My name is juan garcia but you are ORDERED to refer to me as "awesome-o the awesomeness the 1st".I Iive in the palace of awesomeness,next to the mcdonalds of tastiness,across the street from the dry cleaners of something dry cleanery(does "In Your Face Dance".).

My faverite athletes are:the legacy,shawn michaels,Bret Hart,Owen hart(RIP),after last monday aj styles,mickie james,beth phoenix,kane and undertaker,the straightedge society(luke gallows,and CM punk,for those who are dumb),the miz,and edge.

LEAST FAVORITE ATHLETES:John Cena,HHH,The Hart Dynasty,after last monday hulk hogan,razor ramon,kevin nash,x-pac,and...sheamus!(nah just kidding,his spot belongs to John Morrison.)(by the way my phone number is:2937663(AWESOME))

Be Jealous.