1. NFL Week One Predictions (Part One)

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Tennessee @ Pittsburgh (-5) What's the best thing about Super Bowls and meaningless sexual encounters? Why, the memories of course...

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  2. NASCAR Power Rankings: Atlanta

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart Stewart had a top-10 finish in sight until a loose lug nut forced an extra pit stop on lap 203...

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  3. Chase for the Cup Preview

    Atlanta Former Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick issues the "Gentlemen, start your engines" command to start the Pep Boys 500. Ironically, it is Kyle Busch, piloting the No...

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  4. NASCAR Power Rankings: Bristol

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional 1. Tony Stewart Stewart fell off the pace early as a faulty radio necessitated several pit stops, taking the No. 14 Office Depot Chevrolet out of contention soon after the green flag dropped...

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  5. Favre, Vick, Cable: Hiss, Boo, Bah!

    Michael Vick is a an Eagle. Brett Favre is a Viking. And Oakland coach Tom Cable is a pugilist. What type of reception can these three expect when they travel to enemy territory this season? Wow! What a whirlwind of activity the last two weeks have been..

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  6. Nascar Power Rankings: Michigan

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart—Stewart finished 17th at Michigan, behind several cars that gambled correctly on fuel strategy, yet ahead of others that ran out of gas near the race's end...

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  7. NASCAR Power Rankings: Watkins Glen

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart—Stewart took charge midway through the Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen and held off Marcos Ambrose, as well as fuel uncertainty, to win for the fifth time at Watkins Glen...

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  8. NFL 2009 Season Predictions: Part 2 (Humor)

    In an unfortunate and politically incorrect grouping of performers during halftime at Super Bowl XLIV in Miami, disgraced R&B crooner Chris Brown and singer/songwriter Jackson Browne join ...

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  9. NASCAR Power Rankings: Pocono

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart: Stewart wrecked in Saturday’s practice, just as he did in June’s Pocono race, and started at the back of the field in a back-up car...

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  10. NASCAR Power Rankings: Indianapolis

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart Stewart finished third at Indianapolis, his series-leading 12th top-five result of the year, and padded his lead atop the point standings...

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  11. "The T.O. Show" Episode Guide

    Terrell Owens' new reality show premiered on Monday, chronicling the new beginning of Owens as a Buffalo Bill, his fourth team in his 14-year career...

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  12. UFC Could Use a Dose of WWE

    Brock Lesnar defeated Frank Mir by TKO last week to unify the Ultimate Fighting Championship heavyweight title in one of the biggest UFC clashes to date...

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  13. NASCAR Power Rankings: Chicagoland (Satire)

    Tony Stewart Fresh off his win at Daytona, Stewart was in the running to possibly challenge the dominant No. 5 car of Mark Martin at Chicagoland...

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  14. NASCAR Power Rankings: New Hampshire

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart Stewart's No. 14 Toyota was strong out front, opening a sizable lead during his long, 40-lap stint in the lead from laps 196-235...

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  15. NFL Wide Receivers: What To Look For In 2009

    Cincinnati wide receiver Chad Ochocinco recently predicted a playoff berth for the Bengals in 2009. Is this another case of Ochocinco biting off more than he can chew, or are the Bengals ...

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  16. NASCAR Power Rankings: Sonoma (Satire)

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart Stewart stalked Kasey Kahne for the final 23 laps of the Toyota/Save Mart 350 but never could get around Kahne's No. 9 Richard Petty Motorsports Dodge, despite a number of restarts...

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  17. NASCAR Power Rankings: Michigan

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart—Stewart turned in a solid seventh place finish at Michigan in Sunday's hectic finish to the Lifelock 400...

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  18. NASCAR Power Rankings: Pocono

    Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart: Stewart’s whirlwind weekend at Pocono began on Friday when a washout of qualifying gave him the pole position...

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  19. Fun and Games: Putting Excitement Back in NASCAR (Humor)

    Last Sunday's dramatic finish at Dover added some welcome excitement to a NASCAR season that has often lacked drama, a situation highlighted by the rain-delayed and rain-shortened race in Charlotte...

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  20. NASCAR Power Rankings: Dover

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Tony Stewart—Stewart took the lead on lap 392 of the Autism Speaks 400 at Dover, his first lead of the day, and held it for six laps before succumbing to Jimmie Johnson with two laps to go...

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  21. NASCAR Power Rankings: Charlotte

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon After a slow start to Monday's rain-delayed Coca-Cola 600, Gordon was making headway towards the front, and was up ...

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  22. NFL 2009 Season Predictions

    * Terrell Owens immediately endears himself to the Buffalo faithful when, after grabbing a 65-yard touchdown bomb from Trent Edwards in the Bills' home opener against the Buccaneers, he pulls ...

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  23. Lie Detector: Manny Ramirez' Piss Poor Excuse

    Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez was recently suspended 50 games for testing positive for a banned drug known as "hCG" (human chorionic gonadotropin), a drug often used to soften the effects of ending a cycle of steroids...

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  24. NASCAR Power Rankings: Darlington

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon— Gordon rebounded from sub-par finishes at Talladega and Richmond with a strong fifth at Darlington, joining Hendrick ...

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  25. NASCAR Power Rankings: Richmond

    Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jeff Gordon During a caution on lap 299, Gordon stayed on the track while the leaders pitted, gambling that track position would be enough to carry him to victory...

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