1. A Look Back in Time at Stephen Curry's Brief Rapping Career at Davidson

    About six years ago, in the midst of working out for NBA teams ahead of the draft, Stephen Curry decided to dedicate himself to one of the most ambitious undertakings of his young life...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 141,177 reads 97 comments

  2. Throwback: Bryce Harper and Joey Gallo Make for a Terrifying Little League Team

    Joey Gallo kicked in Major League Baseball's door on Tuesday night, chalking up four RBI and a home run against the Chicago White Sox in his MLB debut...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 200,629 reads 86 comments

  3. Mark Sanchez Snatches Phone While Singing Backstreet Boys Karaoke

    Mark Sanchez , savior of Philadelphia football and part-time pretend lifeguard, is many things. The Sanchize is a man of the people as well as an enjoyer of Philly ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 25,253 reads 25 comments

  4. Josh Donaldson Barehands Chopper, Throws Danny Espinosa Out at First

    The Toronto Blue Jays and Washington Nationals locked horns in a low-scoring matchup Tuesday afternoon. Virtually no one got on base, partially due to Josh Donaldson doing his best Nightcrawler routine out there...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 8,017 reads 3 comments

  5. Cleveland Browns Sign 9-Year-Old Make-a-Wish Recipient to 1-Day Contract

    The Cleveland Browns ' latest free-agency pickup arrived at the team's practice facility in style Tuesday morning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 11,378 reads 26 comments

  6. Alex Rodriguez Limbers Up at 1st Base with Aerobics and Key Adjustments

    The New York Yankees spanked the Seattle Mariners 7-2 Monday night, thanks largely to a nuclear meltdown by Felix Hernandez...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 16,157 reads 17 comments

  7. Rob Gronkowski and Others Star in Ridiculous BodyArmor Sports Drink Commercial

    The modern sports drink commercial blueprint is pretty simple. You take [insert A-list athlete here], put him or her inside a gym that's literally burning to the ground and have ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 108,809 reads 88 comments

  8. True Tales from a Water Bottle: My Dangerous Day with Johnny Football

    SATIRE — The last thing I remember is the spiral. And the house music. Oh God, the house music ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 140,863 reads 248 comments

  9. Rafael Nadal Rocking $775K Watch While Playing at the French Open

    Rafael Nadal is an exceedingly finicky person. The Spanish tennis pro needs everything just so, from his pre-serve approach to his water bottle's general alignment with the heavenly spheres...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 486,499 reads 80 comments

  10. Devon and Leah Still Will Be Honored with Jimmy V Award at 2015 ESPYs

    Nearly a year after doctors diagnosed her with cancer, Leah Still and her father, Devon, will be honored with the Jimmy V Perseverance Award at the 2015 ESPYs in July...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 17,080 reads 13 comments

  11. Knicks Fans React to Team Releasing Andrea Bargnani Highlight Tape

    Like a final kick to their collectively fetal-curled fanbase, the New York Knicks released an Andrea Bargnani 2014-15 highlight tape Monday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 227,628 reads 249 comments

  12. Bartolo Colon Hits RBI Double, Helps Mets to 4-3 Win over Marlins

    The New York Mets stopped a two-game skid against the Miami Marlins on Sunday, largely due to Bartolo Colon , who donned his cape and saved the day with an RBI double...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 15,062 reads 37 comments

  13. The Internet Reacts to Sepp Blatter Winning a 5th Term as FIFA President

    Sepp Blatter, FIFA grand overseer and real-life James Bond villain, won his fifth consecutive term as FIFA president on Friday, largely due to the fact that autocrats don't lose elections...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 68,763 reads 158 comments

  14. Russian Strongman Breaks World Record by Pulling a Friggin' House over 9 Feet

    It might be a shell of a house. It's probably unfurnished, just walls and windows. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a friggin' house, and Elbrus "The Human Tank" Nigmatullin set a world record by pulling it along on an elevated track...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 48,000 reads 35 comments

  15. And Here's Stephen Curry in a Bucket Hat Riding a Miniature Horse

    Every once in a while you stumble on pure, uncut Internet ambrosia. It could be a Vine of a guy crossing up a toddler or a YouTube video of a woman explaining how the smoke got her and she already has bronchitis...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 42,524 reads 86 comments

  16. A Fed Up Bob Ley Tears Up FIFA Agenda During Bogus Election Proceedings

    FIFA looks to be about as crooked as a croissant, and today, before the eyes of a historically watchful international audience, the organization seems to be putting on a corrupt internal election to match...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 127,352 reads 110 comments

  17. Report: WWE's Sheamus to Play Role of Rocksteady in 'TMNT 2'

    It’s not entirely official, but WWE ’s Sheamus appears to be pretty much locked in to play Rocksteady in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. The Daily Mail ’s Chelsea White (h/t IGN ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 33,037 reads 32 comments

  18. Let's Look at This Cute Baseball Baby Staying Warm at the Giants Game

    Baseball babies are probably the gnarliest babies. Not that there's anything inherently better about baseball, but babies at baseball games so often seem to unwittingly find themselves in wild situations...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 14,544 reads 13 comments

  19. Internet Reacts to Adrian Peterson's Twitter Rant About Contract with Vikings

    Thursday afternoon, Adrian Peterson went on a nearly hourlong Twitter rant about his ongoing contract battle with the Minnesota Vikings, who aren't feeling especially generous with the admitted child-abuser ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 332,229 reads 634 comments

  20. Victor Oladipo Visits School, Wants to Found Hoops Camp for Hearing Impaired

    Victor Oladipo is about as solid an ambassador of the game of basketball as can be found today. The Orlando Magic guard has a special talent for winning over a crowd, and his ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 1,077 reads 3 comments

  21. President Obama Praises J.R. Smith, Acknowledges LeBron James and Stephen Curry

    Where are you right now? Take a look around. Smell the air. Soak in the details and etch them forever in the papyrus walls of your mind's eye. Because today is a day of days...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 72,974 reads 18 comments

  22. Geno Smith and Brandon Marshall Are Rooming Together to Build Chemistry

    The New York Jets did a wise thing in March and brought in wide receiver Brandon Marshall in the hopes of kick-starting an offense that spent most of last season writhing on the ground and hawking up turnovers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 52,837 reads 41 comments

  23. Dwight Howard Says He's 'Still a Champion' After Losing Game 5 to Warriors

    The Houston Rockets finally shuffled their way out of the postseason Wednesday night. The team's Game 5 loss to the Golden State Warriors was expected if not inevitable, and a long-building ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 215,878 reads 898 comments

  24. Mike Francesa Spends 40 Seconds of Live Airtime Scrolling His Phone and Humming

    I'm still trying to figure out what melody Mike Francesa is humming here. Whatever it was, the WFAN host/pope used it to serenade listeners while scrolling his phone for roughly 40 seconds of live broadcasting Tuesday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 9,604 reads 25 comments

  25. Nick Saban Says He Caught a 6-Foot, 180-Pound Tarpon While Fishing in Florida

    To hear him tell it, Nick Saban landed a huge, non-metaphorical catch for the great state of Alabama this week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 106,266 reads 56 comments