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William Berry joined May 2008

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If you add me as a fan, OK. Be warned I'm a Patriots fan. What I know about the Red Sox and Celtics can almost fill a thimble. OK, a large thimble for like a thumb, but still. Oh I write humor, but 90% of the time it is about Belichick, or Brady, or whatever. The other 10% are guys that are national, be it Favre, T.O., Warner, whatever, but NFL. If you tell me tomorrow that A. Rod retired or was on steroids, I wouldn't know if that was expected or a surprise.

I am a fan who got on the bandwagon in 1976. I hate everybody, especially you. I feel that Raider fans can go tuck themselves although I kinda feel sorry for Raider fans lately.

I usually write Satire and Humor until some I-word* ticks me off.

(Oh an I-word is the person who espouses idiocy the way a moron espouses moronic things. I got a moderator upset and have to use "I-word". They can cal me an ass because they might be referring to a donkey, but...

"N-word," "F-word," move over the evil Patriot fan must refer to those espousing Idiocy as "I-words." If you see me calling people "morons" guess why. )

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Favorite Athletes

Steve Grogan, Larry Bird, Dennis "the anti-Adrew Toney" Johnson, Sam "Bam" Cunningham, Troy Brown
Favorite Sports Teams

Patriots, bandwagon on the rest Not Red Sox, In 2003 I decided to stop the pain and refused to climb back on just because they won.
Favorite Coaches

Bill Belichick, Chuck Fairbanks, Larry Bird-cough-I mean KC Jones, Raymond Berry
All Time Sports Moment

Adam's kick in Snow Bowl. 1976 is a check that will never be paid in full
Most Memorable Game Attended

Patriots vs. Cowboys in late '80s. Fryar sucked. Well, so did the Patriots.
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Cy Young's # of starts 815 starts? 511 wins? At 25 wins a year a pitcher needs 21 years.
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth was the better pitcher
Unitas or Montana?

Young Unitas might have been good, but I didn't see him. Judging the guy who led the Colts in 1958 by the early '70s might not be fair.
Jordan or Russell?

A center or a guard? You have to ask? Russel
Gretzky or Orr?

Are you kidding? A defense man? Orr had to play defense.
Pele or Maradona?

I can't even guess about soccer
Federer or Sampras?

See about soccer and apply it to tennis
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Golf? I thought this was about sports? John Daly is a great athlete
Petty or Earnhardt?

I don't know about auto racing.
Schumacher or Senna?

I don't even know who these people are.
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

I like all minor league football teams.

Latest Articles »

Free Advice For Patriot Trainers

11/17/2009

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Now, Cheer Nice, Titan Fans.

10/31/2009

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Running Up The Score.

10/28/2009

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Patriots (Werewolves Of...) In London

10/20/2009

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C Douglas Baker said...

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I see the idiot is back baiting Patriots fans.

5 hours ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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Here are my observations on Week 10

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293344-nfl-football-season-week-10

1 day ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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This is not the best written in the world but I had to my thoughts on the Pats game done.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/292566-bill-belichick-is-afraid-of-peyton-manning

4 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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Week Nine is here! Check out what's in store for today's games and which undefeated team I think will go down today!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286460-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-nine/show_full

13 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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Packers/Vikings, Sleepers, an upset pick and more!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/282249-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-eight/show_full

20 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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thanks for the comment, how ironic what you chose to comment on.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281471-jim-zorn-should-resign

22 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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My comments on last week's games:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281370-2009-nfl-football-season-week-7

22 days ago

TR said...

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Look on the bright side... maybe he's only 12.

30 days ago

TR said...

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Can you believe this Brian James a-hole? After maybe 24 hours on B/R, he wants to diss the two of us? Why are these morons so attracted to Patriots articles? Is there life after death?

Just pondering the imponderable...

31 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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Check out what's in store for the NFL's week six action!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/274024-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-six/show_full

34 days ago

Glenn Card said...

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It was Eric Annett's turn to publish this week.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272803-nfl-week-six-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

36 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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My Comments on Week 4

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267549-2009-nfl-football-season-week-4

With a bit of a note on the roughing the passer crybaby Ravens. :)

46 days ago

Scotty Kimberly said...

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How deep do you think the Pats are?

This article will test it.

I really want some Patriots fans input.

I appreciate it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266993-it-could-happen-to-you-the-ballad-of-the-2009-seattle-seahawks

sk.

47 days ago

JW Nix said...

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this man belongs in Canton :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265091-crazy-canton-cuts-don-coryell

50 days ago

Glenn Card said...

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Week 4 picks are out.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265008-nfl-week-four-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

51 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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I see the idiot is back baiting Patriots fans.

5 hours ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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Here are my observations on Week 10

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293344-nfl-football-season-week-10

1 day ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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This is not the best written in the world but I had to my thoughts on the Pats game done.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/292566-bill-belichick-is-afraid-of-peyton-manning

4 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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13 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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Packers/Vikings, Sleepers, an upset pick and more!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/282249-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-eight/show_full

20 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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thanks for the comment, how ironic what you chose to comment on.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281471-jim-zorn-should-resign

22 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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My comments on last week's games:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281370-2009-nfl-football-season-week-7

22 days ago

TR said...

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Look on the bright side... maybe he's only 12.

30 days ago

TR said...

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31 days ago

Alex Johnson said...

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Check out what's in store for the NFL's week six action!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/274024-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-six/show_full

34 days ago

Glenn Card said...

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It was Eric Annett's turn to publish this week.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272803-nfl-week-six-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

36 days ago

C Douglas Baker said...

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My Comments on Week 4

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267549-2009-nfl-football-season-week-4

With a bit of a note on the roughing the passer crybaby Ravens. :)

46 days ago

Scotty Kimberly said...

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47 days ago

JW Nix said...

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this man belongs in Canton :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265091-crazy-canton-cuts-don-coryell

50 days ago

Glenn Card said...

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Week 4 picks are out.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265008-nfl-week-four-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

51 days ago

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