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My name is Rob Morrow. I am a Central Illinois native, a proud omnivore, a software developer by day and when the sun goes down I morph into a musical ninja. I am skeptical of religion, the government, and most news reporting agencies; they make me feel funny in weird places. I drink copious quantities of coffee and green tea; neither is particularly enlightening. I’m generous in sharing the covers and I always give one last kiss before I leave. I heart the solitude of peace and quiet, yet my figurative claddagh ring is blissfully turned inward. I have no reflection as a result of a bizarre bedroom encounter. I believe the answer to life, happiness and the universe is 42. My name, translated literally, means “bright fame,” which I find to be ridiculously scandalous. I have a perpetual fever that doctors have prescribed large doses of cowbell in hopes of curing; it’s working. I am diagnosed as having Attention Deficit Disorder and as such my brain is constantly underworked and overpaid. Additionally, because of my lazy brain I occasionally don’t finish a sente… I dislike seafood and enjoy most vegetables. I had a ceramic guard dog named Spenis, who has been tragically replaced with a magical cat named Vera. I am in love with this cat but admit she was more than likely a callgirl in a previous incarnation.

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Dream Team: Why Ferrari Is Smiling

Published about 1 year ago
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Formula One: Watch Out Jenson Button, Here Comes Danica Patrick

Published about 1 year ago
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BMW-Sauber and Robert Kubica: The Art of Zen

Published about 1 year ago
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Nostalgia: The Sights and Sounds of Monaco

Published about 1 year ago
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Favorite Athletes

Nick Heidfeld, Michael Schumacher, Rubens Barrichello, Kimi Raikkonen
Favorite Sports Teams

BMW Sauber, Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro
All Time Sports Moment

Robert Kubica's maiden win for himself and BMW-Sauber at the 2008 Canadian Grand Prix. This would be followed closely by Robert Kubica's horrible wreck at the 2007 Canadian Grand Prix.
Most Memorable Game Attended

2007 United States Grand Prix
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Rubens Barrichello... number of F1 race starts.
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth... he was a hitter and an amazing pitcher as well.
Unitas or Montana?

Who cares... it's football.
Pele or Maradona?

Not much for soccer, either.
Schumacher or Senna?

Schumi had the raw statistics, while Senna had the panache. This isn't even a question, and in fact the correct answer would be "yes".
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

I couldn't care less for college sports. What about GP2?

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by Alex
about 1 year ago

Hey Rob
Saw you editing my Open Mic article. All good afterall it appears in the Open Mic page so all improvements are welcome there. I see you liked it so that's even kooler we seemed to have disagreed on a couple of things before... Anyways feel free to leave some comments in the thread if you need. If not thanks again. Alex

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Nostalgia: The Sights and Sounds of Monaco

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