1. Florida Gators, Trent Richardson, and Ben Gibbard: The Emotional Ramifications

    It was 10:30 pm Saturday night. I had shut my door in hopes of drowning out the memory of what was still echoing out from my family’s communal television...

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  2. Florida Gators Cast Lead For Sequel: Trey Burton's Secret Audition

    It’s just another spring afternoon in Gainesville, Florida, and there, on University Avenue, a series of prodigiously well-sculpted 18 year old males surreptitiously wander into the back door of the infamous Grog House, where in awaits the Director.

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  3. Jeff Demps Rescues Abducted Florida Gators: Missing Persons Hotline Overwhelmed

    “Hello, you’ve reached the automated voice system for the Alachua County Sheriff's Department. If you are calling to file a complaint about loitering and intrusive behavior by members of the media covering the canceled Koran burning, press 1.

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  4. Florida Gators Win (I Think): A Tale Of Lost Whimsy

    I thought I had entered the real world when I graduated from the University of Florida a few years back, but I was wrong.I was thoroughly convinced I had reached the real world when I graduated from UF, for a second time, last May...

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  5. In Tebow's Shadow: John Brantley Checks His Voicemail

    YOU HAVE 13 NEW MESSAGES. TO PLAY PRESS 1.“Hey John. I’m a sports columnist from the Orlando Sentinel, and I was just calling to find out how it feels to be in the shadow ...

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  6. The Hood Internet vs Josh McDaniels: The ReMash

    As I waste countless hours of my life uncovering shimmering truths of triviality on the interweb, there inevitably comes a moment where I begin questioning the purposelessness of it all...

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  7. Why Randy Quaid Is Better Than The Indianapolis Colts: An Analysis

    There are those arguments you get into with friends that are just almost too cliche to even bother writing about. Like, is truth relative or absolute. Or, which is the better conference, the Big 10 or the SEC...

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  8. Off-Season and Off-Pitch: A Gator Growl in Need of Autotune

    If you were to meet me by week 5 of the college football season, you would be greeted by a girl fully enraptured in the depths of football bliss...

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