1. Pharrell and His Goofy Hat Are Featured in 'NBA 2K15'

    Pharrell has scanned himself into your game, NBA 2K fans. And there’s nothing you can do about it...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 33,213 reads 42 comments

  2. San Diego Chargers' Eddie Royal Dwarfed by King Dunlap in Ridiculous Photo

    Perspective is a funny thing. Photographers can capture absurd photographs by playing with the depth and angle of their subjects. Something in the background appears small, while something up close looks massive...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 231,031 reads 57 comments

  3. Dodgers Fan and Giants Fan Pour Beer on Each Other During Kiss Cam Moment

    Two fans attending Tuesday night’s game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants decided to explore the space with a “Kiss Cam” moment and spill rich, liquid hops all over each other’s heads...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 121,634 reads 66 comments

  4. Jacksonville Jaguars Send Letter Asking Fans to Sit Down at Games

    Hey, Jacksonville Jaguars fans. How about you stop being all boisterous and vertical for one minute and let the rest of the real fans enjoy the game? The Jaguars relayed these ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 147,172 reads 243 comments

  5. Eagles Cartoons Show Fans How to Raise Kids, Promote Defecating on Cowboys Logo

    If you don’t scream in your child’s face or feed them their daily, cheese-covered meat hoagie , you’re not raising them to be a proper Philadelphia Eagles fan...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 70,919 reads 192 comments

  6. Geno Smith Utterly Destroyed a Man on the Sidelines During 'MNF'

    Standing on the sidelines of a football game is a bit like waiting on a corner where cars and buses routinely run off the road...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 34,257 reads 24 comments

  7. Angry Fantasy Owners Mistake Broncos LB for Chicago's Brandon Marshall

    At its best, Twitter is the bleeding edge of news—a place where you can find raw information on world events hours before it's broadcast on television...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 125,570 reads 83 comments

  8. Philadelphia Eagles Fans Destroy DeSean Jackson Jerseys for Some Reason

    Philadelphia Eagles fans do not understand when or where to destroy jerseys—or rather, a cross section of their number seem to have mistaken a guy who was fired without cause for someone who purposefully abandoned ship...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 33,873 reads 27 comments

  9. Lance Stephenson Releases Music Video for 'Hot N***a' Track

    Lance Stephenson dropped a rap remix titled “Hot N***a” in August. It wasn’t the best of raps; it wasn’t the worst of raps...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 123,750 reads 19 comments

  10. Derek Jeter Denies Gift Basket Rumors

    After 20 years in the league, Derek Jeter appears to be loosening up. The New York Yankees captain is walking among the people , visiting bars he didn’t know existed ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 165,505 reads 48 comments

  11. Cleveland Cavaliers Lift Ban on Court-Storming LeBron James Fan

    The Cleveland Cavaliers are learning to forgive. Months after extending an olive branch and welcoming LeBron James back into the fold, Cavaliers upper management is rescinding the ban levied on court-rusher/LeBron superfan James Blair...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 137,731 reads 65 comments

  12. Mike Tyson Stops to Help Wrecked Motorist

    You're whipping down the freeway on a low-slung street bike. It's unclear how fast you're going, but you're not going slow. A giant yellow blur suddenly crosses your vision, and you're airborne, flipping end over end on the asphalt...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 71,679 reads 50 comments

  13. University of Tennessee Admits 19 Freshmen with Peyton Manning Namesakes

    Peyton Manning is old . Sure, he’s not Methuselah-brewing-bathtub-gin old, but the fact that 19 freshmen named in his honor just began taking classes this fall at the University ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 68,287 reads 23 comments

  14. Man Interrupts Roger Goodell Press Conference on NFL's Shortcomings

    UPDATE: September 19 at 4:56 p.m. ET. We finally have a full, non-grainy video of Benjy Bronk's shenanigans at Roger Goodell's press conference, courtesy of YouTube uploader Dr...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 379,497 reads 273 comments

  15. Waka Flocka Flame Fails to Dunk, Hits the Pavement

    This is a simple tale about a rapper who flew too close to the sun (or moon), melted and then fell in a heap on unforgiving concrete...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 68,070 reads 34 comments

  16. Devin Hester and Deion Sanders Share Emotional Moment During TNF Postgame Show

    Devin Hester made history on Thursday night, returning a punt against the hapless Tampa Bay Buccaneers and breaking Deion Sanders’ record (19) for all-time return touchdowns...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 158,407 reads 112 comments

  17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Center Snaps Ball into His Butt, Coins the 'Butt Snap'

    There are bad losses , and there is what happened to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Thursday night, which was less a resounding defeat than a gross monument to the possibilities of football in its lowest form...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 25,681 reads 18 comments

  18. Peyton Manning Implies Pizza Business Is 'Good' in Colorado Due to Legalization

    In a recent sit-down with Sports Illustrated 's Peter King , Peyton Manning more or less admitted that Colorado’s decision to legalize marijuana has been a huge boon for his pizza stores...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 464,921 reads 157 comments

  19. Gatorade Sends Off Derek Jeter with 'Made in New York' Commercial

    UPDATE: September 19 at 12:06 p.m. ET Chris Carlin, host of SportsNet NY's Loud Mouths, spoke out against Gatorade's "Made in New York" spot after the commercial took on viral status Thursday morning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 273,488 reads 75 comments

  20. NBA Teams Still Dropping Memes, Introduce 'NBADramas'

    Who’s ready for your weekly NBA meme roundup? That was weak, people. I need a roar. No? Alright, moving on...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 143,970 reads 105 comments

  21. Graph: Does Anyone Care About Your Fantasy Football Team?

    Does anyone give a hot, sweating damn about your fantasy football team? Short Answer: No. Longer answer: Kind of, but only in certain cases...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 81,145 reads 58 comments

  22. Did LeBron James Have His Hairline Fixed?

    UPDATE: Monday at 11:37 p.m. Remember all that new hair that seemingly sprouted overnight atop LeBron James ' head? Well, it appears to have fled the building...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 1,294,075 reads 563 comments

  23. Christian MMA Fight Ends in Painful, Double Hit-to-the-Groin KO

    If someone hammerfists you in the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. This could potentially be an axiom in the somewhat paradoxical world of Christian mixed martial ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 39,779 reads 32 comments

  24. Drake Now Wearing Marcus Mariota Jerseys at Concerts

    Oh, Drizzy. Where would we be without your revolving-door fanship of all things shiny and winning? Adding another front-runner to his stable of sporting allegiances, Drake walked out in two different Marcus Mariota jerseys at a concert on Saturday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 106,431 reads 239 comments

  25. Blake Griffin Showcases His Dramatic Side with 'Slam Poetry' Commercials

    Dunking basketballs and delivering lines—these are Blake Griffin ’s gifts. He was born to do these things...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 24,669 reads 24 comments