1. Jumpmen and Mud Hugs: Meet the Social Media Pros Dunking All over NBA Twitter

    DeMarcus Cousins is covered in mud. Just slathered in it. The Sacramento Kings center is standing on the edge of the Dead Sea, glistening like a waxed Sprinter van as the sun beats down overhead...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 61,884 reads 43 comments

  2. Samaki Walker Opens Up About Time Kobe Bryant Punched Him in the Face over $100

    It didn't take much for young Kobe Bryant to give you the mitts. Standing in stark contrast to the poem-penning, sensei-meditating-amid-the-bamboo aura of Vino Bryant , the younger, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 157,028 reads 40 comments

  3. Mississippi State HC Dan Mullen Accidentally Tweets Recruiting DMs

    It's peak crootin' season in college football: Do you know where your high school's star player is? He could be the subject of Dan Mullen 's DMs, which became a matter of public ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 100,961 reads 32 comments

  4. Jim Harbaugh Dons Sweatpants, Sleeps Over at Recruit's House

    Who's up for some Harbaugh and chill? First off: Relax. It's not like that . "Harbaugh and chill" is totally innocuous...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 287,397 reads 100 comments

  5. Steve Kerr Nails Underhanded Half-Court Shot Because of Course He Did

    Steve Kerr was a career 45.4 percent three-point shooter during his 15-year NBA career. He learned a lot about the art of draining long-range shots in that time, and he applied ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 32,732 reads 62 comments

  6. Junior Hockey Ref Punches Player, Gets Tackled by Team Trainer in Giant Brawl

    A brawl at a Canadian hockey game ended in an ugly scene when a referee entangled in the fight took a swing at one of the players involved...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 24,116 reads 68 comments

  7. Roman Harper Says He Cracked His Helmet Trying to Bring Down Marshawn Lynch

    Marshawn Lynch and the current state of Beast Mode have produced a lot of questions this season. The Seattle Seahawks running back missed nine games this season due to hamstring ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 135,659 reads 95 comments

  8. The Denver Broncos Dance on Snoop Dogg's Ashes After Playoff Win

    Snoop Dogg is one of the more prolific jersey wearers of our time. If you give him a jersey, he will wear it , because Snoop Dogg's favorite team is usually whoever he happens to be partying with at that exact moment in time...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 100,258 reads 110 comments

  9. Cam Newton Says His 100 Percent 'Organic' Hands Deserve to Be on Hands Team

    Responsibly sourced, locally grown, sustainable hands—you just don't see them much anymore. Most NFL players wear gloves sprayed with chemicals for added tack. Cam Newton doesn't play that, however...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 months ago 25,189 reads 9 comments

  10. Surly Bill Belichick Doesn't Want to 'Xerox' Game Plan for Kansas City Chiefs

    Bill Belichick doesn't want to talk about his eye. He doesn't want to talk about strategy or his personnel decisions or why Chandler Jones wound up at the hospital after reportedly getting gone off the K2 on Sunday night, either...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 46,195 reads 99 comments

  11. Bartolo Colon More Likely to Hit Inside-the-Park HR Before You Win Powerball

    You are not going to win the Powerball lottery. Somebody will, but that person will not be you. And that's OK. Because winning the $1...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 30,346 reads 38 comments

  12. Alabama's Derrick Henry Was Feeling All Sorts of Ways During CFP Championship

    Derrick Henry might've had the most forgettable 158-yard, three-touchdown game in the history of organized football on Monday night. That's not a knock on Henry...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 49,326 reads 39 comments

  13. Robert Griffin III Leaves Behind Note After Cleaning Out Locker at FedEx Field

    In all likelihood, Robert Griffin III is done with the Washington Redskins. With Washington's season ending after Sunday night's 35-18 loss to the Green Bay Packers, and with NFL ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 732,851 reads 129 comments

  14. NSIC Suspends Referees After Technical Foul Call Ruins Insane Game-Winner

    The Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference has suspended three referees who had a hand in wiping away a last-second win by the University of Sioux Falls women's basketball team against Winona State on Friday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 170,074 reads 20 comments

  15. Nick Young's Son Plays 1st Organized Basketball Game, Promptly Gets Buckets

    Being Nick Young's child seems like a cushy gig. You get a cool haircut. Your dad only gets mad at marine mammals . You're not named "Chosen," so your chance at happiness isn't immediately snuffed from the get-go...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 35,983 reads 14 comments

  16. Mock Documentary Chases Down Knicks Fans Who Booed Kristaps Porzingis at Draft

    A lot of people booed when the New York Knicks took Kristaps Porzingis with the fourth overall pick of the 2015 NBA draft...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 28,024 reads 15 comments

  17. Report: Johnny Manziel Used Wig and Fake Mustache While Partying in Las Vegas

    Were you on the strip in Las Vegas on Saturday night? Did you see anything suspicious? Say, a guy who looked like Johnny Manziel if Johnny Manziel pasted on a mustache ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 1,018,536 reads 368 comments

  18. The 15 Greatest Rap Sports References of 2015

    A lot happened in hip-hop in 2015. Meek Mill passed away . Kendrick Lamar dropped his magnum opus. DJ Khaled got lost at sea and filmed the closest thing post-millennials will ever have to their own Cast Away ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 18,031 reads 68 comments

  19. Russell Westbrook Says He's Cooling It with Technicals, Kevin Durant Disagrees

    Russell Westbrook is mostly anger. I mean that in a good, natural way—like how the normal human body is mostly water...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 64,878 reads 83 comments

  20. Boban Marjanovic's Giant Paws Will Make Your Hands Look Like a Child's

    I can't find any physical specs for Andrew Monaco, but I can tell you this: He is a grown man. And as a grown man, the San Antonio Spurs sideline reporter probably becomes very aware ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 125,917 reads 88 comments

  21. Antonio Brown Takes HS Football Players to See 'Concussion' Movie

    Concussion might be a good movie. Or it could be trash. You can decide that for yourself when it debuts in theaters on December 25...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 31,090 reads 21 comments

  22. Jaromir Jagr Gets Teeth Knocked Out by High Stick, Asks Santa for Replacements

    If you play hockey for several millennia like Jaromir Jagr has, you're inevitably going to lose some chiclets ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 20,347 reads 27 comments

  23. Blackhawks Release Christmas Yule Log Video Complete with Lightsaber Dueling

    If you're one of the many people around the world with more Wi -Fi than fireplaces, you'll know that the Yule log video, as a genre, is in the tail end of its golden age...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 5,164 reads 9 comments

  24. City of Beijing Builds Museum Dedicated Entirely to the Life of Stephon Marbury

    We've all gone through some hard times, haven't we? Periods of depression, dark days where the world seems to conspire against us and our phone battery dies before lunch...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 52,692 reads 64 comments

  25. The Atlanta Hawks Slimed Justin Holiday to Promote Their Nickelodeon '90s Night

    The '90s were a good time. All the major highways had Rollerblade lanes. Children's toys were just heavy metal chips you threw at your friends' shins. And the television—you can't forget about the television...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 months ago 7,284 reads 7 comments