1. Roger Goodell Makes Minnesota Vikings an Offer They Can't Refuse

    Roger Goddell is flying to Minnesota with mad Michael Corleone eyes. The NFL Commissioner is going to make the Governor and the state of Minnesota an offer they can't refuse...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about 1 year ago 1,095 reads 22 comments

  2. From Indianapolis Colts to Dolts: The NFL's Worst Teams of Week 5

    The Thing returns to theaters this week. It is not a remake of John Carpenter's The Thing but a prequel to it. In The Thing an angry Antarctic bound space alien finds warm snug homes inside the bodies of unlucky humans...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 141 reads 2 comments

  3. The Terrible 10 of College Football: Will Western Kentucky Win?

    College football is past the quarter point and some teams seasons are already doomed. It is not only hard on the players and the soon to be canned coaches but, because the almighty ...

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  4. The New Mexico Lobos Lay Locksley Low: The Terrible Ten of College Football

    Being fired before October is quite a coaching accomplishment. Mike Locksley, ex-headman of the New Mexico Lobos, wins the first coach fired award. It will be his only win this season...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 271 reads 2 comments

  5. The Sad Sack 7: The Miami Dolphins and the NFL's Worst Teams

    By the eyeshot shade of Bugsy Siegel, Tommy DeVito is peddling Snickers bars between seemingly endless Sunday football television timeouts. How far the mob, or at least mob movie stars, have fallen...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 291 reads 4 comments

  6. Kansas City Chiefs, Here We Come: The NFL's Worst Teams of Week 3

    I miss the Burger King King, don't you? Sure the demented-looking King gave a lot of people, especially females, the creeps...

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  7. The Bottom 10 of College Football: Akron Almost Zipped

    Money don't get everything, it's true What it don't get, I can't use Now give me money (that's what I want) That's what I want (that's what I want) That's ...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 293 reads 0 comments

  8. The NFL's Worst Teams of Week Two: The Sad Sack Seven Welcomes the Steelers

    Don't you miss defense? Does anyone remember those 11 guys who used to line up against the 11 guys with the football and tackle and try to intimidate them? Today Roger Goodell ...

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  9. Notre Dame Down: The Terrible 10 of College Football

    Week 3 is a wicked week in college football. At 0-3 big bowl hopes are dead and little bowl dreams are dying. Coaches are desperate, players are frustrated and boosters are banging their shoes like angry, old vodka soaked Russian leaders...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 475 reads 2 comments

  10. The Bottom 10 of College Football: Irish Eyes Are Crying

    The only week two match up of ranked teams is Alabama coming north to thump Penn State. Poor Penn State is no longer the Lions of the seventies or eighties, but merely a ghost of great Lion's team past...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 440 reads 0 comments

  11. The NFL's Worst Teams: The Cincinnati Bengals Blues and the Sad Sack 7

    NFL teams should give their fans some small semblance of hope before the season starts. Instead, Bengal fans get a swift, hard welcome kick to the privates...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 1,191 reads 2 comments

  12. College Football's Worst: The Bottom Ten, Send Miami Lawyers, Guns and Money

    Recall the tune playing during the last moments of the final episode of The Sopranos? Remember that old Journey song that serenaded the Sopranos right before that mean-eyed ...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 1 year ago 365 reads 0 comments

  13. Super Bowl Sunday Drinking Games: Look Out Minnie, Big Ben is Going to Disney

    The Super Bowl is a national American holiday. And it is the perfect time for drinking games. A fan does not have to be with the beautiful people dropping $80,000 for a Dallas ...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 1,558 reads 0 comments

  14. Super Bowl: The Worst Coaches To Win Had the Right Team at the Right Time

    Being labeled the worst coach to win a Super Bowl is like being told that your girlfriend is the ugliest Playmate of the month. A win is a win and the ring, after all, is the thing...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 2,941 reads 27 comments

  15. Betting On NFL Championship Sunday: Do Dogs Have Their Day?

    "This is a league of Shetland ponies- it's not Kentucky Derby horses we are talking about." Chicago Bear Hall of Fame defensive tackle Dan Hampton, in USA Today Sports Weekly, on NFL parity and the playoffs...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 300 reads 0 comments

  16. NFL Wild Card Weekend Wagering: Gambling on the Games

    If Santa Claus had a gambling habit, he would have been dead a long time ago. There are a lot of Criminal Psychos between here & the North Pole, and they would show no mercy ...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 180 reads 4 comments

  17. Sugar Bowl Blue: After Midnight We Be Turning Out The Lights

    Patsy Cline sang that she liked walkin' after midnight, out in moonlight, searching..... But then again, old Patsy wasn't playing football on a Tuesday night after midnight in the moonlight...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 261 reads 0 comments

  18. BIg Ten Name Game: What Should the Conference Be Called?

    Legend and Leader, what a moniker. It seems like Sir John Gielgud should regally stride out and start to announce the combatants in a haughty British voice, "I present the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan Wolverines to the peasants...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 686 reads 16 comments

  19. Boxing Hall Of Fame: It's Ridiculous To Put Rocky In

    Boxing , or at least a cadre of its pugilistic writers, is putting Sylvester Stallone in its Hall of Fame for making the Rocky movies...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 508 reads 23 comments

  20. College Football's Worst Teams: Terrible Ten Beggars Banquet Bowl Week

    Not every bowl can be an Iron Bowl. Basement teams take what scraps they can steal, beg or borrow. It's Beggars Bowl week. It's great to have a clear-cut champion. Even in a week filled with no expectations matchups...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 77 reads 0 comments

  21. The NFL's Worst Teams: The Sad Sack Seven, Wade Was Whacked Edition

    Usually a third or more NFL coaches meet the reaper each year. It's a bloody business, with impatient owners and bloody-minded fans immersed in a "what did you do for me now" mindset...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 128 reads 0 comments

  22. College Football's Worst Teams: Can Someone Stop This Fight?

    The season is winding down and many teams are bowl bound, but many teams are also destined for more beat-downs. In boxing these seasons would be stopped...

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  23. NFL's Worst Teams: The Sad Sack Seven Tumbling Towards Turkey Day

    ESPN 18 is reporting the suddenly speaking Planter Peanut Man, known as Mister Peanut, and the suddenly unemployed Mister Goodwrench were both flown on Jerry Jones private jets ...

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  24. College Football's Worst Teams: The Terrible 10 Trudging Towards Turkey Day

    Maybe it was the mini collider making mini black holes on Carl Sagan Day that did it. Maybe it was the Planter Peanut Man beginning to talk in a voice that sounded bizarrely like Iron Man ...

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  25. The NFL Worst Teams: The Sad Sack Seven Train Wreck Edition

    Some terrible teams just plod aimlessly along, boring and Bengal Brown bad, sad season after sad season, but other teams crash and burn like a runaway train skipping the tracks...

    Dan Boone Written by Dan Boone about over 2 years ago 677 reads 2 comments