I am your fan, Mike. You are my favorite player. (I know you are fake)
Welcome to the Avengers Mike!
You have been traded sorry.
Mike you are on the verge of being traded. ALERT!
You must be a fan of this page Mike http://bleacherreport.com/users/2267668-springfield-emperors-official-page
Okay, lower it to about 4 year 28 million, kay