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NFL Thanksgiving Day Game Previews

Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. Green Bay at Detroit Detroit's stunning 38-37 win over the Browns last week certainly gives the Lions a measure of momentum heading into their ...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 5 days ago 263 reads 0 comments
Bengals-Raiders Preview: JaMarcus Russell Flushed in Oakland

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. With the AFC North well in hand after last Sunday's 18-12 win in Pittsburgh, the Bengals can turn their attention to more trivial things, like the Raiders...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 10 days ago 353 reads 7 comments
Colts vs. Ravens Preview: Ray of "Lite"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. With an assist from Bill Belichick, the Colts are 9-0 and two games ahead of the Bengals in the race for playoff home-field advantage...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 10 days ago 220 reads 1 comments
New York Jets vs. New England Patriots Preview: Patriot Missive

If he could turn back time, would Bill Belichick reconsider his decision to gamble on 4th-and-2 from his own 28 with a 34-28 lead over Peyton Manning and the Colts? “Would I reconsider it?” says Belichick...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 11 days ago 243 reads 0 comments
Dolphins Vs Panthers Preview: "Direct" Snapper

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Believe it or not, the Panthers are just one game out of a wild-card spot after Sunday’s 28-19 win over the Falcons...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 11 days ago 249 reads 0 comments
NASCAR Power Rankings: Phoenix

Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson Johnson dominated in Phoenix, whipping the field for his fourth victory of the Chase. He led 238-of-312 laps in the desert, and needs only to finish 25th or better to clinch the Sprint Cup.

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 11 days ago 58 reads 1 comments
Denver Broncos vs. Washington Redskins Preview: Gentlemen, Start Your Injuns

How bad is the situation in Washington? Not only are the Redskins 2-6, but the Sherman Lewis play-calling experiment has made little or no difference...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 298 reads 4 comments
Chiefs Vs Raiders Preview: Talking "Smack"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The 1-7 Chiefs visit Oakland to face the 2-6 Raiders in a battle of AFC West rivals whose off-the-field issues have provided more drama than anything that's occurred on the field...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 495 reads 4 comments
Eagles Vs Chargers Preview: Monkeys On The Backs

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Two of the best quarterbacks never to have won a Super Bowl face off in San Diego, as Donovan McNabb leads the Eagle against Philip Rivers and the Chargers...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 263 reads 0 comments
Bills-Titans Preview: "Stretch" Marks

(Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.) After their 34-27 win over the 49ers last week, the Titans have won two in a row after a dismal 0-6 start to the season...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 141 reads 1 comments
NASCAR Power Rankings: Texas

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson—Johnson's worst fears were realized on lap three at Texas Motor Speedway, when contact between David Reutimann and Sam Hornish sent the No...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 25 reads 1 comments
Bears-49ers Preview: Defenseless Victims

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The NFL Network’s first game this season features two teams quickly becoming afterthoughts in the playoff conversation. The Bears are 4-4 after a 41-21 home loss to the Cardinals, while the 49ers are 3-5...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 18 days ago 232 reads 0 comments
Cowboys vs Eagles Preview: Romo, "It's Like A Playoff Game"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. When these two teams last met, it was the final week of the 2008 season, with playoff implications on the line for both teams...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 24 days ago 340 reads 4 comments
Chargers vs. Giants Preview: Draft Dodger

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional Philip Rivers and Eli Manning will forever be linked by the 2004 NFL draft, in which Manning was selected first by the Chargers, then traded to the Giants for Rivers, whom the Giants selected fourth...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 24 days ago 194 reads 1 comments
Green Bay Packers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview: "Where" Protection? (Humor)

With thoughts of exacting revenge on Brett Favre now retired, the Packers can set their sights on more attainable goals, like beating the Buccaneers, or snatching a wild card playoff berth...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 24 days ago 271 reads 5 comments
Ravens vs. Bengals Preview: Just Too "Tweet"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Week Eight was a bye week for the Bengals. For the Bengals of old, bye weeks were always good to tie up loose legal ends, or possibly meet with the commissioner and discuss terms of suspension...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 25 days ago 203 reads 2 comments
Steelers-Broncos: Mile "Hy-Perbole"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Excitement is building for Monday night’s game in the mile high environs of Invesco Field, so much so that Monday Night Football analyst John ...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 25 days ago 364 reads 4 comments
NASCAR Power Rankings: Talladega

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson — Johnson avoided disaster at Talladega, running quietly in the back of the pack for most of the race while strategizing for a strong run to the finish...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about 25 days ago 101 reads 2 comments
Panthers-Cardinals: Jake Delhomme, Number of the "Least"

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. After a dismal three-interception, no-touchdown performance in a 20-9 loss to the Bills, it appears Jake Delhomme's days as Carolina's starter are numbered...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 200 reads 0 comments
Jaguars Vs. Titans Preview: Vince Young, This 'Bud's' for You

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. If the sight of Tennessee Head Coach Jeff Fisher in a Peyton Manning jersey has proved anything, it's that Titan attempts at humor should be best left to the field of play...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 152 reads 0 comments
Why a Loss to the Broncos Could End The Ravens' Season

With three consecutive losses, the Ravens desperately need a win to keep pace with the division-leading Bengals and Steelers, who are 5-2. A win over the Broncos will keep Baltimore hot on their tails...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 484 reads 7 comments
Dolphins-Jets Preview: "Wiener" Takes All

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The Jets are 4-3 after blasting the Raiders 38-0 in Oakland while forcing the benching of JaMarcus Russell...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 170 reads 2 comments
Vikings-Packers Preview: Are You Ready for Some Gunslinging or Mudslinging?

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Brett Favre’s long-awaited homecoming in Green Bay is upon us, and it couldn’t have been scripted any better. The Minnesota Vikings are 6-1 with the Green Bay Packers close behind at 4-2...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 332 reads 3 comments
NASCAR Power Rankings: Martinsville

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Jimmie Johnson Johnson finished second to Denny Hamlin in the Tums QuikPak 500, as Johnson's quest for the Martinsville sweep was foiled by a determined Hamlin...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 20 reads 0 comments
Falcons Vs Cowboys Preview: "Brand" Spanking

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. A week after playing in the spotlight of NBC's Sunday night game, Matt Ryan and the hot Falcons face something even more daunting— playing under ...

Written by Jeffrey Boswell about about 1 month ago 254 reads 1 comments

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Jeffrey Boswell Article Archive

NFL Thanksgiving Day Game Previews

Bengals-Raiders Preview: JaMarcus Russell Flushed in Oakland

Colts vs. Ravens Preview: Ray of "Lite"

New York Jets vs. New England Patriots Preview: Patriot Missive

Dolphins Vs Panthers Preview: "Direct" Snapper

NASCAR Power Rankings: Phoenix

Denver Broncos vs. Washington Redskins Preview: Gentlemen, Start Your Injuns

Chiefs Vs Raiders Preview: Talking "Smack"

Eagles Vs Chargers Preview: Monkeys On The Backs

Bills-Titans Preview: "Stretch" Marks

NASCAR Power Rankings: Texas

Bears-49ers Preview: Defenseless Victims

Cowboys vs Eagles Preview: Romo, "It's Like A Playoff Game"

Chargers vs. Giants Preview: Draft Dodger

Green Bay Packers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview: "Where" Protection? (Humor)

Ravens vs. Bengals Preview: Just Too "Tweet"

Steelers-Broncos: Mile "Hy-Perbole"

NASCAR Power Rankings: Talladega

Panthers-Cardinals: Jake Delhomme, Number of the "Least"

Jaguars Vs. Titans Preview: Vince Young, This 'Bud's' for You

Why a Loss to the Broncos Could End The Ravens' Season

Dolphins-Jets Preview: "Wiener" Takes All

Vikings-Packers Preview: Are You Ready for Some Gunslinging or Mudslinging?

NASCAR Power Rankings: Martinsville

Falcons Vs Cowboys Preview: "Brand" Spanking

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