where should i start , i guess at the beginning . i was born in the wagon of a traveling show , my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw . not really , this is Cher's bio . i borrowed it because my life could use a little help ,so here's the real story( with a little puffery , thats common in these things makes our lives seem a little less useless) . i'm an american by birth new orleanian by the grace of god.. i am unmarried, unemployed, and live in my mother's basement, with my little dog Flike. i don't get out much, so football fills the void that should be my life . i like movies (italian post war neo-realism mostly) too. my dislikes are , the dallas cowboys and, capital letters.so any ladies out there interested ?... please ladies only, although my mother sez at this point i shouldn't be so picky .