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NASCAR Power Rankings: Michigan
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson: After passing Brad Keselowski on lap 191, Johnson was poised to capture his series-best fourth win of the year...
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Now Hiring: 13 Available Jobs for Chad Johnson
Free Chad Johnson! No, that’s not a plea to the Broward County jail. On the contrary, it’s a plea from Johnson himself, indicating that it will cost very little to hire football’s loosest cannon...
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Humorous Predictions for the 2012 NFL Season
* The Redskins offense sputters as rookie quarterback Robert Griffin III struggles to learn the nuances of offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan's playbook...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Daytona
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Matt Kenseth: Kenseth won at Daytona, outlasting Sunday’s postponement and Monday’s inferno to win on Tuesday...
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NASCAR 2012 Season Predictions and Storylines
*Kevin Harvick’s wife DeLana gives birth to a healthy baby boy on July 14. The couple refuses an anonymous $1,000,000 offer to name the baby “Jimmy John,” as well as an anonymous $2,000,000 offer to name the baby “Kyle Hates...
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Super Bowl 46 Questions Answered
Why did the Giants win the game? The Giants won this game because of their hands. Wide receivers Hakeem Nicks, Victor Cruz and Mario Manningham caught practically everything Eli Manning threw their way, and most were difficult catches...
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Super Bowl 46 Prediction: Eli Last "Man"ning Standing in Indianapolis
NY Giants vs. New England (-3) Super Bowl XLVI pits the Giants against the Patriots in a rematch of Super Bowl XLII ,in which Eli Manning and the "G-Men" stunned Tom Brady and the then-undefeated Patriots 17-14...
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Super Bowl 2012: The Most Extensive List of Proposition Bets
1. Winner: NY Giants/New England 2. Versus spread: NY Giants (+3)/New England (-3) 3. Total points (game): over/under 54 ½ 4. Total points (1st quarter): over/under 10 ½ 5...
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NFL Conference Championships Predictions and Storylines
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Baltimore @ New England (-6½) The AFC's top two seeds advanced to the conference finals, where the Patriots will host the Ravens in the first title game in New England since 2008...
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NFL Divisional Storylines and Predictions: Faith Kneelers and Lambeau Leapers
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. New Orleans @ San Francisco (+3½) The Saints piled up 626 yards of total offense, including 466 passing from Drew Brees , in Saturday's 45-28 rout of the Lions ...
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NFL Playoffs 2012: Wild Card Round Predictions and Storylines
The Bengals and Texans kick off wild-card weekend, as rookie quarterbacks Andy Dalton and T.J. Yates square off, followed by Saturday's featured attraction—the Lions at the Saints , a rematch of New Orleans' Week 13 31-17 win...
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NFL Week 17 Predictions and Storylines: Playoffs?! Playoffs!? Playoffs?
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Washington @ Philadelphia (-10) The Eagles knew before last Saturday’s game in Dallas that their playoffs hopes were dashed...
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NFL Week 16: Predictions and Storylines for Every Game on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Houston @ Indianapolis (+6 1/2) On the same day that the undefeated Packers fell, the winless Colts knocked off the Titans 27-13 for their first win...
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NFL Week 14: Predictions and Storylines for All Games on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Cleveland at Pittsburgh (-14) The Steelers face the Browns in what is sure to be a typical AFC North slugfest, replete with intensity, emotion and hard-hitting action...
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NFL Week 13: Predictions and Storylines for the Full Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Philadelphia @ Seattle (+2 1/2) The Philadelphia Eagles were all but eliminated from the playoff race after a humbling 38-20 loss to the New England Patriots last Sunday in Philadelphia...
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NFL Week 12: Predictions and Storylines for the Full Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Minnesota @ Atlanta (-9½) The Falcons , 23-17 winners over the Tennessee Titans last week, are 6-4 and trail the New Orleans Saints by a game in the NFC South...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Homestead
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart : Stewart won at Homestead, his fifth win of the Chase, and took home the 2011 Sprint Cup championship—the third of his career...
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NFL Picks Week 12: Thanksgiving Day Predictions and Storylines
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Green Bay at Detroit (+7) It’s Thanksgiving in Detroit, and everywhere else for that matter. The Lions are 7-3 and fighting for a playoff spot...
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NFL Week 11: Predictions and Storylines for All of Sunday's Games
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Carolina at Detroit (-7) The Panthers suffered their worst defeat of the season, losing 30-3 to the Titans , who sacked Cam Newton five times...
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Jets vs. Broncos Preview: New York Looks To Knock the Bejesus out of Denver
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Tim Tebow makes his first non-Sabbath start as the surging Broncos , winners of two-straight, host the Jets on Thursday night in Denver...
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NFL Week 10: Predictions and Storylines for Each Game on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Oakland @ San Diego (-7) The Chargers have lost three straight, and now find themselves lodged in a three-way tie for first in the AFC West with the Raiders and Chiefs , all at 4-4...
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NFL Week 9: Predictions and Storylines for Each Game on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Miami @ Kansas City (-5) The Dolphins were valiant in defeat last week, falling 20-17 to the Giants after blowing a 14-3 lead...
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NFL Week 8 Predictions: Storylines for Each Game on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. New Orleans @ St. Louis (+13) The 5-2 Saints, fresh off a 62-7 destruction of the Colts, head to St. Louis to face the winless Rams, 34-7 victims of Dallas last week...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Talladega
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Carl Edwards : Edwards avoided danger for the duration of the Good Sam Club 500 at Talladega, hanging back for most of the race before capturing an 11th-place finish...
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NFL Week 7: Predictions and Storylines for Each Game on the Schedule
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. San Diego @ NY Jets (E) The 4-1 Chargers are rested after a bye week, and they will travel to MetLife Stadium to face the Jets, ...
