William Berry Article Archive

  1. Free Advice For Patriot Trainers

    They must know about concussions, but other things can cause brain damage.A whole bunch of trainers and none noticed Belichick's brain damage?I hoped someone would check his face, arms, and speech in time to prevent brain loss...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 11 days ago 21 reads 9 comments

  2. Now, Cheer Nice, Titan Fans.

    Remember Titan fans,   Do not "boo" Vince Young.  His Momma begs you to be kind to her baby.   OK, cheap joke, I know, but only "boo" him if you want his fragile sense of self-worth to sabotage the team...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 28 days ago 23 reads 0 comments

  3. Running Up The Score.

    Green Bay 31 Cleveland 3 I never want to hear a Packer fan whine about the mean ol' Patriots running up the score again. Colts 42 Rams 6 I never want to hear a Colts fan whine about the mean ol' Patriots running up the score again...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 29 reads 2 comments

  4. Patriots (Werewolves Of...) In London

      Apologies to Warren Zevon. Listen to Werewolves of London here.   Saw a Patriot with a playbook in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for a place ...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 35 reads 4 comments

  5. Down To London To Be The King

    Cropping of the picture of Brady and Belichick sucks.  Sorry. I used to write a London Calling parody for each team going to London.   I can't this year.  I'm a Patriots homer. So with apologies to Joe Jackson:  To hear it click here...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 45 reads 6 comments

  6. In Honor Of E!SPN Getting a "TO's Duck" To Comment On NFL Fashions

    I'll interview the clearly heterosexual Jeff Garcia.   Yes, heterosexual.  If knew acting "Fabulous" could get me a playmate...  (Follow link a the bottom of other article to see gratuitous pictures of his wife...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 21 reads 0 comments

  7. NFLPA Investigates Concussion Claims

    I sat across from Dr. Ted Levine of the American Concussion Institute. "Thanks for seeing me Dr. Levine," I said. "When the study came out we knew get press," he said.  "Where did you say you were from again?" "NFLPA Headquarters," I said as I coughed.

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 24 reads 0 comments

  8. Ray Lewis Is an Idiot

    Originally Posted by Mike Reiss from ESPN Boston. Yes, some brainiacs will say, "Yeah, Boston."  To those retards I say, yeah, he has facts unlike the lead whiner of the Ravens...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 147 reads 2 comments

  9. Flacco and Ray Lewis To Star In Remake Of E.T.

    OK, this was just an excuse for the picture. C'mon, even Raven fans gotta think that's funny.  I still expect at least one reply about how I should get a life and Flacco is not that young and Ray Lewis was not convicted, etc...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 55 reads 0 comments

  10. NFL Players To Wear Pink: In Unrelated Story, Eagles Cut Garcia

    To mark Breast Cancer awareness month the NFL will utilize pink accessories for some players. The NFL is concerned for their many female fans...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 92 reads 0 comments

  11. Steelers and Klingon Empire

    OK, Steelers fans will hate me, but so what else is new? Forgive the Star Trek comparison.  I know obsessing over the NFL is waaaaay better than obsessing over a Science Fiction TV show. I forgot that Steeler fans will be reading this...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 29 reads 6 comments

  12. Thoughts After a Loss (Humor, I Think)

    This may seem rambling at first, but bear with me. I originally wrote this for Patriot fans, but Bills fans, Dolphin fans, heck even Raider fans might profit from this. Years ago I went to the bathroom at the gym and stepped on my shorts...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 29 reads 5 comments

  13. Jets New Strategy For Week 2

    Rex Ryan plans on dressing in a panda suit. "I'll put on this suit,' said Rex, and spring forth from a field of flowers. Then I'll talk and a rainbow will cut through the Patriots." Coach Ryan denied reports of using LSD...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 26 reads 0 comments

  14. Raiders Announce New "Special" Team and PR Department

    OK, you caught me. This is just an excuse for that picture. The fat guy with the Bat'leth in the front makes the photo. It answers the question where people who can't get into a Star Trek convention go...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 34 reads 1 comments

  15. Al Davis Died In 2001.

    Pictured: The Raiders 2009 Drafting Brain Trust. It has been reported in numerous circles the Al Davis is dead. Time of death has been reported as 1:52:07 AM March 3rd, 2002...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 43 reads 5 comments

  16. Raider Fans Mourn Survival Of Al Davis In Tragedy

    Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders, survived a bomb going off in his office. "It was that Garcia guy, lousy %&^$#. Cut his @#$!" said the unfortunately unharmed Davis as he was pulled from the rubble by eight assistants...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 81 reads 10 comments

  17. Cassel May Have Played Against Minesota Favres

    I wanted to see how Cassel was doing. I'm a Patriot fan and I was mildly curious. The story about Brady's back up is known enough...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 23 reads 0 comments

  18. Hey La, Hey La, Tom Brady Is Back

    He been away, you hung around Winnin' the division* When Cassel could make the playoffs You said things that weren't very nice...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 44 reads 6 comments

  19. Pat Patriot Will Beat You Up and Take Your Lunch Money

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 33 reads 4 comments

  20. BBC America: Dr. Who: Rise of the Edelmen: Cameo By Bill Belichick

    Bill Belichick walks into his office and sees a big blue police box in the corner. A man in a in a dark brown suit and long brown trench coat comes out and shows him a piece of paper...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 64 reads 2 comments

  21. Vick Considered Morally

    I decided to write this because some people may want to vent. I'll stay out, as, well, I don't care. He did his time, welcome back to society, etc. As for the "it was only dogs" school of thought...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 10 reads 1 comments

  22. Vick To Eagles Was a Mistake By Philly: Not Morally, He Is Not That Good

    OK for starters I'm not an Eagle fan. I can't be because I think Donovan McNabb is an awesome QB. Let's look at what Vick can do for the Eagles. Yes, I know McNabb can tutor him from being a run first QB, etc...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 20 reads 11 comments

  23. Pat Patriot Rose Colored Glasses

    If that picture above was what we are talking about, I'd be all for it. The insane guy is good IMO. However usually people want the saner version. I understand nostalgia...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 44 reads 2 comments

  24. Josh Deemers Reports From Man Cave: Peyton Is Awesome!

    Josh Deemers was screaming for attention again, so I visited. “Josh,” yelled his mother from upstairs, “does your little friend want milk and cookies...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 76 reads 7 comments

  25. Bleacher Report Broken

    I spend an hour to write something and it disappears into the ether? Methinks BR hath a glitch to fix before I waste my time on a 50-50 possibility of it saving my article. By the way, the crying Josh Deemers says, "Hi...

    William  Berry Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 64 reads 12 comments

 


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