1. Arsenal FC To Swap Fabregas for Messi

    Hello all. I hope you guys enjoyed this Arsenal-free weekend, and were able to relax with your loved ones yesterday. I think I needed the break...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 1,414 reads 8 comments

  2. An Arsenal Title? Stranger Things Have Happened

    Alright lads. Buckload of work to do today. I'm a little tired cause I slept in the hospital last night. Lady friend was extremely sick ya see. Slept on a smelly sofa ya see. Had a couple of beers ya see...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 950 reads 2 comments

  3. I Love You, Abou, I Love You Too, Manu: Arsenal Teach Liverpool a Lesson

    I just need to say one thing. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Now that I´ve got that off my chest let the endless praise for Arsenal FC and limitless criticism for all things that do not have red chests and white sleeves begin...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 400 reads 4 comments

  4. Arsenal vs. Liverpool: Score Four More, Andrei!

    No blog on Tuesday. Once again, I needed the full 48 hours following the Chelsea defeat to soak up the magnitude of the result. Let the pain set in. Feel that deep burn. Ooooghhhh that stings...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 459 reads 6 comments

  5. Chelsea Teach Arsenal a Lesson: Defending and Counter Attack

    Aston Villa 0 - Arsenal 0 Arsenal 1 - Man United 3 Chelsea 2 - Arsenal 0 One point from three games against three of the best five teams in England... Not good enough. Yesterday at Stamford Bridge we got turned over...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 206 reads 3 comments

  6. Mourning Arsenal and Manchester United

    Training. It's been a long couple of weeks. Big brother is visiting from across the pond. Trying to show him the high life in Valencia. Get wrapped up in Paella, Cerveza, and Bailando. It´s been a good couple of weeks...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 356 reads 0 comments

  7. Arsenal Draw Villa: Sol Is Back

    How sad, Thomas V, having been rested against Stoke to prevent injury, went off injured yesterday with a suspected fractured fibia (say that 15 times fast... okay it´s actually not that hard) What bad luck...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 226 reads 5 comments

  8. Sol Campbell in CL Squad, Flamini Is Back, Injuries to Arsenal?

    Plenty of Arsenal-ish news this January the 19th of 2009 2010 morning (am I the only person who does this like until February)...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 1,002 reads 2 comments

  9. Fabregas Fit and Who Will Arsenal Sign? Day 133

    Not a huge amount of news in the world of Arsenal today, so I though I´d scrape the barrel to get some words down on paper and help you guys through this climatically challenging time. Cesc Francis says he is confident he will be fit for the Bolton game.

    John Smith Written by John Smith about almost 5 years ago 860 reads 6 comments

  10. Liverpool-Arsenal, Day 105: Penalties

    This blogging is becoming more and more infrequent isn't it? A bit like the first time you get herpes, it generally pesters you non-stop for weeks, or even months, and then it kind of subsides ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 174 reads 1 comments

  11. Ramsey Is Better Than Gerrard and Technology Rocks

    Last night we lost 1 - 0. I didn´t think we would win. In fact, I thought we would lose 3 - 0. We had first team and Champions League debut´s for Kyle Bartley, who is really quite tall, ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 787 reads 12 comments

  12. Arsenal Smoke Stoke: Andrei Arshavin Upfront? Me Likey

    Once again, I left you guys alone, lonely and alone on Friday. Apologies. As much as I enjoy writing this wonderful little blog, I really can´t justify forfeiting my salary or ignoring my clients ...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 512 reads 0 comments

  13. Gunners-Blues: Arsenal Will Be Busy in January

    Hi all, No blog yesterday. Too much work. Short blog today. Too much work.   I´ve got this book to write about a load of famous sports law cases, and it´s taking up all of my time and energy right now so UptheArse has been suffering...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 505 reads 12 comments

  14. Gunners-Blues: 10 Conclusions Following Arsenal's Defeat to Chelsea

    That wasn't very nice to watch. Not one bit. Chelsea beat Arsenal for the second game in a row by three goals on its own pitch...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 1,108 reads 14 comments

  15. Standard Liege vs. Arsenal Match Preview

    Liege are only Standard, Please don't be Goons Arseholes - Day 83 Tonight we get to watch Champions League football. A match between Arsenal FC from Engerland and Standard Liege from Belgium in Londerlon...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 191 reads 0 comments

  16. Ireland vs. France: Travesty and Technology; What Can We Do to Fix Football?

    What a sad night. What a sad, sad night. Hell ya, I shed a tear. I shed a tear or 10. We deserved to win. But we didn't. Now.....

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 624 reads 8 comments

  17. Robin Van Placenta and Man Utd vs. Arsenal Squad Comparison, Part 4

    All the news today is about Robin.  Mr. Period foot this. Abortion Ankle that. Sheesh you´d think he´d killed a baby! Hilarity aside...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 356 reads 1 comments

  18. Comparing Manchester United and Arsenal, Part Three

    Dear all,   Please forgive me. I shouldn´t have been lazy. I shouldn´t have tested the fates. I should have finished my article comparing the Arsenal and Manchester United squads...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 866 reads 11 comments

  19. Does Manchester United Spank Arsenal's Arse?

    Goooooood morning Gooners! Apologies for the late blog today, I had some nasty bug since this weekend, so I chose to lie in for a bit this morning rather than rising early and starting my blog for all y'all...

    John Smith Written by John Smith about 5 years ago 480 reads 6 comments