1. Chandler Jones Says He Wants to Fight His Brother Jon 'Bones' Jones for Charity

    If you're into star-studded fantasy brawls that will never actually play out in real life, you may be interested to hear that Chandler Jones wants to beat his brother into submission for a good cause...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 220,779 reads 183 comments

  2. Karl Malone Shaves His Head with a Knife, Is a Crazy Person

    Karl Malone is a crazy and spectacular hard case of a man. That is to say, somehow, Malone manages to come off as an even bigger, leathery bucket of nails in retirement than when he notched NBA All-Defensive honors with the Utah Jazz in the '90s.

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 67,854 reads 69 comments

  3. Chicago Bulls Guard Aaron Brooks Throws Alley-Oop to No One in Particular

    The alley-oop is a play built on timing, trust and execution. If it’s any consolation, Aaron Brooks can check one of these boxes...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 35,564 reads 24 comments

  4. Iggy Azalea Says Nick Young Is Terrified of Dolphins

    Delfiniphobia —the fear of dolphins—is a real thing in this world, and it is tearing Nick Young apart from the inside out...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 59,846 reads 74 comments

  5. Developers Turn Limestone Mine into Giant BMX Bike Park

    The Mega Underground Bike Park is exactly what it sounds like—a giant, subterranean cavern where you flip bicycles and experience all the joy that comes with exposing your clavicle to destruction...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 26,347 reads 0 comments

  6. Fiery Kevin Durant Throws Ball at Kenneth Faried for Flopping

    Kevin Durant was feeling some type of way Monday night. In addition to catching fire and burning through the Denver Nuggets like human thermite, Durant made it known that he’s finished being punked...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 163,915 reads 243 comments

  7. John Calipari Says Kentucky Accidentally Left Trey Lyles in Lexington

    Update: Tuesday, February 10. The Wildcats have found Trey Lyles. Also, it's Coach Cal's birthday. Happy birthday, Cal. Glad you got that power forward you've been looking for...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 73,188 reads 16 comments

  8. HS Basketball Team Amuses Itself by Dancing While Opponent Lamely Holds Ball

    First thing’s first: This whole “hold the ball for 20 minutes,” Fievel Goes West garbage needs to stop. Basketball is not a high noon standoff at the O...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 155,275 reads 47 comments

  9. HS Basketball Players and Fans Enter Fray in Game-Ending Brawl

    Update: Tuesday, February 10 About that rematch I mentioned...well, it now appears certain that the Griffith and Hammond varsity boys basketball teams will not be playing anyone anytime soon...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 200,533 reads 145 comments

  10. LeBron James Cried It Out While Watching the Saddest Episode of 'Fresh Prince'

    Take a knee, team. It’s time for a moment of introspection. We’re sharing this moment with LeBron James , who just finished an emotional revisiting of one of the most memorable episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 330,017 reads 320 comments

  11. DeMarcus Cousins Goes on Tangent to Media After Game-Winning Buzzer-Beater

    After sinking a game-winning shot Sunday night against the Phoenix Suns , DeMarcus Cousins didn’t feel much like answering questions...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 30,036 reads 153 comments

  12. Iona Guard Kelvin Amayo Annihilates Unfortunate Soul with Tomahawk Dunk

    Someone find Chavaughn Lewis' pulse and keep his feet elevated. Anything you can do to help this young man—a forward for the Marist men's basketball team—is appreciated...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 40,012 reads 13 comments

  13. Penn State HC James Franklin Mistakenly FaceTimes Fan on National Signing Day

    National signing day is a blur for college football coaches, most of whom spend the majority of the day tracking down recruits and struggling to stabilize their blood pressure...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 30,032 reads 19 comments

  14. Heat Fan Remixes The Killers' 'Mr. Brightside' into Hassan Whiteside Tribute

    Hassan Whiteside is a monster or possibly an Area 51 alien. Exactly which species of anthropomorphic, shot-swallowing demon the Miami Heat have discovered in their newfound star ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 71,175 reads 121 comments

  15. Brooklyn Cyclones to Wear Ridiculous 'Saved by the Bell' Jersey for Theme Night

    Continuing their strong run of ballpark nostalgia nights, the Brooklyn Cyclones plan to follow up the rousing success that was 2014's " Seinfeld Night " with a "Salute to Saved by the Bell Night" this summer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 18,942 reads 13 comments

  16. Ryan White Absolutely Mauled Matt Martin's Face in Brutal Hockey Fight

    Playing the part of exterior decorator, Ryan White dutifully went about the work of reorganizing and adding color to Matt Martin 's face during Thursday night's game between the New York Islanders and the Philadelphia Flyers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 25 days ago 108,210 reads 46 comments

  17. Kobe Bryant and Jimmy Fallon Reminisce About 1996 Beer Run

    The beer run is the closest thing First World adults have to pack-hunting game in the hinterlands. It's an adventure based on immediate necessity, with the heroic goal of providing life-sustaining provisions for a larger group running low on supplies..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 156,287 reads 52 comments

  18. Tom Hanks Reunites with Wilson at New York Rangers Game

    Fourteen years after their unceremonious parting, Tom Hanks and his blood-covered Cast Away colleague, Wilson, were reunited at Wednesday night’s New York Rangers game...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 26 days ago 87,810 reads 13 comments

  19. Madison Bumgarner Drinks Beer with Khal Drogo from 'Game of Thrones'

    Coming together for what appears to be a summit of America's leading horse lords, Madison Bumgarner and Jason Momoa recently drank beers in a stable...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 33,258 reads 28 comments

  20. Rob Gronkowski Finally Partied Hard Enough to Rip His Pants

    Like Tyler Perry movies and the sun collapsing on itself, there are certain inevitabilities on our plane of existence that cannot be escaped...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 207,580 reads 69 comments

  21. 5-Star RB Recruit Soso Jamabo Uses Childish Gambino Lyrics to Commit to UCLA

    If his national signing day commitment message is any indication, Soso Jamabo will have news outlets leasing additional server space just to stockpile the memorable quotes he’ll be dropping over the next few years...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 207,278 reads 138 comments

  22. This Pic of Derrick Rose Shoveling Snow Around His Bentley Gives Mankind Hope

    UPDATE: Monday, February 2. So, it's come to my attention that this picture has been around for several weeks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 281,423 reads 182 comments

  23. Katy Perry Got a Super Bowl XLIX Tattoo After Her Halftime Performance

    Katy Perry added to her collection of ink Sunday night with a tattoo in memory of Super Bowl XLIX. After unabashedly murdering the halftime show with the help of a giant robo-lion, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 90,685 reads 39 comments

  24. Report: Anonymous Seahawks Player Ponders Anti-Marshawn Lynch Conspiracy

    The moment Malcolm Butler plucked Russell Wilson 's pass out of the air, the NFL conspiracy mill began churning. "Why would you pass on the 1-yard line? You have the Beast at your disposal, and he is starving ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 1,075,179 reads 758 comments

  25. 'Left Shark' Is the One and Only True Hero of the 2015 Super Bowl

    We may not have justice in society. We may not be able to untie the Gordian knot that is the universe or make a skateboard that hovers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 635,158 reads 176 comments