1. NASCAR Power Rankings: Texas

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson—Johnson's worst fears were realized on lap three at Texas Motor Speedway, when contact between David Reutimann and Sam Hornish sent the No...

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  2. Bears-49ers Preview: Defenseless Victims

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The NFL Network’s first game this season features two teams quickly becoming afterthoughts in the playoff conversation...

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  3. Cowboys vs Eagles Preview: Romo, "It's Like A Playoff Game"

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. When these two teams last met, it was the final week of the 2008 season, with playoff implications on the line for both teams...

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  4. Chargers vs. Giants Preview: Draft Dodger

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional Philip Rivers and Eli Manning will forever be linked by the 2004 NFL draft, in which Manning was selected first by the Chargers, then traded to the Giants for Rivers, whom the Giants selected fourth...

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  5. Green Bay Packers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview: "Where" Protection? (Humor)

    With thoughts of exacting revenge on Brett Favre now retired, the Packers can set their sights on more attainable goals, like beating the Buccaneers, or snatching a wild card playoff berth...

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  6. Ravens vs. Bengals Preview: Just Too "Tweet"

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Week Eight was a bye week for the Bengals. For the Bengals of old, bye weeks were always good to tie up loose legal ends, or possibly meet with the commissioner and discuss terms of suspension...

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  7. Steelers-Broncos: Mile "Hy-Perbole"

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Excitement is building for Monday night’s game in the mile high environs of Invesco Field, so much so that Monday Night Football analyst ...

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  8. NASCAR Power Rankings: Talladega

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson — Johnson avoided disaster at Talladega, running quietly in the back of the pack for most of the race while strategizing for a strong run to the finish...

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  9. Panthers-Cardinals: Jake Delhomme, Number of the "Least"

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. After a dismal three-interception, no-touchdown performance in a 20-9 loss to the Bills, it appears Jake Delhomme's days as Carolina's starter are numbered...

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  10. Jaguars Vs. Titans Preview: Vince Young, This 'Bud's' for You

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. If the sight of Tennessee Head Coach Jeff Fisher in a Peyton Manning jersey has proved anything, it's that Titan attempts at humor should be best left to the field of play...

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  11. Why a Loss to the Broncos Could End The Ravens' Season

    With three consecutive losses, the Ravens desperately need a win to keep pace with the division-leading Bengals and Steelers, who are 5-2. A win over the Broncos will keep Baltimore hot on their tails...

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  12. Dolphins-Jets Preview: "Wiener" Takes All

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The Jets are 4-3 after blasting the Raiders 38-0 in Oakland while forcing the benching of JaMarcus Russell...

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  13. Vikings-Packers Preview: Are You Ready for Some Gunslinging or Mudslinging?

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Brett Favre’s long-awaited homecoming in Green Bay is upon us, and it couldn’t have been scripted any better. The Minnesota Vikings are 6-1 with the Green Bay Packers close behind at 4-2...

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  14. NASCAR Power Rankings: Martinsville

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson Johnson finished second to Denny Hamlin in the Tums QuikPak 500, as Johnson's quest for the Martinsville sweep was foiled by a determined Hamlin...

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  15. Falcons Vs Cowboys Preview: "Brand" Spanking

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. A week after playing in the spotlight of NBC's Sunday night game, Matt Ryan and the hot Falcons face something even more daunting— playing ...

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  16. 49ers vs. Texans Preview: Crabtree Debuts Minus Bail Bondsman

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The 49ers, coming off a bye, have had an extra week to examine Week Five's 45-10 loss to the Falcons...

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  17. Chargers vs. Chiefs Preview: Can Kansas City "Soft Serve" San Diego?

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Two weeks ago, Chargers general manager A.J. Smith called his team "soft," a statement that served as both a challenge and an accusation...

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  18. Saints-Dolphins Preview: 1972 Dolphins Sweating Bullets

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Who do you think is most excited about the Saints impressive 5-0 start? Why, those persnickety curmudgeons representing the 1972 Dolphins ...

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  19. Patriots-Buccaneers: Brits Admit Tom Brady Is A Wanker

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Tom Brady threw six touchdown passes, one for each of Mike and Carol’s six children, as the Patriots pounded the Titans 59-0 to improve to 4-2 and take over first place in the AFC East...

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  20. NASCAR Power Rankings: Charlotte

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.   1. Jimmie Johnson Johnson won his second straight race, and sixth this year, with a commanding performance in Charlotte...

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  21. Titans Vs Patriots Preview: Looking Out For No. 12

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The 0-5 Titans couldn't even score a touchdown last week against the Colts, while the Patriots were just as bad in the second half in mile-high ...

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  22. Rams-Jaguars Preview: St. Louis in No "Rush" to Win

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Just when it appeared the Jaguars had turned their season around with two consecutive wins, they were humiliated 41-0 in Seattle, registering only 199 total yards...

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  23. Panthers vs. Buccaneers Preview: Going Down With the Ship

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. In a battle of NFC South cellar-dwellers, the Panthers travel to Tampa to face the winless Buccaneers...

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  24. Eagles-Raiders Preview: Philly Wins (Battery Not Included)

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Sure, Donovan McNabb is back for the Eagles, and Michael Vick will be the subject of a documentary airing on BET in 2010, but those stories pale ...

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  25. Browns-Steelers: Cleveland Ca-Pitt-Ulates

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. If you’re wondering what an “ugly win” looks like, look no further that the Browns' 6-3 win in Buffalo last week—a ...

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