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ChatterBalks is a humor-infused baseball blog. Think of that smoothie you get at (select brand store), and you have all the chalky residue on the top along with eight pounds of Vitamin C. Just replace all those things that are good for your body with shit talking, weiner jokes, and old-timey baseball references.

We started in March 2008, with the goal of slowly becoming our own continent. If you would like to participate in this industrial-sized growth, e-mail us at: admin@chatterbalks.com. Thank you for your time, and please, come again.

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Robert Domaine said...

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Hello Buddy, take a look at this important article. It will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. Thank you very much and God Bless!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake

18 days ago

Goon said...

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Looking for a good laugh?

NY Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain is a ridiculous, clown pig who people laugh at!

Now sit back, relax, and mock this miserable lump of human pork as you watch my slideshow:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/256098-oink-oink-joba-oink-oink

66 days ago

Robert Domaine said...

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Hello CB, here is the follow up article on George Martin. I would appreciate it if you would take a look at it and leave your support in the comment area. Feel free to pass it around. Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244249-give-george-martin-a-key-to-nyc

85 days ago

Mohamed Eldin Masri said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231991-a-letter-to-br-editors-and-users

Hope you like it.

107 days ago

Keith Henning said...

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Most Under Appreciated Player in Baseball!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/197264-the-most-under-appreciated-player-this-season-chase-utley?just_published=1

164 days ago

DJ Rallo said...

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My best article to date. Check it out
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/183595-triumphant-demise-the-tony-conigliaro-story

180 days ago

MCM Traynor said...

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Please check out my newest article - a guide to researching and referencing your articles in a professional manner. This is a must-read for all B/R contributors:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/170966-br-writers-tip-the-importance-of-research-and-referencing

Comments/additions etc much appreciated.

MCM

197 days ago

DJ Rallo said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/169907-a-passion-foresaken-steroid-usage-in-baseball
Steroids in MLB

198 days ago

Bob Warja said...

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Well, 275 articles & I finally did a slideshow. It's something different, hope you enjoy it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/137450-popular-ballpark-foods-the-players-they-resemble

256 days ago

Dave Morrison said...

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Hey ChatterBalks—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.

I've been spending time on our Humor page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point analysis...you do good work.

Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?

If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at dmorrison@bleacherreport.com with any thoughts.

Thanks so much,

Dave Mo

349 days ago

Alex said...

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This might sound like a stupid question, but what font do you guys use for you site logo (the one on BR)? I have a site at www.twins-territory.com and always like to try new graphic stuff.

494 days ago

Ben Weixlmann said...

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Please check out the new Cardinals Roundtable!

518 days ago

Matthew Irby said...

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Since you are a Richie Sexson hater, check out my article from about two weeks ago I wrote about him. Think that you might like it

551 days ago

Greg G. said...

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I'm going to hold you to your NL Predictions.

What exactly does a Chatter Balk guarantee consist of?

570 days ago

Bob Warja said...

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Thanks for the add!

570 days ago

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