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2012: The Liverpool FC Version.....

Many of you movie goers may recently have endured James Cameron's latest attempt at destroying the world in the the movie 2012. This is based on the Mayan prophecy that claimed the world would cease to be, sometime in 2012...

Written by Matt Binks about 2 days ago 217 reads 6 comments
No More Ronaldo: So Who Are We Supposed to Hate Now?

Cristiano Ronaldo has finally completed the most tedious transfer in football history and joined Real Madrid. This leaves quite a gaping hole in the English league...

Written by Matt Binks about 4 months ago 144 reads 27 comments
10 Reasons Why I Hate Arsenal....

A while back I wrote an article explaining why I "disliked" a certain team in Manchester... The article, predictably, caused a bit of a stir, from fans and foes alike...

Written by Matt Binks about 5 months ago 314 reads 124 comments
Dear Auntie Binks...I Have a Problem

It is a little-known fact that for many years I had a little disguised role as "Agony Aunt" to the stars... I knew about Zinedine Zidane's anger issues before the World Cup Final...

Written by Matt Binks about 6 months ago 100 reads 26 comments
The Matt Binks Middle of May Award for Being Not Mediocre (Part 1)

Good morning, evening, afternoon or night depending on where in the world you are. Don't ever say that I never try to please my world audience of fans.......

Written by Matt Binks about 6 months ago 139 reads 17 comments
Bleacher Report Wrestling Community: Why I Need You To Be Better...

Ok, I am taking a short hiatus from my ermmm hiatus, to express my views and displeasure about a number of things...... I recently read an article, which I consider to be a fairly decent article...

Written by Matt Binks about 6 months ago 128 reads 26 comments
The Big Debate: Gerrard and Torres Vs Rooney and Ronaldo.

As the Premier League season reaches its climax. It appears that Manchester United (barring a huge upturn in form from Wigan, Arsenal, or Hull) will again claim the title...

Written by Matt Binks about 6 months ago 215 reads 1 comments
10 Reasons Why Newcastle United Belong in the Championship

After yesterday's shocking performance at Anfield, Newcastle United, so long thought of as one of the game's "big boys", are staring down at a desolate future in the Championship...

Written by Matt Binks about 7 months ago 637 reads 21 comments
Do I Watch Football Because I'm Miserable, or Is It the Other Way Around?

Imagine the scene: You have just sat and watched your team lose an FA Cup final. Your dreams all seem to be shattered, and then just to make things a little worse, you hear a phrase that makes your blood boil...

Written by Matt Binks about 7 months ago 74 reads 20 comments
A Fond Farewell And a Final Thought To You "Rasslin" Fans

I have recently had the bug to write again. Unfortunately (as I am fantastic.... just kidding) I do not know enough about wrestling to be able to contribute in this particular community...

Written by Matt Binks about 8 months ago 127 reads 10 comments
The Great, The Good and The God Damn Awful—No. 2: Igor Biscan

The second subject in my, The Great, the Good and the God Damn awful series in Croatian midfielder Igor Biscan. Biscan is a player that perplexed, infuriated and amused the hell out every single Liverpool fan during his spell at the club...

Written by Matt Binks about 8 months ago 158 reads 5 comments
Profiles of the Great, the Good, and the God Damn Awful: No. 1: Paul McGrath

As football fans, we will no doubt have read many articles and heard many stories about players such as Pele, Maradona, Georgie Best, etc. These are players that are world renowned and rightly so...

Written by Matt Binks about 8 months ago 52 reads 4 comments
Fixin' a Hole: The Resurgence of Liverpool

As Middlesborough's Turkish striker Tuncay put away his second goal in the recent two-nil victory over Liverpool, Liverpool fans could be forgiven for thinking the race was over. A season, which promised so much, seemed to have followed a familiar path..

Written by Matt Binks about 8 months ago 235 reads 5 comments
My Super Exclusive With The Leader Of The Assasins, Mr Joe Burgett!!

Yesterday I was fortunate enough to sit down with the man.... the myth..... the legend..... the tard..... the head honcho himself...... the leader of the asses, sorry Assasins. Mr. Joe "Berg, AJ" Burgett...

Written by Matt Binks about 9 months ago 98 reads 13 comments
BR Super Exclusive: The Real Ass-Assins Email Super Exclusively Revealed

Daer Fellow Wriiters and Worssshipers of mee. The tima has cum to takke ovver the Bleaacher retort. We mustt stande up againnsst all the bulllies and people who say that i am rubbisshk...

Written by Matt Binks about 9 months ago 226 reads 15 comments
Why Football Isn't Just a Load Of Bull-Ard

A favorite Angelic writer of mine was recently criticized for writing football articles that fell under the banner of humor...

Written by Matt Binks about 10 months ago 55 reads 3 comments
Dumb No-Talent Writers Proving Wrestling Is Fake After All

I don't write articles on wrestling; however, I am a fan and enjoy reading people's opinions and feelings on what is a great spectacle...

Written by Matt Binks about 10 months ago 84 reads 2 comments
Could the Main Event Mafia Save TNA?

TNA's Main Event Mafia storyline has been met with general derision from wrestling fans. On face value it looks like TNA management has bowed to the powers that be and created a stable in which ...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 1,943 reads 11 comments
When Fans Cross The Line: Mocking Tragedies Has No Place Here

I recently wrote an article entitled 10 reason to hate Manchester United. It was intented as a lighthearted joke, for amusement purposes. Some of my reasons included Gary Neville and the song "glory glory Man United"...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 552 reads 27 comments
10 More Reasons to Hate Manchester United

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 681 reads 4 comments
10 Reasons to Hate Manchester United.

This article is not intended to offend Manchester United fans. However, If I succeed in doing so then that it is bonus! This is a light hearted view of why I dislike Manchester United...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 4,818 reads 80 comments
Why Liverpool FC Will Ensure That I Suffer Eternal Damnation

As I have recently turned another year older, I have started to think how I will be judged, as a person, and as a football fan. I suppose, whether you are religious or not, that the spectre of Him upstairs is always ever present...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 976 reads 11 comments
A wins a win. So far so good for Liverpool.

Two games down and six points are in the bag for Liverpool, the only time they have started with two wins since Benitez took over...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 495 reads 0 comments
Tigerhearts: The story you won't have heard

This Saturday marks the beginning of the Premier League season. Whilst this is always a huge date in any clubs calendar, for Hull City it is the biggest day in the clubs history...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 227 reads 5 comments
Euro '08: For the Benefit of Mr. Kuyt—What a Show Last Night!

Liverpool strikers have nowhere to hide. The constant reminders of King Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan, Ian Rush, and Robbie Fowler hang over the heads of Liverpool's front men...

Written by Matt Binks about about 1 year ago 454 reads 3 comments

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Matt Binks Article Archive

2012: The Liverpool FC Version.....

No More Ronaldo: So Who Are We Supposed to Hate Now?

10 Reasons Why I Hate Arsenal....

Dear Auntie Binks...I Have a Problem

The Matt Binks Middle of May Award for Being Not Mediocre (Part 1)

Bleacher Report Wrestling Community: Why I Need You To Be Better...

The Big Debate: Gerrard and Torres Vs Rooney and Ronaldo.

10 Reasons Why Newcastle United Belong in the Championship

Do I Watch Football Because I'm Miserable, or Is It the Other Way Around?

A Fond Farewell And a Final Thought To You "Rasslin" Fans

The Great, The Good and The God Damn Awful—No. 2: Igor Biscan

Profiles of the Great, the Good, and the God Damn Awful: No. 1: Paul McGrath

Fixin' a Hole: The Resurgence of Liverpool

My Super Exclusive With The Leader Of The Assasins, Mr Joe Burgett!!

BR Super Exclusive: The Real Ass-Assins Email Super Exclusively Revealed

Why Football Isn't Just a Load Of Bull-Ard

Dumb No-Talent Writers Proving Wrestling Is Fake After All

Could the Main Event Mafia Save TNA?

When Fans Cross The Line: Mocking Tragedies Has No Place Here

10 More Reasons to Hate Manchester United

10 Reasons to Hate Manchester United.

Why Liverpool FC Will Ensure That I Suffer Eternal Damnation

A wins a win. So far so good for Liverpool.

Tigerhearts: The story you won't have heard

Euro '08: For the Benefit of Mr. Kuyt—What a Show Last Night!

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