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Percy Harvin: The Next Moss, or a "Pot" Bust
The Minnesota Vikings selected wide receiver Percy Harvin as the 22nd pick in this year's NFL draft, despite the fact that the Florida star failed a drug test at the NFL Combine...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Talladega
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Kurt Busch Busch avoided the three big wrecks at Talladega, and survived a skid through the infield after losing control on lap 60 to post ...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Phoenix
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon—Gordon struggled to his worst finish of the year, a 25th in Phoenix, and was plagued by a number of mishaps, including ...
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Lance Armstrong and the Tour de France...Wee, Monsieur
Seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong believes French doping officials may ban him from the 2009 Tour because of disagreements over a recent drug test...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Texas
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon Gordon snapped his 47-race winless streak, winning the Samsung 500 for his first win since October of 2007. Gordon, in the No...
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Jay Cutler Is No John Elway
The outcome of the Jay Cutler saga has been finalized, and Cutler is a Chicago Bear.This is karma at its best. Now the Denver Broncos know what it must have felt like to be the Baltimore Colts, ...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Martinsville
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon Gordon controlled the first half of the Goody’s Fast Pain Relief 500, leading 144 of the first 348 laps, but late ...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Bristol
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon While handling problems on long green flag runs rendered winning in Bristol nearly impossible, Gordon still had a capable car ...
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The NCAA Magic Bracket: Picks, Upsets, and the Stories in Between
It’s that time of year again, NCAA tournament time, when the talk of “seeds” centers not around the ethics of artificially inseminating them in the body of a demented mother ...
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NASCAR Look Ahead: Bristol, Martinsville, Texas, and Phoenix
NASCAR is taking an early week off, and while it may be too early to talk “Chase” (“Chase” for the Cup, that is, not the “chase” of a mindless crew ...
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NFL Impacts: Terrell Owens in Buffalo; Matt Cassel in Kansas City
It looked like Matt Cassel's trade to the Chiefs would be the defining moment of the offseason—and it was, until Terrell Owens was cut by the Cowboys and quickly signed by the Bills...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Atlanta
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon: Gordon moved closer to breaking his two-season-spanning winless streak, earning his second runner-up finish of the year with a second in Atlanta...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Las Vegas
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Kyle Busch— Hometown hero Busch won the Shelby 427 at Las Vegas Speedway, starting from the rear after an engine change rendered his pole win on Friday null...
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Alex Rodriguez: He Gets an "H" For "Honesty"
Hey, why does everyone think that another baseball player's admission of drug use is such a bad thing? It's not...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: California
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Matt Kenseth: Kenseth won his second consecutive race, taking charge late and holding off Jeff Gordon to win the Auto Club 500 in Fontana...
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NASCAR Power Rankings: Daytona
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Matt Kenseth Kenseth won a rain-shortened Daytona 500, passing Elliot Sadler for the lead just moments before showers forced an end to the race...
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Michael Phelps: Smoke In The Water
I can’t begin to explain my disappointment when I learned of the photograph showing Phelps and a bong. When I first heard that a photo had surfaced depicting an Olympic champion’s ...
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Super Bowl 43 Questions: Play Selection, Commercials, and Hairdos
Was Santonio Holmes a worthy selection for Super Bowl MVP? Yes, Holmes was a worthy selection, but one could easily make a case for James Harrison...
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NFL Predictions: Super Bowl XLIII
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Arizona vs. Pittsburgh (-6½) Super Bowl XLIII, in Tampa, the "Lap Dance Capital of the World," pits the upstart Cardinals against ...
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NFL Offseason Report
Will Brett Favre be in New York next year? My guess is Favre will never be seen in a Jets uniform again, unless Wrangler starts making Jets uniforms...
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NFL Conference Championships Predictions
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Philadelphia @ Arizona (+3) In an unlikely matchup in the NFC Championship, the No. 4-seeded Cardinals host the No. 6-seeded Eagles in the cozy climes of Arizona's University of Phoenix Stadium...
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2009 NASCAR Predictions in a Yellow Flag Economy
With NASCAR embarking on a new era characterized by financial limitations, drivers, teams, racetracks, and fans, the sport will be forced to make changes to survive the turmoil caused by the economic downturn...
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NFL Playoff Predictions: Divisional Round
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Baltimore @ Tennessee (-3) After rolling over the Dolphins 27-9, the Ravens head to Nashville to face their old AFC Central rival Tennessee, who beat the Ravens in Baltimore 13-10 in Week Five...
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NFL Week 6 Predictions
Cincinnati @ New York Jets (-6 1/2) While his bid to score a touchdown in Texas Stadium and kiss the Dallas star didn’t come to fruition, Chad Johnson won’t let that failure ...
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NFL Wacky Week 2 Predictions
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. Chicago @ Carolina (-3) With two stunning upsets on the road in Indianapolis and San Diego, the Bears and Panthers are both 1-0 and, ...
