1. Peyton Manning Infers Pizza Business Is 'Good' in Colorado Due to Legalization

    In a recent sit-down with Sports Illustrated 's Peter King , Peyton Manning more or less admitted that Colorado’s decision to legalize marijuana has been a huge boon for his pizza stores...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 hours ago 351,249 reads 140 comments

  2. Gatorade Sends Derek Jeter off with 'Made in New York' Commercial

    Oh sweet, ineffable Jeter. What will giant, hulking sports brands do once your farewell tour comes to an end? Gatorade released a new commercial Thursday, paying homage to the New York Yankees captain and his final days in a Yankees uniform...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 hours ago 210,268 reads 71 comments

  3. NBA Teams Still Dropping Memes, Introduce 'NBADramas'

    Who’s ready for your weekly NBA meme roundup? That was weak, people. I need a roar. No? Alright, moving on...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 131,405 reads 102 comments

  4. Graph: Does Anyone Care About Your Fantasy Football Team?

    Does anyone give a hot, sweating damn about your fantasy football team? Short Answer: No. Longer answer: Kind of, but only in certain cases...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 79,213 reads 58 comments

  5. Did LeBron James Have His Hairline Fixed?

    Hold up. Wait. Stop the record, Dre. We need to talk about something crucially important to the social fabric—specifically, we need to discuss the state of the follicle union atop LeBron James ’ head...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 725,321 reads 384 comments

  6. Christian MMA Fight Ends in Painful, Double Hit-to-the-Groin KO

    If someone hammerfists you in the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. This could potentially be an axiom in the somewhat paradoxical world of Christian mixed martial ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 39,030 reads 32 comments

  7. Drake Now Wearing Marcus Mariota Jerseys at Concerts

    Oh, Drizzy. Where would we be without your revolving-door fanship of all things shiny and winning? Adding another front-runner to his stable of sporting allegiances, Drake walked out in two different Marcus Mariota jerseys at a concert on Saturday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 104,568 reads 239 comments

  8. Blake Griffin Showcases His Dramatic Side with 'Slam Poetry' Commercials

    Dunking basketballs and delivering lines—these are Blake Griffin ’s gifts. He was born to do these things...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 23,819 reads 23 comments

  9. Brandon Marshall Gives Jay Cutler a Victory Smooch After Beating 49ers

    The Chicago Bears had no business beating the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday night. Marc Trestman’s team came out flat as day-old seltzer at Levi’s Stadium, surrendering ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 34,804 reads 39 comments

  10. LSU Fans Topple over While Necking at Death Valley

    Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not envy or boast, but it will force its whisky breath upon you before taking you on a 50-50 rail slide down the stadium bleachers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 26,567 reads 23 comments

  11. Peyton Manning Rips into Julius Thomas During Chiefs Game

    Peyton Manning and Julius Thomas have developed one of the more explosive relationships in the National Football League...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 425,006 reads 315 comments

  12. Most Insane Stadium Foods Teams Are Afraid to Make

    Stadium food is the worst kind of gamble. For starters, the stakes are your health. The moment you spring for the Boomstick slathered in jug-cheese, you're essentially pushing yours and your loved ones' colons to the middle of the felt...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 27,111 reads 18 comments

  13. Baby Bear Waltzes with Flagstick, Steals Golfer's Ball

    Damn, nature. You're adorable. Unlike the ocean, which is a bastion of nightmares and unidentifiable death lobsters, the great outdoors offers opportunities for positive experiences in nature...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 104,017 reads 33 comments

  14. NBA Teams Get Bizarre with 'NBA Pokemon' Meme

    Once again, social media teams around the NBA are passing the idle time with Photoshop tinkering. This time, the subject matter is every 20-something's favorite childhood money drain game: Pokemon...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 64,118 reads 32 comments

  15. Mike Tyson Blasts Canadian Talk Show Host After Rob Ford Question

    You can do many things with Mike Tyson . You can chat about tigers, race pigeons across the Sierra Madre and trick him into pronouncing the word “thistle...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 702,678 reads 462 comments

  16. Golf Course Owned by Donald Trump Denies President Obama Labor Day Tee Time

    If President Obama wants a tee time, he gets one. Unless it’s a holiday weekend, in which case the nation’s country clubs are free to tell the commander in chief to pound sand...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 252,328 reads 26 comments

  17. Fox Sports' Katie Nolan Explains Why Boycotting the NFL Isn't the Answer

    From a PR standpoint, the NFL and its upper management are currently trudging through an unmitigated dung-blizzard of public scorn...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 11,590 reads 80 comments

  18. AHL Team Holds Open Tryouts for Team Mascot, Wonderful Awkwardness Ensues

    The American Hockey League is a lawless place. Teams churn out ugly jerseys by the bushel and have been known to rack up more penalty minutes in one game than points in a season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 58,549 reads 40 comments

  19. Cleveland Browns Auctioning off All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Dinner with O-Line

    Are you an NFL fan? Have you ever wanted to gorge yourself like it’s your professional responsibility to do so? If so, step right up and place your bid on a chance to dine with the Cleveland Browns offensive line this fall...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 16,751 reads 15 comments

  20. Toronto Pitcher Marcus Stroman Enters Bullet Time, Deflects Liner for Easy Out

    Marcus Stroman was nearly decapitated Monday. At the very least, the Blue Jays pitcher could’ ve found himself picking Chiclets out of the dirt after a vicious comebacker zipped back toward the mound...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 9,648 reads 8 comments

  21. DeAndre Jordan, Snoop Dogg and Terrell Owens Tear Up Charity Football Game

    Charity football games are a fine excuse to goof around, raise money and utterly humiliate those foolish enough to guard you on a go route. The stars were out in full force for “Athletes vs...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 167,264 reads 43 comments

  22. Chris Pratt Botches First Pitch and 'Take Me out to the Ballgame' at Cubs Game

    Chris Pratt can do no wrong. Much like Jennifer Lawrence or the Pope, Pratt is an infallible being incapable of ruining anything. He is quirky, yet relatable and charming. He gets a free pass all the time, every time...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 9,111 reads 6 comments

  23. Antonio Brown's Karate Kick on Spencer Lanning Fires Up Internet Meme Mill

    If you kick someone in the mouth at a Sam’s Club, you’re probably going to jail. You’re also probably no longer in the club...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 162,185 reads 86 comments

  24. New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Celebrates Chris Ivory TD with Dancing Hug

    For a number of reasons, not losing to the Oakland Raiders is a special moment in a football coach’s life. First off, you didn't lose to the Raiders...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 7,058 reads 15 comments

  25. Maryland Terrapins Transform Mascot into Muscle-Bound Monster in New Team Video

    Call NATO, scramble the Blue Angels, and get the Justice League on the horn. Actually, don’t call NATO...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 63,634 reads 57 comments