1. Jimmy Fallon Scared by Foul Tip at Yankees Game, Loses Hat

    Jimmy Fallon is a Yankees fan. Sure, he grew up rooting for the New York Mets , because his dad worked for IBM and received tickets for games...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 164,467 reads 69 comments

  2. Local Cubs TV Broadcast Features All Sorts of Bad Graphic Errors

    The Chicago Cubs are having a rough start to the 2015 season, guys. Thus far, they've applied the "Put a Bird on It" philosophy in masking unmet deadlines , converted the upper ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 44,282 reads 54 comments

  3. Artist Recreates Hip-Hop Album Covers with Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant and More

    Reimagining athletes as rappers is a lot of fun. Trust me . I’ve spent way too much time on it. But my amateurish attempts at Photoshop are blown to chum by Jesse Nunez, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 155,542 reads 183 comments

  4. Kendall Gill Fondly Remembers Provoking Michael Jordan's Posterizing Wrath

    Of all the ways to measure the greatness of an athlete, the most telling might be when other players take pride in recounting how the great ones destroyed them on the field of play...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 136,059 reads 144 comments

  5. The J.R. Smith Renaissance Continues with Videobombing of Kyrie Irving Interview

    Like a peacock remembering how to fly, J.R. Smith has become J.R. Smith again in Cleveland. The former New York Knicks shooting guard is flourishing in his role as the Cavaliers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 94,797 reads 90 comments

  6. Rice Football Signs 7-Year-Old Leukemia Patient Ziggy Stovall-Redd

    The Rice University football program experienced an unexpected windfall Wednesday morning with the signing of 5-star recruit Fre’ derick “Ziggy” Stovall -Redd...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 10,123 reads 26 comments

  7. Behold, Prince Fielder Flopping to the Ground After Misjudging a Foul Pop-Up

    The Oakland Athletics pasted the Texas Rangers 10-0 on Wednesday night, breaking their spirit like a Bane knee. Oakland put on a hitting clinic against Ross Detwiler , tuning up the Rangers' new lefty for eight runs on nine hits over 4...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 46,705 reads 63 comments

  8. Tiger Woods' Daughter Putts for Dad at Masters Par-3 Competition

    Tiger Woods ’ campaign at the 2015 Masters is off to an absurdly adorable start. The 39-year-old pro entered the tournament’s par-three competition for the first time ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 1,459,790 reads 141 comments

  9. Morgantown Bans Patio Furniture Because WVU Students Keep Burning It All

    We need to talk, West Virginia University. You have some good things going for you, namely a football program that doesn't incite paralyzing depression and a beautiful college ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 26,434 reads 65 comments

  10. Shawne Merriman Says He Would Demolish CM Punk in the Most Painful Way Possible

    CM Punk ’s decision to leave the world of professional wrestling for mixed martial arts fighting has been met by many with a good deal of skepticism, and by “skepticism,” I mean wide-eyed contempt ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 134,230 reads 213 comments

  11. Po, Sweat and Tears: An Interview with the Sad Wisconsin Teletubby Fan

    "I didn't have shorts on under. I had jeans on, and a sweater underneath. I don't know how I survived." This was the pinnacle of Tyler Hartmann's Final Four experience—pouring ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 22,952 reads 23 comments

  12. President Obama Hits Game-Winner at Easter Egg Roll, Talks Trash to Paul Pierce

    The United States’ commander in chief may be a volume shooter , but he did manage to pull out a dagger against the Washington Wizards at the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 131,190 reads 240 comments

  13. Tony Romo Promised a Super Bowl Win If Jahlil Okafor Won National Championship

    Thanks to a previously agreed upon arrangement with Jahlil Okafor, Tony Romo is in a bit of a pickle. A longtime Duke basketball supporter, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback was ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 84,899 reads 142 comments

  14. Dirk Nowitzki Rode the Heck Out of a Horse on a Carousel for Some Reason

    Demonstrating that his nether regions remain bruised but unbroken , Dirk Nowitzki recently hopped on an indoor carousel and took one of his new equine friends for a passionate ride...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 7,692 reads 20 comments

  15. Damian Lillard Hits 2-Point Jumper, Ref Counts It as a Triple

    Off in New York , far away from the national championship pressure cooker of Lucas Oil Stadium, Monday night’s lone NBA game took place between the Brooklyn Nets and Portland Trail Blazers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 64,929 reads 69 comments

  16. Today We Are All Sad Wisconsin Teletubby Fan

    As someone who grew up in a household where a deep and abiding distaste for Duke is engendered at an early age, I spent the better part of my life actively wishing nothing but the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 15,529 reads 17 comments

  17. The Marlins Somehow Had a Rain Delay in a Stadium with a Retractable Roof

    The Miami Marlins spent a lot of money on their new stadium—$515 million, mostly funded by Miami-Dade County, to be specific...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 54,026 reads 72 comments

  18. New MLB Metal Detectors Causing Long Lines and Delays for Baseball Fans

    Conventional wisdom decrees that any time you have an opportunity to lower the possibility for violence at a sporting event, you take it...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 22,747 reads 62 comments

  19. ESPN Survey Reports Bubba Watson Is the Least Popular Among Fellow Pro Golfers

    The Masters kicks off Thursday, and the weird subplots and quasi-drama are already unfurling. In a report filed by ESPN.com on Monday, the news outlet published its findings from an anonymous poll it recently conducted with 103 PGA players...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 25,380 reads 40 comments

  20. Charles Barkley Nuzzles Wisconsin Badgers Fan for Excellent Selfie

    Wisconsin felled the mighty redwood that was Kentucky on Saturday night, toppling the Wildcats 71-64 in their Final Four matchup at Lucas Oil Stadium and ending John Calipari 's team's undefeated streak at 38 games...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 23,909 reads 21 comments

  21. Mitt Romney Nailed His NCAA Bracket, Remains in the Top 1 Percent

    After all the upsets and buzzer-beaters, Mitt Romney remains in his element as a member of the March Madness 1 percent...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 455,458 reads 106 comments

  22. Cubs Fans Urinate in Cups Due to Bathroom Complications at Wrigley Field

    Opening Day came early to Wrigley Field on Sunday night, with the Chicago Cubs losing to the St. Louis Cardinals , 3-0, at the only stadium in professional baseball that could’ve really used an extra 24 hours of preparation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 116,105 reads 53 comments

  23. Atlanta Hawks Sign Young Leukemia Patient to 1-Day Contract

    Just in time for the postseason, the Atlanta Hawks have signed vaunted free-agent guard Lake B. to a one-day contract...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 11,498 reads 32 comments

  24. Rob Gronkowski to Play a Cop in Upcoming Movie

    Rob Gronkowski has the Hollywood bug—a disease that begins with a cameo and ends in you and Steven Seagal chasing a Canadian drug lord named Sauce Castillo over the rooftops of New York City...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 146,116 reads 71 comments

  25. Ben Simmons Gets Crossed Out of His Jock by Fellow 5-Star Derryck Thornton

    Ben Simmons is probably going to take over college basketball next year. The native Australian playing for Montverde Academy in Florida is the No. 1 high school player in the nation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 108,358 reads 44 comments