1. Jabari Parker Officially Joins the Jordan Brand

    It's official: Jabari Parker has joined the Jordan Brand. The NBA draft prospect has cozied up with the Nike family, tweeting out a picture Thursday morning hinting at his decision to sign with the shoe brand...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 36,549 reads 69 comments

  2. Young Miami Marlins Fan Gets on Fan Cam, Promptly Goes Insane

    This is video of a child screaming and pelvic stirring at a Miami Marlins game. We’re not sure when it happened—likely during the Marlins’ homestand against ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 92,432 reads 103 comments

  3. Nike to Release New Red, White and Blue 'July 4th' Edition KD7 Shoes

    With the Fourth of July on the horizon, Nike is going patriotic with a new edition of Kevin Durant ’s KD7 shoes. As you’d imagine, the new “July 4th” colorway features all the hallmarks of Independence Day...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 7,328 reads 0 comments

  4. Drake Wears Skylar Diggins Shirt, Proving the Thirst Is Very Real

    In Drake’s mind, life is a desert and WNBA star Skylar Diggins is the river that gives life. The hip hop artist has been fiending for Diggins ’ attention ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 216,777 reads 187 comments

  5. 7-Year-Old Catches Touchdown from Colin Kaepernick, Celebrates in Style

    Jabari Taylor is in grade school, but he’s celebrating touchdowns at a professional level. The seven-year-old baller showcased a mean pelvic-stir after catching a pass from Colin Kaepernick this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 25,838 reads 25 comments

  6. Smooth Kid Gives Souvenir Ball to Young Girl at Toronto Blue Jays Game

    Just when you thought chivalry was dead and rotting in a shallow grave, a grade-school hero resurrects the code...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 88,561 reads 103 comments

  7. People Try to Pronounce World Cup Names That Are Actually Nic Cage Movie Titles

    Did you see Kahn Eyre’s strike against Algeria? Totally froze the keeper. He might be the brightest young star on this Belgium team. If you’re confused right now, you should be...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 2,151 reads 2 comments

  8. Boris Diaw Crashes Bachelorette Party, Kisses the Bride-to-Be

    Well hello, ladies. Might Boris Diaw interest you in a French kiss? In a wonderful, stranger-than-fiction turn of events, it would appear the San Antonio Spurs power forward ended up in the middle of a bachelorette party this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 231,982 reads 111 comments

  9. Marshawn Lynch Hits the Links for Charity, Doesn't Want to Talk Football, Boss

    Picture Charles Barkley with less hesitation—that’s Marshawn Lynch ’s golf swing. Seahawks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 13,795 reads 18 comments

  10. Phillie Phanatic Shoots Pig Mascot with Mach-Speed Hot Dog

    Dollar Dog Night at Citizens Bank Park nearly turned into an episode of The Wire on Monday when the Phillie Phanatic pumped a high-caliber hot dog into some poor sap in a pig costume...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 46,608 reads 21 comments

  11. Tim Kurkjian Gets Destroyed in the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race

    It wasn't even close. At all. ESPN baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian was thoroughly embarrassed Monday night after deciding against his better judgment to participate in the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race ( click here for video)...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 12,506 reads 7 comments

  12. Erin Andrews, Las Vegas Partiers Drink from the Stanley Cup

    The Los Angeles Kings are making the rounds with Lord Stanley this summer, and, as usual, the priceless trophy is popping up all over the nation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 127,693 reads 102 comments

  13. Awful Internet Trolls Attack Joel Embiid over Tweet During USMNT-Portugal Game

    I’ll admit it: I wanted the U.S. to beat Portugal more than I’ ve wanted anything in a while. Watching Clint Dempsey and Co...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 4,787 reads 21 comments

  14. Adrien Broner Wrecks Scooter on Streets of Miami, Crashes into Parked Car

    Adrien Broner is many things, but a competent scooter driver ( scooterer ?) he is not. TMZ reports the three-time world champion boxer was cruising down the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 54,816 reads 53 comments

  15. LeBron James' Wife Posts Image of Ohio to Instagram, Jumpstarts Cleveland Rumors

    No matter what certain Ohio residents think of LeBron James , he has always loved the Buckeye State. Every offseason, the Miami Heat star and his family return to their home in Akron, Ohio, to spend the summer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 293,811 reads 518 comments

  16. ESPN Debuts New, Ridiculously Futuristic 'SportsCenter' Set

    Do not adjust your television. ESPN is not broadcasting from the bridge of the Starship Enterprise; it only looks that way...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 53,962 reads 82 comments

  17. Jabari Parker Visits Recovering Joel Embiid, Brings Oreos

    Medication can dull the pain, but pills and prescriptions only do so much. At some point in every recovery, your body needs Oreos—a fact Jabari Parker proved this weekend ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 136,883 reads 178 comments

  18. Rip Hamilton Says He's Heading to Brazil to Give Clint Dempsey a Facemask

    Ah, the facemask—the perfect marriage of form, function and plastic. It’s like a blister pack for your head. While most athletes find facemasks uncomfortable and limiting, Richard "Rip" Hamilton swears by them...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 56,406 reads 15 comments

  19. For the Win: The Coolest Stuff of the Week

    "U-S-A! U-S-A! [smacks "Take a Penny" tray onto floor] Take that , commie coins!" Oh, sorry. I'm still reveling in American futbol excellence, which, for the moment, is second to none in my delusional, glory-drunk mind...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 28,448 reads 13 comments

  20. National Teams Instituting Sexual Conduct Rules During 2014 World Cup

    "There will be no sex in Brazil." These are the words of Bosnia-Herzegovina manager Safet Susic, whose team is one of several international sides instituting sex-related rules for their players during the 2014 World Cup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 135,856 reads 62 comments

  21. Sony Compels FIFA to Ban Beats by Dre Headphones at 2014 World Cup

    If you didn’t have enough reasons to hate FIFA already, the international governing body of soccer has bowed to the demands of its corporate sponsors and banned players from wearing Beats By Dre headphones during the World Cup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 75,703 reads 193 comments

  22. 2014 World Cup Doppelgangers

    Put any expectation you once had about this World Cup to the torch. "We know nothing, Jon Snow" is the only attitude we can safely harbor toward the insanity that is currently occurring on pitches across Brazil...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 100,532 reads 74 comments

  23. Jimmy Fallon Introduces America to USMNT, Takes No Prisoners

    Following up on the United States' World Cup victory over Ghana on Monday, Jimmy Fallon put together a segment for all the casual American soccer fans out there looking for more information on the U...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 19,131 reads 18 comments

  24. HS Student Trolls LeBron James with Cramp Moment During Graduation Ceremony

    There’s always one in every class. Every group of seniors has “that guy”—the kid who lives to clown in front of the assembled masses of his peers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 65,346 reads 76 comments

  25. CFL QB Throws Pass Through 3 Falling Tires in New Reebok Commercial

    Is Mike Reilly a magician or just a sniper with the football? It’s difficult to say. The Edmonton Eskimos quarterback remains adamant that he pulled off a ridiculous trick shot in a new Reebok commercial...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 38,668 reads 53 comments