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More of the Same: Columbus Blue Jackets Continue to Play Without Passion, Drive
The Columbus Blue Jackets have only played two games this year, but it’s already enough to know where we’re headed. If changes are not made, we are in for a long season...
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New York Islanders Goalie Rick DiPietro Finally Put to Sleep [Satire]
SATIRE — PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. Any quotes depicted in the article have been created solely by the author, and they should not be mistaken for actual quotes...
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Kiprusoff: "Unless I Can Embarrass Finland, I'm Staying Home" [SATIRE]
PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. Any quotes depicted in the article have been created solely by the author, and they should not be mistaken for actual quotes...
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Tabloid-Style Sensationalism The Name Of The Game In Media Vs. NHL War
As hockey fans, we've seen it hundreds of times before: A brutal headshot makes headlines on ESPN.com and gets featured on SportsCenter, or a fight that leaves a player unconscious is condemned between the pages of Sports Illustrated...
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What the Boston Bruins' Tim Thomas and a Fine Wine Have in Common
Yes, we've all heard the stories of Tim Thomas' meteoric rise from the minor leagues, to Finland, to the NHL, and back to Finland, before finally becoming a full-time member of the Boston Bruins in 2005-06...
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Away Games Continue To Separate the Columbus Blue Jackets from the Winners
The Jackets have long had a history of struggling on the road. The culmination of this problem came in the 2007-2008 season, when their 14-22-5 away mark was one of the worst in the league and ...
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Ottawa Goalie Pascal Leclaire Injured Making First Save of Season (Satire)
PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. The player quotes used in the following article were created entirely by the author, and in no way should they be mistaken for real quotes...
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Blue Jackets at The Quarter-Mark: Improved, But More Work Needs Done
Taking a look at some of the stats for the Columbus Blue Jackets through the twenty-game mark, they seem to indicate the Jackets are vastly improved, even from last season, in which they made ...
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Rick Nash: The Best Hockey Player No One Is Talking About
Playing on consistently bad teams can sometimes have its advantages. For example, if you are a poor player, or just an otherwise good player having an off season, chances are you will face less scrutiny if everyone else around you is playing equally bad.
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When Will the Carolina Hurricanes Get a REAL Goalie?
I do not follow the Carolina Hurricanes on a regular basis, but I have caught them a few times during their epic 14-game losing streak (which was finally snapped today against Minnesota), ...
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Columbus, Ohio: Where Football Isn't a Sport, It's a Religion
It's not easy living in Columbus and not being a Buckeyes fan, but I'm not. I don't know why, but I never have been, despite having Buckeye football emblazoned in my psyche ever since the day I came into this world...
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Now There Are No Doubts: Mathieu Garon Needs to Be No. 1 in Columbus
The plan was simple for Columbus Blue Jackets general manager Scott Howson in the offseason: Hire a goaltender who would serve as a competent backup to rookie standout Steve Mason. Sometimes even the best-laid plans go awry...
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Columbus Blue Jackets Vs. Anaheim Ducks Live Recap (11-13-09)
Anaheim Ducks at Columbus Blue Jackets (11-13-09) Live Recap. 20:00 Columbus needs to come out firing to at least partially avenge embarrassing 9-1 defeat here at home two nights ago...
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NHL Announces New Ways That It Will Screw Fans in 2010-11 Season [HUMOR]
PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. All quotes were created by the author and in no way should they be mistaken for real quotes...
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Steve Mason Problem Can No Longer Be "Swept Under The Rug"
It's been put off long enough. It's now time for Steve Mason to be held accountable for the underwhelming start to the season...
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Until Player Safety Becomes a Concern, The KHL Will Wallow in Anonymity
The Kontinental Hockey League, or KHL for short, is the Russian equivalent, and attempted rival, to the National Hockey League...
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ESPN Shows Hockey Clip [HUMOR]
PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. The player quotes used in the following article were created entirely by the author, and in no way should they be mistaken for real quotes...
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Hurricanes' Awful Season Actually Protest Against Working Overtime [HUMOR]
PLEASE NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of fiction. The player quotes used in the following article were created entirely by the author, and in no way should they be mistaken for real quotes...
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Houston vs. Tulsa 11-7-09: A Great Game You Never Even Knew Existed
I am an intermittent college football fan. This means that, come Saturday, whether or not the television is on college football depends entirely on whatever kind of mood I'm in (not to mention whether or not there is any hockey on)...