Jokes

The 10 Most Disappointed Mothers in Baseball

ESPN To Air Red Sox Game

Feminists Demand Degradation of Real Women in White Sox Clubhouse

Left-Handed Batter Somehow Gets Hit Off Left-Handed Reliever

A’s Owner Interview Part II: Bud and Lew, Frat Bros

Breaking News: Allegations Of Yet Another Affair With Golfer John Daly's Ex-Wife

Oakland Athletics Owner: Bye Bye, $1 Hot Dogs

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