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Born and raised in the depths of central Minnesota, I am currently attending school at Concordia College in pursuit of a degree in Music Education. I am a fan of both the Minnesota Twins and the Boston Redsox, and hope to someday be able to strike out Nick Punto with my knuckleball (how hard can it be?). Tim Wakefield, in my opinion, is the closest thing to Pope that a Protestant could ever hope for. He will one day win 25 games, strike out 300 batters, start an All-Star game, and consequently cause hell to immediately freeze over.

As much as this pains me, I must also admit to being a Minnesota Viking fan. Each week before gameday I force myself to choke down an industrial strength tranquilizer in preparation for the imminent 4th quarter meltdown. In my humble opinion Tarvaris Jackson has a ship cannon for an arm and deserves a legitimate chance at leading a playoff caliber football team. That being said, I have to respect Gus Frerotte because he's practically my Grandpa.

Nate's Recent Articles

The New and Improved Tarvaris Jackson

Published 10 months ago
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A Poem: The Day That Childress Left The Town

Published 11 months ago
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Justin Morneau Robbed of MVP Award: By Himself!

Published 11 months ago
316 reads 5 comments

Boston Red Sox News; Charlie Zink on the Brink

Published about 1 year ago
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Favorite Athletes

Tim Wakefield / Phil Niekro / R.A. Dickey / Charlie Zink / Charlie Haeger
Favorite Sports Teams

Minnesota Twins / Boston Redsox
Most Memorable Game Attended

Wakefield dominating the Twins with 7 shutout innings at the dome.
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

6 Home Runs given up in one game by a starting pitcher: Wakefield/Dickey
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth
Unitas or Montana?

Neither
Pele or Maradona?

Pele (Hand of God)
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

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by Zeke
25 days ago

Still waiting...
by Zeke
about 1 month ago

Still waiting...
by Zeke
about 1 month ago

Still waiting...
by Zeke
about 1 month ago

Still waiting...
by Zeke
2 months ago

Still waiting
by Zeke
8 months ago

You should write an Twins Profile article about RA Dickey...
by Zeke
about 1 year ago

Still waiting...
by Zeke
about 1 year ago

When are you going to write another article?
by Becca
about 1 year ago

You're welcome, Nate. Still waiting for more articles from you! Just kidding, keep up the good work!

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The New and Improved Tarvaris Jackson

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Justin Morneau Robbed of MVP Award: By Himself!

Boston Red Sox News; Charlie Zink on the Brink

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