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They must know about concussions, but other things can cause brain damage.A whole bunch of trainers and none noticed Belichick's brain damage?I hoped someone would check his face, arms, and speech in time to prevent brain loss...

Written by William Berry about 11 days ago 21 reads 9 comments
Now, Cheer Nice, Titan Fans.

Remember Titan fans, Do not "boo" Vince Young. His Momma begs you to be kind to her baby. OK, cheap joke, I know, but only "boo" him if you want his fragile sense of self-worth to sabotage the team...

Written by William Berry about 28 days ago 23 reads 0 comments
Running Up The Score.

Green Bay 31 Cleveland 3 I never want to hear a Packer fan whine about the mean ol' Patriots running up the score again. Colts 42 Rams 6 I never want to hear a Colts fan whine about the mean ol' Patriots running up the score again...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 29 reads 2 comments
Patriots (Werewolves Of...) In London

Apologies to Warren Zevon. Listen to Werewolves of London here. Saw a Patriot with a playbook in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for a place ...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 35 reads 4 comments
Down To London To Be The King

Cropping of the picture of Brady and Belichick sucks. Sorry. I used to write a London Calling parody for each team going to London. I can't this year. I'm a Patriots homer. So with apologies to Joe Jackson: To hear it click here...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 45 reads 6 comments
In Honor Of E!SPN Getting a "TO's Duck" To Comment On NFL Fashions

I'll interview the clearly heterosexual Jeff Garcia. Yes, heterosexual. If knew acting "Fabulous" could get me a playmate... (Follow link a the bottom of other article to see gratuitous pictures of his wife...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 21 reads 0 comments
NFLPA Investigates Concussion Claims

I sat across from Dr. Ted Levine of the American Concussion Institute. "Thanks for seeing me Dr. Levine," I said. "When the study came out we knew get press," he said. "Where did you say you were from again?" "NFLPA Headquarters," I said as I coughed.

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 24 reads 0 comments
Ray Lewis Is an Idiot

Originally Posted by Mike Reiss from ESPN Boston. Yes, some brainiacs will say, "Yeah, Boston." To those retards I say, yeah, he has facts unlike the lead whiner of the Ravens...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 147 reads 2 comments
Flacco and Ray Lewis To Star In Remake Of E.T.

OK, this was just an excuse for the picture. C'mon, even Raven fans gotta think that's funny. I still expect at least one reply about how I should get a life and Flacco is not that young and Ray Lewis was not convicted, etc...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 55 reads 0 comments
NFL Players To Wear Pink: In Unrelated Story, Eagles Cut Garcia

To mark Breast Cancer awareness month the NFL will utilize pink accessories for some players. The NFL is concerned for their many female fans...

Written by William Berry about about 1 month ago 92 reads 0 comments
Steelers and Klingon Empire

OK, Steelers fans will hate me, but so what else is new? Forgive the Star Trek comparison. I know obsessing over the NFL is waaaaay better than obsessing over a Science Fiction TV show. I forgot that Steeler fans will be reading this...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 29 reads 6 comments
Thoughts After a Loss (Humor, I Think)

This may seem rambling at first, but bear with me. I originally wrote this for Patriot fans, but Bills fans, Dolphin fans, heck even Raider fans might profit from this. Years ago I went to the bathroom at the gym and stepped on my shorts...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 29 reads 5 comments
Jets New Strategy For Week 2

Rex Ryan plans on dressing in a panda suit. "I'll put on this suit,' said Rex, and spring forth from a field of flowers. Then I'll talk and a rainbow will cut through the Patriots." Coach Ryan denied reports of using LSD...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 26 reads 0 comments
Raiders Announce New "Special" Team and PR Department

OK, you caught me. This is just an excuse for that picture. The fat guy with the Bat'leth in the front makes the photo. It answers the question where people who can't get into a Star Trek convention go...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 34 reads 1 comments
Al Davis Died In 2001.

Pictured: The Raiders 2009 Drafting Brain Trust. It has been reported in numerous circles the Al Davis is dead. Time of death has been reported as 1:52:07 AM March 3rd, 2002...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 43 reads 5 comments
Raider Fans Mourn Survival Of Al Davis In Tragedy

Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders, survived a bomb going off in his office. "It was that Garcia guy, lousy %&^$#. Cut his @#$!" said the unfortunately unharmed Davis as he was pulled from the rubble by eight assistants...

Written by William Berry about 2 months ago 81 reads 10 comments
Cassel May Have Played Against Minesota Favres

I wanted to see how Cassel was doing. I'm a Patriot fan and I was mildly curious. The story about Brady's back up is known enough...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 23 reads 0 comments
Hey La, Hey La, Tom Brady Is Back

He been away, you hung around Winnin' the division* When Cassel could make the playoffs You said things that weren't very nice...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 44 reads 6 comments
Pat Patriot Will Beat You Up and Take Your Lunch Money

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 33 reads 4 comments
BBC America: Dr. Who: Rise of the Edelmen: Cameo By Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick walks into his office and sees a big blue police box in the corner. A man in a in a dark brown suit and long brown trench coat comes out and shows him a piece of paper...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 64 reads 2 comments
Vick Considered Morally

I decided to write this because some people may want to vent. I'll stay out, as, well, I don't care. He did his time, welcome back to society, etc. As for the "it was only dogs" school of thought...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 10 reads 1 comments
Vick To Eagles Was a Mistake By Philly: Not Morally, He Is Not That Good

OK for starters I'm not an Eagle fan. I can't be because I think Donovan McNabb is an awesome QB. Let's look at what Vick can do for the Eagles. Yes, I know McNabb can tutor him from being a run first QB, etc...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 20 reads 11 comments
Pat Patriot Rose Colored Glasses

If that picture above was what we are talking about, I'd be all for it. The insane guy is good IMO. However usually people want the saner version. I understand nostalgia...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 44 reads 2 comments
Josh Deemers Reports From Man Cave: Peyton Is Awesome!

Josh Deemers was screaming for attention again, so I visited. “Josh,” yelled his mother from upstairs, “does your little friend want milk and cookies...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 76 reads 7 comments
Bleacher Report Broken

I spend an hour to write something and it disappears into the ether? Methinks BR hath a glitch to fix before I waste my time on a 50-50 possibility of it saving my article. By the way, the crying Josh Deemers says, "Hi...

Written by William Berry about 3 months ago 64 reads 12 comments

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William Berry Article Archive

Free Advice For Patriot Trainers

Now, Cheer Nice, Titan Fans.

Running Up The Score.

Patriots (Werewolves Of...) In London

Down To London To Be The King

In Honor Of E!SPN Getting a "TO's Duck" To Comment On NFL Fashions

NFLPA Investigates Concussion Claims

Ray Lewis Is an Idiot

Flacco and Ray Lewis To Star In Remake Of E.T.

NFL Players To Wear Pink: In Unrelated Story, Eagles Cut Garcia

Steelers and Klingon Empire

Thoughts After a Loss (Humor, I Think)

Jets New Strategy For Week 2

Raiders Announce New "Special" Team and PR Department

Al Davis Died In 2001.

Raider Fans Mourn Survival Of Al Davis In Tragedy

Cassel May Have Played Against Minesota Favres

Hey La, Hey La, Tom Brady Is Back

Pat Patriot Will Beat You Up and Take Your Lunch Money

BBC America: Dr. Who: Rise of the Edelmen: Cameo By Bill Belichick

Vick Considered Morally

Vick To Eagles Was a Mistake By Philly: Not Morally, He Is Not That Good

Pat Patriot Rose Colored Glasses

Josh Deemers Reports From Man Cave: Peyton Is Awesome!

Bleacher Report Broken

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