1. 7-Year-Old Catches Touchdown from Colin Kaepernick, Celebrates in Style

    Jabari Taylor is in grade school, but he’s celebrating touchdowns at a professional level. The seven-year-old baller showcased a mean pelvic-stir after catching a pass from Colin Kaepernick this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 25,823 reads 25 comments

  2. Smooth Kid Gives Souvenir Ball to Young Girl at Toronto Blue Jays Game

    Just when you thought chivalry was dead and rotting in a shallow grave, a grade-school hero resurrects the code...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 88,548 reads 103 comments

  3. People Try to Pronounce World Cup Names That Are Actually Nic Cage Movie Titles

    Did you see Kahn Eyre’s strike against Algeria? Totally froze the keeper. He might be the brightest young star on this Belgium team. If you’re confused right now, you should be...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 2,148 reads 2 comments

  4. Boris Diaw Crashes Bachelorette Party, Kisses the Bride-to-Be

    Well hello, ladies. Might Boris Diaw interest you in a French kiss? In a wonderful, stranger-than-fiction turn of events, it would appear the San Antonio Spurs power forward ended up in the middle of a bachelorette party this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 231,956 reads 111 comments

  5. Marshawn Lynch Hits the Links for Charity, Doesn't Want to Talk Football, Boss

    Picture Charles Barkley with less hesitation—that’s Marshawn Lynch ’s golf swing. Seahawks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 13,782 reads 18 comments

  6. Phillie Phanatic Shoots Pig Mascot with Mach-Speed Hot Dog

    Dollar Dog Night at Citizens Bank Park nearly turned into an episode of The Wire on Monday when the Phillie Phanatic pumped a high-caliber hot dog into some poor sap in a pig costume...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 46,597 reads 21 comments

  7. Tim Kurkjian Gets Destroyed in the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race

    It wasn't even close. At all. ESPN baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian was thoroughly embarrassed Monday night after deciding against his better judgment to participate in the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race ( click here for video)...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 12,496 reads 7 comments

  8. Erin Andrews, Las Vegas Partiers Drink from the Stanley Cup

    The Los Angeles Kings are making the rounds with Lord Stanley this summer, and, as usual, the priceless trophy is popping up all over the nation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 127,682 reads 102 comments

  9. Awful Internet Trolls Attack Joel Embiid over Tweet During USMNT-Portugal Game

    I’ll admit it: I wanted the U.S. to beat Portugal more than I’ ve wanted anything in a while. Watching Clint Dempsey and Co...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 4,784 reads 21 comments

  10. Adrien Broner Wrecks Scooter on Streets of Miami, Crashes into Parked Car

    Adrien Broner is many things, but a competent scooter driver ( scooterer ?) he is not. TMZ reports the three-time world champion boxer was cruising down the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 54,808 reads 53 comments

  11. LeBron James' Wife Posts Image of Ohio to Instagram, Jumpstarts Cleveland Rumors

    No matter what certain Ohio residents think of LeBron James , he has always loved the Buckeye State. Every offseason, the Miami Heat star and his family return to their home in Akron, Ohio, to spend the summer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 293,579 reads 518 comments

  12. ESPN Debuts New, Ridiculously Futuristic 'SportsCenter' Set

    Do not adjust your television. ESPN is not broadcasting from the bridge of the Starship Enterprise; it only looks that way...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 53,927 reads 82 comments

  13. Jabari Parker Visits Recovering Joel Embiid, Brings Oreos

    Medication can dull the pain, but pills and prescriptions only do so much. At some point in every recovery, your body needs Oreos—a fact Jabari Parker proved this weekend ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 136,866 reads 178 comments

  14. Rip Hamilton Says He's Heading to Brazil to Give Clint Dempsey a Facemask

    Ah, the facemask—the perfect marriage of form, function and plastic. It’s like a blister pack for your head. While most athletes find facemasks uncomfortable and limiting, Richard "Rip" Hamilton swears by them...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 56,401 reads 15 comments

  15. For the Win: The Coolest Stuff of the Week

    "U-S-A! U-S-A! [smacks "Take a Penny" tray onto floor] Take that , commie coins!" Oh, sorry. I'm still reveling in American futbol excellence, which, for the moment, is second to none in my delusional, glory-drunk mind...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 28,445 reads 13 comments

  16. National Teams Instituting Sexual Conduct Rules During 2014 World Cup

    "There will be no sex in Brazil." These are the words of Bosnia-Herzegovina manager Safet Susic, whose team is one of several international sides instituting sex-related rules for their players during the 2014 World Cup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 135,845 reads 62 comments

  17. Sony Compels FIFA to Ban Beats by Dre Headphones at 2014 World Cup

    If you didn’t have enough reasons to hate FIFA already, the international governing body of soccer has bowed to the demands of its corporate sponsors and banned players from wearing Beats By Dre headphones during the World Cup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 75,693 reads 193 comments

  18. 2014 World Cup Doppelgangers

    Put any expectation you once had about this World Cup to the torch. "We know nothing, Jon Snow" is the only attitude we can safely harbor toward the insanity that is currently occurring on pitches across Brazil...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 95,346 reads 71 comments

  19. Jimmy Fallon Introduces America to USMNT, Takes No Prisoners

    Following up on the United States' World Cup victory over Ghana on Monday, Jimmy Fallon put together a segment for all the casual American soccer fans out there looking for more information on the U...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 19,115 reads 18 comments

  20. HS Student Trolls LeBron James with Cramp Moment During Graduation Ceremony

    There’s always one in every class. Every group of seniors has “that guy”—the kid who lives to clown in front of the assembled masses of his peers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 65,336 reads 76 comments

  21. CFL QB Throws Pass Through 3 Falling Tires in New Reebok Commercial

    Is Mike Reilly a magician or just a sniper with the football? It’s difficult to say. The Edmonton Eskimos quarterback remains adamant that he pulled off a ridiculous trick shot in a new Reebok commercial...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 38,657 reads 53 comments

  22. Robo Messi Invades 2014 World Cup, Is Likely Working for SkyNet

    He smiles and gestures. He can even wiggle his nose. Robo Messi seems harmless enough, which is why he’s probably the leading edge of a SkyNet takeover...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 24,235 reads 21 comments

  23. Travel Agent Sends World Cup Travelers to El Salvador Instead of Brazil

    It sounds like the plot of a National Lampoon’s movie, but two newlyweds from Australia were actually sent to the wrong country on their way to watch World Cup action in Brazil...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 15,360 reads 15 comments

  24. John Brooks Dubbed 'Johnny Futbol' After World Cup Game-Winner Against Ghana

    If there's one thing both John Brooks and Johnny Manziel know, it's that there's no quicker way to America's heart than by winning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 18,490 reads 14 comments

  25. Russell Wilson Congratulates 'Cliff Dempsey' After USMNT Win over Ghana

    Russell Wilson is a smart guy, but he may not be the biggest soccer fan you know. The Seattle Seahawks quarterback made a valiant attempt at congratulating the U.S...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 37,218 reads 81 comments