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NFL Divisional Round Preview: Four "Cs" Advance
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. Arizona @ New Orleans (-7) Arizona's thrilling 51-45 overtime win over the Packers set up a showdown with the NFC's top seed, New Orleans, in a game that is sure to feature an abundance of scoring...
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Putting The "Arenas" In "Arsenal"
Washington Wizards players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittendon allegedly drew guns in a "standoff" in the Wizards locker room, an incident that the NBA, as well as federal and state officials, are investigating...
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NFL Wildcard Round Predictions: Second Helpings
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. NY Jets @ Cincinnati (-2½) The Jets and Bengals kickoff the first of three Week 17 rematches in Cincinnati, where the Bengals will try to rebound from a humiliating 37-0 loss to those very Jets...
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NFL Week 17 Predictions: Ins and Outs
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. San Francisco @ St. Louis (+7) With a win in St. Louis, the 49ers would finish 8-8, with a winning percentage just slightly lower than Alex Smith's ...
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New Endorsements For Tiger Woods (Satire)
In the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, Accenture has dropped its endorsement deal with Woods completely while Gillette and Tag Hauer plan to limit Woods' role in their advertising campaigns...
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Dolphins Vs Titans Preview: Chris Johnson Adds Soul To MVP Race
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. While Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Brett Favre have dominated the MVP talk this year, Chris Johnson has made a case that he should be in the discussion as well...
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Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints Preview: Bigger and Easier
The Saints are 13-0 and well on their way to capturing home field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs. The Cowboys are 8-5 and looking for their first win in December after losing to the Chargers 20-17 in Dallas...
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Colts vs. Jaguars Preview: Colts Have "Blinders" On
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Indianapolis @ Jacksonville (+4) With their 28-16 win over the Broncos last week, the Colts broke the NFL record for consecutive regular-season wins...
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Bengals-Vikings Preview: Speed Freaks
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. In their 30-17 win over the Vikings, the Cardinals did two things to derail the Minnesota offense, and that's take away the running game, and force Brett Favre into turnovers...
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Broncos vs. Colts Preview: Is Indianapolis a Shoe-In To Win?
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The Colts, winners of 12 straight this year and 21 regular season games, host the Broncos, who have won two in a row after four straight losses dimmed the luster of a 6-0 start...
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Jets Vs Buccaneers Preview: Jets Leg Out Playoff Push
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Last Thursday's win over Buffalo, coupled win New England's loss to Miami last Sunday, breathed new life into the Jets' playoff aspirations...
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Steelers vs. Browns Preview: Check Your Head
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. After a stunning loss to the Raiders in Pittsburgh, the Steelers have lost four in a row and now stand at 6-6, and their hopes for a wild-card berth rest on dangerous footing...
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Eagles Vs Falcons Preview: The "Woof" Is On Fire
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional . Don't expect any being in the Michael Vick welcoming committee to be standing on four legs...
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From the Tee Box: It's Tiger "Wood"
Tiger Woods' mysterious car accident last weekend, and the subsequent speculation, was an embarrassing situation in an otherwise sterling career...
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Raiders-Steelers Preview: Head Games
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Although it's too soon to panic, "worry" is not too harsh of a word to describe the Steelers' predicament...
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NFL Thanksgiving Day Game Previews
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. Green Bay at Detroit Detroit's stunning 38-37 win over the Browns last week certainly gives the Lions a measure of momentum heading into their ...
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Bengals-Raiders Preview: JaMarcus Russell Flushed in Oakland
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. With the AFC North well in hand after last Sunday's 18-12 win in Pittsburgh, the Bengals can turn their attention to more trivial things, like the Raiders...
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Colts vs. Ravens Preview: Ray of "Lite"
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. With an assist from Bill Belichick, the Colts are 9-0 and two games ahead of the Bengals in the race for playoff home-field advantage...
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New York Jets vs. New England Patriots Preview: Patriot Missive
If he could turn back time, would Bill Belichick reconsider his decision to gamble on 4th-and-2 from his own 28 with a 34-28 lead over Peyton Manning and the Colts? “Would I reconsider it?” says Belichick...
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Dolphins Vs Panthers Preview: "Direct" Snapper
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Believe it or not, the Panthers are just one game out of a wild-card spot after Sunday’s 28-19 win over the Falcons...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Phoenix
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson Johnson dominated in Phoenix, whipping the field for his fourth victory of the Chase. He led 238-of-312 laps in the desert, and needs only to finish 25th or better to clinch the Sprint Cup.
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Denver Broncos vs. Washington Redskins Preview: Gentlemen, Start Your Injuns
How bad is the situation in Washington? Not only are the Redskins 2-6, but the Sherman Lewis play-calling experiment has made little or no difference...
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Chiefs Vs Raiders Preview: Talking "Smack"
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The 1-7 Chiefs visit Oakland to face the 2-6 Raiders in a battle of AFC West rivals whose off-the-field issues have provided more drama than anything that's occurred on the field...
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Eagles Vs Chargers Preview: Monkeys On The Backs
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Two of the best quarterbacks never to have won a Super Bowl face off in San Diego, as Donovan McNabb leads the Eagle against Philip Rivers and the Chargers...
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Bills-Titans Preview: "Stretch" Marks
(Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.) After their 34-27 win over the 49ers last week, the Titans have won two in a row after a dismal 0-6 start to the season...
