1. Arsenal and Manchester Squad Comparison: Premier League Title?

    It´s been a crazy couple of weeks. I had an interview on Sky Sports, another one for World Football Daily, and some bad press in the Independent. But that´s all behind me now, so I can get back to important things again...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about over 3 years ago 649 reads 2 comments

  2. Arsenal FC-Chelsea FC Squad Comparison: The Best 11 of the Two Teams

    On Monday, an internet friend of mine, JamrockRover, wrote the following comment: "With only 1 clean sheet in 7 league games our weakness at the back is killing our chances at the moment...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 1,475 reads 17 comments

  3. Chelsea Maintain Title Winning Form With 2-1 Victory of Premier Arsenal

    Didier Drogba... Didier, friggin', Drogba. Not to pinch anything from the Skysports, Ford-Super-Sunday, Let´s-Go-US-Coverage, Jamie-Redknapp-is-a-cunt coverage. But it REALLY was inevitable...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 260 reads 6 comments

  4. UEFA Champions League: In Arsenal vs. Partizan, Is Almunia Fabianski Out?

    Away to Belgrade. Cool name for a song. Also its what´s on the menu for Arsenal tonight, as well look to devour the Serbians amongst a Partizan crowd.....

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 608 reads 7 comments

  5. UEFA Champions League Preview: Arsenal, Diaby, Walcott, Vermaelen, Everyone Out!

    In about three hours we've got a sexy little tie with a bra. A remember the last time I saw a sexy little tie with a bra together...it was in the red light district in Amsterdam...Ba dum chissh...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 461 reads 1 comments

  6. Arsenal: Theo Walcott Injury Woes Continue, Van Persie Joined on Sidelines

    Hi all, Brief one today, as there is not much to talk about.Any by that I mean not much apart from the fact that international matches are bollocks, especially when you don't TRULY ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 1,375 reads 5 comments

  7. English Premier League: Arsenal Cannot Compete With Manchester United, Chelsea

    ArsenalAdam is a tired auld tot today. No idea why. Last night I got copious amounts of sleep. Perhaps I´m not blogging enough... Yes that must be it...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 1,496 reads 6 comments

  8. Arsenal Submit a Squad of 76 Players, Arsenal to Sign Messi?

    Happy Birthday... Again Ok so yesterday I shamefully wished myself Happy Birthday, and then shamefully realized that I had shamefully mis-dated my blog...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 1,393 reads 7 comments

  9. Arsenal Chooses Almunia. UptheArseBlog Chooses Arsenal.

    Happy Birthday To Me! Well my blog turns 1-year-old tomorrow, which is quite cool. Although when you´ve written precisely three posts all summer long, you have hardly done yourself justice and brought yourself credibility as an internet blogger...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 641 reads 7 comments

  10. Arsenal 1, Liverpool 1: Almunia Blunder Keeps Wenger in need of GK

    Liverpool 1 - Arsenal 1. Decent result, especially when you consider that our two best players, Cesc and Robin, didn´t play and played 20 minutes respectively. It was a rollercoaster affair in the end despite being quite a shite game...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 704 reads 8 comments

  11. Arsenal Season Preview: Chelsea, Man United, Man City Beware!

    The Last 72 Days Hey, hey guys. Well I´m back from a long summer of football. I went to the World Cup, played a bunch with mates either on the sandy beaches or fine green grass ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 4 years ago 1,019 reads 3 comments

  12. What We Want From Theo Walcott: England and Arsenal

    Theodore James Walcott signed for Arsenal in January 2006. He was an exciting addition to the squad. A promising Southampton player who was making waves under Harry Redknapp...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 297 reads 2 comments

  13. Arsenal FC´s 2009/2010 Premier League Season: Top 10 Moments

    Kinda bored today so I´m going to do one of these silly top 10 articles that the American readers on bleacherreport.com seem to like so much. I am also sick and tired about talking about Cesc and who is going to replace him...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 319 reads 4 comments

  14. Cesc Fabregas's Dad Tells the Press: 'My Son Is Moving To Barcelona'

    This offseason blogging is a real bitch. I've certainly gone off the rails in the month of May probably logging about three Internet pieces, all of which are filled with logorrhea and poo words...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 287 reads 7 comments

  15. The Reason Cesc Fabregas Wants Out of Arsenal

    David Villa has gone to Barcelona for 34.2 million pounds. Good business for the Catalans, but better for Valencia. He's 28 and his production is going to go down, not up...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 410 reads 17 comments

  16. Arsenal FC Season Review: Highlights, Lowlights, and Floodlights

    Yawn... Arsenal Adam extends his orangutan like arms up to the clouds and lets out a big stiff sigh. That was a nice little slumber—10 days of blog-less surfing, a decade of days without moaning about the Arsenal...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 139 reads 0 comments

  17. Arsenal Transfers Revealed! Tottenham Smash Manchester City To Finish Third

    Lots of speculation today in the world of Arsenal. However, most of it is just that—speculation—and I prefer not to speculate about speculatory things...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 772 reads 3 comments

  18. Arsenal Set to Finish Behind Tottenham After Blackburn Comeback

    So much can change so quickly in football. A couple of weeks ago, we were hoping to win our remaining five games and for Chelsea to draw a couple of a times and we'd be back in the title...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 198 reads 10 comments

  19. Sol Campbell Going to the World Cup! Premiership Team Of the Season Critique

    Sol Campbell Once again there was little in the world of Arsenal related news yesterday. Wenger spoke about Sol and how he should be considered for the World Cup in 50-some-odd days time...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 868 reads 16 comments

  20. Arsenal Season Over After Manchester City Bore Draw: Next Season Starts

    What a bunch of boring bollocks. I´ve never seen a game between the third- and fourth-best teams in the league played with such little vigor, such little passion, such little emotion...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 120 reads 2 comments

  21. Leo Messi in Arsenal Admission: "I Want to Learn from Cesc and Wenger" (Humor)

    After scoring four goals against Arsenal at the Camp Nou in the Champions League, after making a mockery of Arsenal's makeshift back four, after dominating the youthful, brilliant, ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 1,278 reads 3 comments

  22. Arsenal FC Squad Preview for Next Season. Summer Transfers! CB and GK

    In the wake of Inter´s fantastically organized performance against the boys from Barcelona that beat our bums bare there isn´t much in the world of Arsenal related news today...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 1,493 reads 39 comments

  23. Wigan Athletic Win: What Does NZogbia's Goal Mean to Arsenal Fans?

    I'll tell you who cares about Wigan away. Me. This is disgraceful. The lack of professionalism in our squad is absolutely appalling. To concede three goals in 10 some odd minute is shocking...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 117 reads 1 comments

  24. Wigan vs. Arsenal and I Don't Care.

    I couldn´t bring myself to do a blog yesterday. I got so many Facebook posts, tweets, texts, e-mails, cat calls, harks, jeers, etc. from so-called friends, family, acquaintances, and cunts, I just had to regress into my hole and cry for a bit...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 56 reads 0 comments

  25. Arsenal-Tottenham Hotspur: Crucial Stretch Lies Ahead

    On Tuesday night Chelsea stumbled over the line and just barely picked up the three points they needed to stay in control of the title race in the English Premier League...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 4 years ago 216 reads 1 comments