1. Armless Man Throws Out First Pitch at Giants Game, Nails It

    Tom Willis, a man born without arms, crushed the ceremonial first pitch before Monday night's game between the Seattle Mariners and San Francisco Giants at AT&T Park...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 44,104 reads 19 comments

  2. Behold Bartolo Colon, the World's Ultimate Athlete

    Who would you picture if I told you to envision the ultimate athlete? J.J. Watt? Russell Westbrook? Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez? Chances are, the pinnacle predator you're imagining ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 31,779 reads 42 comments

  3. Rickie Fowler, Keegan Bradley Take Lie Detector Test for Insurance Commercial

    Zurich Insurance Group released a new commercial this week starring Rickie Fowler , Keegan Bradley and a handful of other pro golfers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 19,918 reads 12 comments

  4. Adidas to Release Limited-Edition Collection of Marvel's Avengers Shoes

    Adidas will roll out a new, limited-edition collection of Marvel's Avengers shoes this summer featuring some of the more prominent and awesome comic book characters from the Marvel universe...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 81,269 reads 53 comments

  5. Arizona Coyotes Fan Dresses Down Glendale Mayor at City Council Meeting

    The city of Glendale, Arizona, and the Arizona Coyotes are currently armoring up for a legal battle. The issue at hand is the team's arena lease—a $225 million, 15-year agreement between the town and the franchise struck in 2013...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 80,565 reads 161 comments

  6. Scouting Reports for Riley Curry and the All-NBA Kid Team

    If you've watched any number of postgame pressers this season, you'll know we are currently living in the golden age of NBA kids...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 175,019 reads 224 comments

  7. Philippine Diving Team Fails Hard at Southeast Asian Games 2015

    I'd now like to take a moment to bring you a very important update from the 2015 Southeast Asian Games in Singapore, which the Philippine diving team successfully turned into a drunken can-opener competition this week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 239,260 reads 49 comments

  8. Marshawn Lynch Will Play a Villain in 'Call of Duty: Black Ops III'

    In news so awesome that it will literally melt your brain, bring the gooey contents to a rolling boil and then throw the steaming grey matter back in your thoroughly rocked face, Marshawn Lynch will be starring in the next Call of Duty video game...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 138,363 reads 164 comments

  9. Jason Vargas Takes Comebacker to the Groin, Still Makes the Out

    As a rule, getting hit with a bat-driven baseball is one of the worst things that can happen in sports. This, of course, is in addition to the fundamental truth that getting hit ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 59,368 reads 3 comments

  10. Kanye West Hosted John Wall and Justin Bieber at Staples Center Birthday Party

    Kanye West turned 38 on Monday, which may or may not leave some of you in a deep existential funk as you wonder where the 11 years between The College Dropout and now have gone...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 148,626 reads 201 comments

  11. Here's a Throwback Picture of a Young Draymond Green with a Huge Afro

    In keeping with today's trend of vintage follicular goodness in sports, we shall now pay homage to a young, be-fro'd Draymond Green . Warriors World's Mek tweeted the image out sans explanation or timestamp...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 48,898 reads 95 comments

  12. Baron Davis Rocks a Mean Jheri Curl on ESPN's 'First Take'

    Baron Davis rocked a Jheri curl on First Take Monday morning, which is an aggressive thing to do in everyday life, much less in a national television appearance...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 68,062 reads 72 comments

  13. Internet Mocks Floyd Mayweather Jr. for Wearing Jorts to Game 2 of NBA Finals

    Let's start this by recognizing that there is a time and place for jean shorts. For many, that window is music festivals or brunch. The opportunity can also arise in the form of a hootenanny or NASCAR race, which are not always mutually exclusive..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 389,085 reads 170 comments

  14. Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz Star in Sublime Dunkin' Donuts Music Video

    Dunkin ' Donuts released a new commercial Monday morning featuring jovial minotaur Rob Gronkowski and de facto Boston mayor David Ortiz ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 75,715 reads 48 comments

  15. LeBron James and Matthew Dellavedova's Secret Handshake Is a Handshake

    Matthew Dellavedova is many things, but a showboating #gloryboy he is not. The Cleveland Cavaliers point guard is but a humble grit merchant—a purveyor of fine defense, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 214,441 reads 243 comments

  16. Jim Harbaugh Goes Shirtless at Football Development Camp, Does Not Give 1 Damn

    If you're familiar with Jim Harbaugh, you're aware that his damn reservoir has been running on empty for decades. He is out of damns. He hasn't had one damn to give since the Reagan administration...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 171,775 reads 259 comments

  17. Dwyane Wade Surprises Florida HS Students at Graduation Ceremony

    Dwyane Wade took a break from staring down low-ball offers this week to head north, his destination a high school of students who really, really wanted the Miami Heat star in attendance as they walked across the stage at graduation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 39,916 reads 45 comments

  18. 50 Cent Stars in Spectacular 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' 'Air Bud' Spoof

    Much like freedom and the practice of using meat as bread , Air Bud is a treasured American institution...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 44,274 reads 34 comments

  19. Dolphins Kicker Caleb Sturgis Injures Leg Playing Team Kickball

    The Miami Dolphins are down a leg for the next month due to a tragic leisure accident that occurred during a recent team bonding session...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 137,578 reads 50 comments

  20. Teacher Has to Explain Who Michael Jordan Is to Grade School Class

    Sports Illustrated senior writer Phil Taylor was just trying to connect with the kids. Taylor took part in a career day at an elementary school Thursday morning, meaning his duty for the day was to make his job sound as cool as possible...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 37,629 reads 82 comments

  21. Jimmy Fallon Reprises 'Tonight Show Superlatives' for Stanley Cup Final

    Jimmy Fallon returned to a reliable fan favorite Wednesday night in rolling out a set of " Tonight Show Superlatives" in honor of the Stanley Cup Final...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 2,149 reads 1 comments

  22. Wisconsin Kicker Belts Field Goal from Under Placeholder's Nose

    Wisconsin kicker Rafael Gaglianone went 19-of-22 on field goals through the 2014 season, meaning he's pretty good at kicking footballs and therefore only slightly in danger of pulping his buddy's nasal cavity by booting a ball off his face...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 20,399 reads 12 comments

  23. LeBron James Jr. Leads AAU Team to Championship Win at Texas Tournament

    LeBron James Jr. is more advanced than his peers. That you can tell immediately. Whether it's nature or nurture is up for debate, but at this stage in his development, Bronny knows a trick or two other fourth-graders don't...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 30 days ago 176,269 reads 102 comments

  24. Iman Shumpert Isn't About to Deal with Guillermo from 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

    Cleveland Cavaliers guard Iman Shumpert is about to do many things, none of which involve dealing with Guillermo's joke-show garbage...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 245,108 reads 286 comments

  25. Tampa Bay Lightning Ban on Visiting Team Apparel Sparks Concern in Chicago

    The cheapest single seat I can find in Amalie Arena's Chase Club is $658. That will get you in the door for Game 1 of the NHL Stanley Cup Final, where you'll watch the Tampa Bay ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 50,801 reads 184 comments