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ChatterBalks is a humor-infused baseball blog. Think of that smoothie you get at (select brand store), and you have all the chalky residue on the top along with eight pounds of Vitamin C. Just replace all those things that are good for your body with shit talking, weiner jokes, and old-timey baseball references.

We started in March 2008, with the goal of slowly becoming our own continent. If you would like to participate in this industrial-sized growth, e-mail us at: admin@chatterbalks.com. Thank you for your time, and please, come again.

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Other Historic Yankee Stadium Events

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MLB All-Star Game: Historic Yankee Stadium Events Not Mentioned by Fox

Published about 1 year ago
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The Bandwagon Came Early This Year: Chicago Deep-Dish Style

Published about 1 year ago
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Brian Fuentes Is Being Courted By an Amish Family

Published about 1 year ago
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ChatterBalks Writes About

MLB (63),
Humor (22),
AL East (16),
Satire (12),
Baseball (11),
AL Central (11),
Opinion (9),
AL West (8)

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Favorite Athletes

Most athletes that hit dingers and sweat steak-infused liquid are pretty much in our bag, yeah.
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Winners.

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by Robert
4 days ago

Hello Buddy, take a look at this important article. It will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. Thank you very much and God Bless!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake
by Goon
about 1 month ago

Looking for a good laugh?

NY Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain is a ridiculous, clown pig who people laugh at!

Now sit back, relax, and mock this miserable lump of human pork as you watch my slideshow:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/256098-oink-oink-joba-oink-oink
by Robert
2 months ago

Hello CB, here is the follow up article on George Martin. I would appreciate it if you would take a look at it and leave your support in the comment area. Feel free to pass it around. Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244249-give-george-martin-a-key-to-nyc
by Mohamed Eldin
3 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231991-a-letter-to-br-editors-and-users

Hope you like it.
by Keith
5 months ago

Most Under Appreciated Player in Baseball!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/197264-the-most-under-appreciated-player-this-season-chase-utley?just_published=1
by DJ
5 months ago

My best article to date. Check it out
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/183595-triumphant-demise-the-tony-conigliaro-story
by MCM
6 months ago

Please check out my newest article - a guide to researching and referencing your articles in a professional manner. This is a must-read for all B/R contributors:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/170966-br-writers-tip-the-importance-of-research-and-referencing

Comments/additions etc much appreciated.

MCM
by DJ
6 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/169907-a-passion-foresaken-steroid-usage-in-baseball
Steroids in MLB
by Bob
8 months ago

Well, 275 articles & I finally did a slideshow. It's something different, hope you enjoy it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/137450-popular-ballpark-foods-the-players-they-resemble
by Dave
11 months ago

Hey ChatterBalks—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.

I've been spending time on our Humor page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point analysis...you do good work.

Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?

If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at dmorrison@bleacherreport.com with any thoughts.

Thanks so much,

Dave Mo
by Alex
about 1 year ago

This might sound like a stupid question, but what font do you guys use for you site logo (the one on BR)? I have a site at www.twins-territory.com and always like to try new graphic stuff.
by Ben
about 1 year ago

Please check out the new Cardinals Roundtable!
by Matthew
about 1 year ago

Since you are a Richie Sexson hater, check out my article from about two weeks ago I wrote about him. Think that you might like it
by Greg
about 1 year ago

I'm going to hold you to your NL Predictions.

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about 1 year ago

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Other Historic Yankee Stadium Events

MLB All-Star Game: Historic Yankee Stadium Events Not Mentioned by Fox

The Bandwagon Came Early This Year: Chicago Deep-Dish Style

Brian Fuentes Is Being Courted By an Amish Family

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The Short List What ChatterBalks thinks about sport's most pressing questions

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