1. Jim Harbaugh Won a Game of Laser Tag by Systematically Hunting a 10-Year-Old

    Jim Harbaugh knows the world is a hard, cruel place. The weak perish, the strong survive, and all life forms bow before Darwin’s immitigable statutes as they squirm to stave off extinction...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 114,891 reads 77 comments

  2. Darko Milicic Disqualified from 1st Kickboxing Match After Gashing Shin

    After bottoming out and leaving the league, former NBA superbust Darko Milicic opted to seek redemption as a professional kickboxer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 230,584 reads 109 comments

  3. Shaquille O'Neal and 'Inside the NBA' Cast 'Freestyle' with Nicki Minaj

    There is freestyling, and there is whatever Grant Hill did on Inside the NBA . Hill, along with Shaquille O'Neal , Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson and guest Nicki Minaj, engaged in a bit of floetry Thursday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 187,677 reads 81 comments

  4. Duke's Jahlil Okafor Shows off Passing and Post Moves in Win over UConn

    Jahlil Okafor didn ’t destroy UConn Thursday night. He picked them apart. Duke’s lottery-bound freshman had a night that would bring a single joyous tear to Phil ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 49,822 reads 78 comments

  5. Former New Mexico State Player Posterizes Defender in Eurocup Game

    Bandja Sy came to America, played college basketball and is now back in his native France, destroying lives one dunk at time. The former New Mexico State forward is currently playing pro ball for France's SLUC Nancy squad...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 13,105 reads 4 comments

  6. Drake Mixes Up Donald Sterling and Adam Silver During 'Drake Night' in Toronto

    "Drake Night" is a fixture in Toronto, an evening when the Raptors hand the Air Canada Centre keys over to Drake as a way of thanking him for his unending service as the franchise's "global brand ambassador...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 54,907 reads 70 comments

  7. Rob Gronkowski Guest Stars on 'Top Chef,' Demands Polish Sausage

    Rob Gronkowski and his favorite sausage will be beamed into living rooms across the nation Wednesday courtesy of Bravo TV...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 246,827 reads 11 comments

  8. Troy Aikman Says He Nearly Came Out of Retirement to Play for the Eagles

    Troy Aikman is the opposite of Philadelphia. He's coiffed, measured and was the bane of Eagles fans' playoff hopes in the early '90s. If Philadelphia is a brown bag on the stoop, Aikman is a yellow lab fetching a Crate and Barrel catalogue...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 60,529 reads 66 comments

  9. Dick Vitale Dubs Himself 'Disco Dick' After Dancing with Shockers Cheerleaders

    He is Disco Dick. His arsenal of moves is unfathomable. Dick Vitale slipped into his hip-swinging alter ego Tuesday night while dancing with Wichita State Shockers cheerleaders...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 17,564 reads 31 comments

  10. Jets Owner Woody Johnson Apologizes After 'Favoriting' Anti-John Idzik Tweet

    The "Fire John Idzik " movement appeared to reach its high-water mark Monday before an apology snuffed out its hopes...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 66,041 reads 77 comments

  11. Mike Johnston Says Swollen-Faced Sidney Crosby Does Not Have Mumps

    Something is wrong with Sidney Crosby 's face. The Pittsburgh Penguins captain missed practice Thursday due to illness, and reporters covering Friday's workouts noticed a slight ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 103,857 reads 35 comments

  12. HS Girls Basketball Team Breaks 84-Game Skid with 3 Eligible Players on Court

    Your team has not suffered like the Climax-Fisher Knights. No matter how Raider-y or 76ers-esque your program is, it has not endured their unique brand of pain...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 162,534 reads 73 comments

  13. Oregon OC Scott Frost Tells Story About Marcus Mariota and 'Fat Women'

    Oregon offensive coordinator Scott Frost received a nomination for the 2014 Frank Broyles Award—an honor given out to the top assistant coach in college football every year...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 66,862 reads 48 comments

  14. Man Allegedly Steals $1.5 Million Worth of Nike LeBron 12 Shoes

    A Memphis man appeared in court Monday nearly a month after jacking a large shipment of then-unreleased Nike LeBron 12 shoes. The haul, according to ESPN.com's Darren Rovell , included 7,500 pairs of shoes with a total estimated retail value of $1..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 174,550 reads 117 comments

  15. NFL Ugly Christmas Sweaters Are Exactly as Advertised

    The holiday season is here, meaning every person you’ ve encountered in the span of your lifetime is having an ugly-sweater party this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 126,063 reads 34 comments

  16. Someone Save America's Youth from These Ugly, Seattle Seahawks-Inspired Uniforms

    A thin line exists between fashion-forward and reckless. These Seattle Seahawks -inspired uniforms crossed over into reckless and kept on going. NextImpulseSports...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 136,629 reads 239 comments

  17. Tom Brady Is in 'UGG Heaven,' Which Is Like Purgatory but Furrier

    Tom Brady ’s social media team is doing its thing again, this time uploading a photo of the New England Patriots quarterback practically swimming in sheepskin footwear...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 69,825 reads 59 comments

  18. Jon Lester Calmly Responds to Angry Red Sox Fans over Twitter After Joining Cubs

    Jon Lester signed with the Chicago Cubs on Tuesday night, marking the first of many big moves to come as MLB teams work through the winter meetings...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 153,324 reads 238 comments

  19. 76ers Overreacting to Kyle Korver Proves the Team Is Technically Trying to Win

    There’s good and bad news for Philadelphia 76ers fans after Wednesday night’s 95-79 loss to the Atlanta Hawks ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 43,323 reads 28 comments

  20. Cleveland Media Sends Little Person to Cover Marvin Lewis Press Conference

    Two days after referring to Johnny Manziel as a "midget" during a Cincinnati sports radio interview, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis found himself face-to-face with an actual little person...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 133,410 reads 138 comments

  21. Yasiel Puig Celebrates 24th Birthday with DJ Khaled and Others at Miami Club

    Yasiel Puig celebrated his 24th birthday in style over the weekend. Like any Puig affair, he christened the moment with a quiet night out, hitting up a Miami nightclub alongside several hip-hop moguls and rap stars...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 34,926 reads 43 comments

  22. Indianapolis Colts Mascot Demolishes Children at 'Mascot Challenge'

    Fans at TCF Bank Stadium were treated to a show of complete sideline-to-sideline domination during Sunday's New York Jets - Minnesota Vikings game...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 120,039 reads 51 comments

  23. Indiana-Louisville Recap: Battling the Bullies

    “Relentless” is the word of the week. Coaches and pundits tossed the term around like wedding rice before Indiana’s showdown with Louisville at the Jimmy ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 2,232 reads 3 comments

  24. Meet 'Headis': A Ridiculous Table Sport from Germany

    It’s part table tennis, part soccer and it’s probably going to take over the beercade in the hip part of town...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 115,310 reads 33 comments

  25. 'Sports Illustrated' Story Reveals Absurd Details About Madison Bumgarner's Life

    Imagine if Mark Twain and Grantland Rice drank rye by a bonfire all night and attempted to come up with an American folk hero for the modern sports era...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 70,220 reads 51 comments