Goon

Goon

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Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Athletes are not role models. I am a role model. I am Goon!

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Any team that beats the NY Yankees.

  • Favorite Coaches

    I wish Jerry Sanduski was the manager of the Yankees

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    When Derek Jeter broke his ankle (I laughed so hard I nearly had a heart attack.)

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    2004 game 7 ALCS at Yankee Stadium. I stood there and laughed the entire game as the Yankees completed the biggest choke job in the history of ALL sports.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Babe Ruth's 714 Home Runs. ...Oh, wait, ...that's was already broken a few times over.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays (Ruth was fat old and slow and would not be good enough to make any modern day roster. He was the biggest fraud in sports history: A fat man with no athletic ability and no talent.

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Ken Stabler and Joe Namath

  • Jordan or Russell?

    LeBron James (Michael Jordan is LeBron's bitch)

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky (Most dominant athlete of all time in any sport)

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Sampras

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger is a spoiled, pampered little faggot and golf is a game, not a sport

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Petty ...but NASCAR is for dumb, inbred hicks named Billy Bob, anyway.

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Schumacher

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Big East

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  • Doug Rush posted 1 day ago

    Doug Rush

    You really live up to the troll gimmick, huh?

    As you can see from me responding here, I was never "kicked off." In fact, I still have all of my writing privileges and could always come back anytime I want.

    Do I dare ask why you chose to send me that message? I have moved on from B/R for almost two months now.

  • Doug Rush posted 32 days ago

    Doug Rush

    Howard, I know it's you under another alias. You don't exactly fool anyone with your writing style.

    Trust me, you were the last reason why I left. In fact, I hadn't even thought of you until I got a notice saying you posted on my board.

    Sorry that I won't be around for you to troll my stories anymore Goon. It's been an interesting four years. Now you have to find others to bother, until you get thrown off again.