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If you add me as a fan, OK. Be warned I'm a Patriots fan. What I know about the Red Sox and Celtics can almost fill a thimble. OK, a large thimble for like a thumb, but still. Oh I write humor, but 90% of the time it is about Belichick, or Brady, or whatever. The other 10% are guys that are national, be it Favre, T.O., Warner, whatever, but NFL. If you tell me tomorrow that A. Rod retired or was on steroids, I wouldn't know if that was expected or a surprise.

I am a fan who got on the bandwagon in 1976. I hate everybody, especially you. I feel that Raider fans can go tuck themselves although I kinda feel sorry for Raider fans lately.

I usually write Satire and Humor until some I-word* ticks me off.

(Oh an I-word is the person who espouses idiocy the way a moron espouses moronic things. I got a moderator upset and have to use "I-word". They can cal me an ass because they might be referring to a donkey, but...

"N-word," "F-word," move over the evil Patriot fan must refer to those espousing Idiocy as "I-words." If you see me calling people "morons" guess why. )

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NASHVILLE, TN - OCTOBER 11: Vince Young #10 of the Tennessee Titans throws the ball during the NFL game against the Indianapolis Colts at LP Field on October 11, 2009 in Nashville, Tennessee. The Colts defeated the Titans 31-9. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Now, Cheer Nice, Titan Fans.

Published 8 days ago
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Running Up The Score.

Published 11 days ago
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Patriots (Werewolves Of...) In London

Published 19 days ago
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Down To London To Be The King

Published 20 days ago
45 reads 6 comments

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NFL (217),
Football (204),
Boston (158),
New England Patriots (145),
Humor (133),
AFC East (107),
Bill Belichick (80),
Satire (77)

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Favorite Athletes

Steve Grogan, Larry Bird, Dennis "the anti-Adrew Toney" Johnson, Sam "Bam" Cunningham, Troy Brown
Favorite Sports Teams

Patriots, bandwagon on the rest Not Red Sox, In 2003 I decided to stop the pain and refused to climb back on just because they won.
Favorite Coaches

Bill Belichick, Chuck Fairbanks, Larry Bird-cough-I mean KC Jones, Raymond Berry
All Time Sports Moment

Adam's kick in Snow Bowl. 1976 is a check that will never be paid in full
Most Memorable Game Attended

Patriots vs. Cowboys in late '80s. Fryar sucked. Well, so did the Patriots.
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Cy Young's # of starts 815 starts? 511 wins? At 25 wins a year a pitcher needs 21 years.
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth was the better pitcher
Unitas or Montana?

Young Unitas might have been good, but I didn't see him. Judging the guy who led the Colts in 1958 by the early '70s might not be fair.
Jordan or Russell?

A center or a guard? You have to ask? Russel
Gretzky or Orr?

Are you kidding? A defense man? Orr had to play defense.
Pele or Maradona?

I can't even guess about soccer
Federer or Sampras?

See about soccer and apply it to tennis
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Golf? I thought this was about sports? John Daly is a great athlete
Petty or Earnhardt?

I don't know about auto racing.
Schumacher or Senna?

I don't even know who these people are.
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

I like all minor league football teams.

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by Alex
about 12 hours ago

Week Nine is here! Check out what's in store for today's games and which undefeated team I think will go down today!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286460-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-nine/show_full
by Alex
7 days ago

Packers/Vikings, Sleepers, an upset pick and more!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/282249-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-eight/show_full
by C Douglas
9 days ago

thanks for the comment, how ironic what you chose to comment on.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281471-jim-zorn-should-resign
by C Douglas
9 days ago

My comments on last week's games:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281370-2009-nfl-football-season-week-7
by TR
17 days ago

Look on the bright side... maybe he's only 12.
by TR
18 days ago

Can you believe this Brian James a-hole? After maybe 24 hours on B/R, he wants to diss the two of us? Why are these morons so attracted to Patriots articles? Is there life after death?

Just pondering the imponderable...
by Alex
21 days ago

Check out what's in store for the NFL's week six action!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/274024-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-six/show_full
by Glenn
23 days ago

It was Eric Annett's turn to publish this week.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272803-nfl-week-six-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective
by C Douglas
about 1 month ago

My Comments on Week 4

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267549-2009-nfl-football-season-week-4

With a bit of a note on the roughing the passer crybaby Ravens. :)
by Scotty
about 1 month ago

How deep do you think the Pats are?

This article will test it.

I really want some Patriots fans input.

I appreciate it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266993-it-could-happen-to-you-the-ballad-of-the-2009-seattle-seahawks

sk.
by JW
about 1 month ago

this man belongs in Canton :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265091-crazy-canton-cuts-don-coryell
by Glenn
about 1 month ago

Week 4 picks are out.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265008-nfl-week-four-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective
by T.A
about 1 month ago

William, did you hear about Johnathan Wilhite pulling his groins running away from two men that were in his parking lot?

Although unfortunate, it's very funny.
by Goon
about 1 month ago

Ex-Yankee drug addict beats and chokes his wife.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/263816-ex-yankee-drug-addict-beats-and-chokes-his-wife

Check it out.
by Michael
about 1 month ago

Wrote a article as we're approaching the quarterpole of the NFL (more so if you count preseason).

Which players surprised even the best of analysts?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/263494-the-schottey-six-most-surprising-players-of-2009

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Down To London To Be The King

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