I am the Bleacher Report World Heavyweight Champion!
I am also a proud member of the burial squad!
Proud Apprentice of Sir. Damian Sandow
My name is Cody Crain you may know me as the Quad tearing Kevin Nash or The Tag Team Match making Teddy Long, that was until the man shut me down for Character impersonation. Now I find my searching through Bleacher report trying for a new Identity to get the love that my ever popular Teddy Long account once had.
I'm happy that I have kept you fine people entertained for so long, but all good things have to come to an end. Holla! Holla! Playa
AHHHHH!!!!!! I JUST TORE MY QUAD!!!!!!!!
I got an idea for a new parody account:Antonio Cesaro. Always when Labar and Nasty publish one of their crappy videos, you could comment with that account "Typical LAZY Americans who are too lazy to write articles! And then, you say something insulting in 5 different languages. Like it?
Hmmmmmmmmm so your telling me its not okay to babies in the oven
Wassup Cody? Nice to see you back:D
I figured out a way to keep him around though. The name was the problem, not the posts. Notice how guys like JBL is the best and The Man Formally Known As Triple H are still around? They changed their names and now Jeff Chase and the other don't care. If you want to keep Teddy just tweak his name.
Congratulations man. That must be awesome writing for the CBC. I knew that you had come back when I saw Teddy posting on people again lol. How did you get him unbanned?
Hi Cody. Havent heard from you in a while. How have things been?
How is there going to be a world champion on a website for someone who cant even wrestle, wow is there any hope for this website
great who is it? i know fasih is eggman