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Juiceboxing101: Brock Lesnar Returns, GSP Lucks Out, Jones Spies and More
Hello, fellow Juicers! Far too much has been happening in the wonderful world of MMA lately for me to ignore, so I figured I'd do you all a solid and throw all of my wacky opinions into one discombobulated article...
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Why Anthony Pettis' Showtime Kick Could Ruin MMA
First off, let me inform you that I'm a cynic in every sense of the word. Through my travels on this Earth, I've become enlightened and embittered about the world around me...
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AOF 11 Spreads MMA Awareness in Tampa, FL
I was presented with a handful of incredible opportunities back on February 7, 2009. I received free tickets to attend the UFC's Fight Night 17 held at the USF Sundome here in Tampa, Fla...
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Juiceboxing101: The Greatest Storyline in Wrestling History
Before I begin, I would like to reiterate from previous articles that I no longer watch wrestling, and haven't since around 2003-2004...
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Juiceboxing101: Can James Toney Kill the Legacy of Randy Couture?
A legend is a legend no matter how that legendary career ends. A strikeout following 1,000 home runs will not kill that legacy or make the fans forget about those home runs...
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Juiceboxing101: UFC 113's Juice Ladder Rankings
UFC 113 has come and gone. A dragon was slain, a Fraggle caught an invisible knee, and a couple of hard-hitting black guys are returning to the U.S. without contracts...
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Juiceboxing101: Demian Maia Comes To Senses; Won't Fight Anderson Silva (Satire)
The MMA world was shaken to its very core early this morning when we learned that Demian Maia would be pulling out of this Saturday’s main event in Abu Dhabi against UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva...
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Juiceboxing101: Art Of Fighting 7 Live Event Report
On Saturday, April 3rd the upstart Art of Fighting promotion held it’s 7th event, Pay Day, at the USF Sundome in Tampa, FL...
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Juiceboxing101: Why Do Wrestling Fans Hate Wrestling?
Hey juicers. Okay, I’m sure I’m going to get a ton of negative backlash for this article, but I welcome it with open arms...
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Juiceboxing 101: The Temporary Return of Everybody's Favorite MMA Column
Hello, loyal juicers. It's been a while since I've been able to write for Bleacher Report. After taking the MMA Internet community by storm late last year, I was forced to take a brief hiatus from my writing...
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Juiceboxing 101: Don Frye Back in the UFC
"You don't come to quote movies or thank your sponsors," Don Frye recently barked on SportingNews.com’s The Rumble. "You don't come to have your fingernails or your toenails painted. Goddamn, you come to fight, not to be a fairy...
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Juiceboxing 101: Top 10 Juiciest Heavyweights
Nobody who reads this is unfamiliar with the concept of a MMA Top 10 ranking system. Everybody and their dog has a Top 10 in each division, more often than not based on recent wins and implied position on the UFC roster...
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Juiceboxing 101: Don't Insult Me, Bro
When Dana White announced the details behind Season 11 of The Ultimate Fighter , I barely noticed. I’m pretty sure I heard “middleweights” and something about Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz...
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Juiceboxing 101: Thiago Silva To Become the Next Axe Murderer
When Wanderlei Silva burst onto the Pride FC scene, it was unlike anything we’d ever seen. Despite a black belt in BJJ, Wanderlei was (and still is) a wild, vicious brawler that always ...
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Juiceboxing 101: My 2010 Un-Wishlist
With the New Year approaching, it seems everyone’s been writing out their MMA-related wishlists online. While I have many a dream myself, I thought I’d go the other route and write about things I really don’t want to see in 2010...
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Juiceboxing 101: 10 Ways Diego Sanchez Could've Beaten BJ Penn
UFC 107: Penn vs. Sanchez has come and gone. We all know how thoroughly UFC lightweight champion BJ Penn beat down Diego Sanchez, and most of us have gotten over it by now...
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Juiceboxing 101: Shane McMahon Took Over the UFC (Satire)
Juiceboxing 101 and BleacherReport.com have teamed up once again to provide the MMA community with the absolute juiciest in UFC rumors, previews and reviews...
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Juiceboxing 101: Memphis Will Be Laid to Waste
Welcome to another installment of Juiceboxing 101. This time, I'll be previewing UFC 107, and little else. Let's get juicy. UFC 107: Penn vs. Sanchez comes to you LIVE from the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn...
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Juiceboxing 101: Last Champ Standing
What does every ex-champion in UFC history have in common? They've all experienced the sting of defeat that comes with losing their belt...
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Juiceboxing 101: Know Your Juice
First, I want to thank everyone that read my first article last week. I must admit, it was a bit rushed, but I knew this site and countless others were about to be bombarded with Machida-Shogun fallout, so I finished it as quickly as possible...
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UFC 104: The Machida Error
I arrived at Hooters last night excited not only for the UFC 104 pay-per-view, but also with the knowledge that I’d be covering the event in some fashion for my first Bleacher Report article this morning...
