1. Fox Sports' Katie Nolan Explains Why Boycotting the NFL Isn't the Answer

    From a PR standpoint, the NFL and its upper management are currently trudging through an unmitigated dung-blizzard of public scorn...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 11,705 reads 80 comments

  2. AHL Team Holds Open Tryouts for Team Mascot, Wonderful Awkwardness Ensues

    The American Hockey League is a lawless place. Teams churn out ugly jerseys by the bushel and have been known to rack up more penalty minutes in one game than points in a season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 58,694 reads 40 comments

  3. Cleveland Browns Auctioning off All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Dinner with O-Line

    Are you an NFL fan? Have you ever wanted to gorge yourself like it’s your professional responsibility to do so? If so, step right up and place your bid on a chance to dine with the Cleveland Browns offensive line this fall...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 16,792 reads 15 comments

  4. Toronto Pitcher Marcus Stroman Enters Bullet Time, Deflects Liner for Easy Out

    Marcus Stroman was nearly decapitated Monday. At the very least, the Blue Jays pitcher could’ ve found himself picking Chiclets out of the dirt after a vicious comebacker zipped back toward the mound...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 9,714 reads 8 comments

  5. DeAndre Jordan, Snoop Dogg and Terrell Owens Tear Up Charity Football Game

    Charity football games are a fine excuse to goof around, raise money and utterly humiliate those foolish enough to guard you on a go route. The stars were out in full force for “Athletes vs...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 169,259 reads 43 comments

  6. Chris Pratt Botches First Pitch and 'Take Me out to the Ballgame' at Cubs Game

    Chris Pratt can do no wrong. Much like Jennifer Lawrence or the Pope, Pratt is an infallible being incapable of ruining anything. He is quirky, yet relatable and charming. He gets a free pass all the time, every time...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 9,182 reads 6 comments

  7. Antonio Brown's Karate Kick on Spencer Lanning Fires Up Internet Meme Mill

    If you kick someone in the mouth at a Sam’s Club, you’re probably going to jail. You’re also probably no longer in the club...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 162,563 reads 86 comments

  8. New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Celebrates Chris Ivory TD with Dancing Hug

    For a number of reasons, not losing to the Oakland Raiders is a special moment in a football coach’s life. First off, you didn't lose to the Raiders...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 7,158 reads 15 comments

  9. Maryland Terrapins Transform Mascot into Muscle-Bound Monster in New Team Video

    Call NATO, scramble the Blue Angels, and get the Justice League on the horn. Actually, don’t call NATO...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 64,177 reads 57 comments

  10. Jarrett Boykin Gets Blanked by Richard Sherman, Calls Seahawks CB 'Beatable'

    The Isle of Sherman is a terrible place to visit. Food is scarce, the reception is awful and there’s one solitary tree sitting on the entire, godforsaken patch of dirt...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 72,655 reads 253 comments

  11. 'I Am Ali' Trailer Shows Muhammad Ali in a Whole New Light

    The subject of Muhammad Ali is well-trodden ground. The boxer that changed a sport (and an entire nation) has been the subject of writers, reporters and big-budget Hollywood filmmakers ever since commandeering the ring in the 1960s...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 60,246 reads 39 comments

  12. Vernon Davis, Clay Matthews and Co. Read NFL Mean Tweets on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

    There’s something about the Internet that brings out the best in people. Just kidding. It’s a den of vice and anonymity where people climb into their avatars like MechWarrior bots and wreak petty, emotional destruction on one another...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 374,915 reads 69 comments

  13. Florida Angler Catches Giant, Terrifying Shrimp-Like Creature

    The ocean is a great place if you’re looking to see horrifying things science will never fully understand. Shark-eating monster fishes ? Check. Razor-fanged sea sausages ? Got 'em...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 654,015 reads 138 comments

  14. Geno Auriemma Accused of Recruiting Violation After Calling Mo'ne Davis

    This week in “Narc News,” a recruiting violation complaint has been filed against University of Connecticut women’s basketball coach Geno Auriemma citing a recent phone call he made to Taney Dragons pitcher Mo’ ne Davis...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 28 days ago 36,632 reads 19 comments

  15. NBA Teams Fire Up Photoshop for 'NBA Bedtime Stories' Meme

    Social media teams around the NBA continue to while away the late summer dog days by turning to Photoshop...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 28 days ago 18,943 reads 23 comments

  16. Shirtless Dodgers Fan Basks in the Glory of Afternoon Baseball

    You see that over there? That hillock of beige and hot shorts cooking in the California sun? That, my friends, is leisure incarnate—an uncommon sight, but one that fans ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 28 days ago 37,724 reads 74 comments

  17. 17-Year-Old Catches 693-Pound Swordfish off Florida Coast

    Adam Satter became a man on Monday. According to WPTV West Palm Beach , the 17-year-old local reeled in a 693-pound swordfish while trolling the waters 30 miles off the coast of Jupiter, Florida...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 75,244 reads 32 comments

  18. New York Yankees to Wear Patches on Hats and Uniforms in Honor of Derek Jeter

    Derek Jeter is not dead. The Captain is very much alive, but the New York Yankees still plan to honor the veteran shortstop by wearing commemorative No. 2 patches for the remainder of the 2014 season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 7,733 reads 10 comments

  19. Awful Fan Murders Innocent Beach Ball at Arizona vs. UNLV Game

    We can’t have anything nice anymore. For reasons we’ll never fully understand, a cross section of human beings are born on this planet without the capacity to enjoy anything...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 32,429 reads 86 comments

  20. 2014 NFL Doppelgangers

    You know the drill. Football season is here, and it's time to become the best/worst versions of ourselves every Sunday afternoon. Coffee tables will be sundered, stars will be born and the Dallas Cowboys will be good and then awful...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 29 days ago 199,252 reads 145 comments

  21. Clash of the Ball Boys: FSU's Red Lightning vs. Auburn's Blue Thunder

    Ali versus Frazier. Palmer versus Nicklaus. Harper versus walls . The sporting world is stuffed with more storied rivalries than a Greek epic, and every year a new crop of legends rise up to give us another marquee matchup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 250,634 reads 135 comments

  22. Jesus Montero Throws Ice Cream Sandwich at Seattle Scout After Heckling Incident

    UPDATE: September 1 at 3:02 p.m. ET The Seattle Mariners officially announced that Montero will not play again this season. --- End of Update--- UPDATE: August 29 at 3:08 p...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 66,383 reads 35 comments

  23. Ole Miss Unleashes the Hit Stick on Boise State, Levels Every WR in Sight

    Boise State received a violent gut check Thursday night. The Broncos came into their season opener at the Georgia Dome looking for an upset...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 108,305 reads 60 comments

  24. Whatever You Do, Don't Touch Adrian Beltre's Head!

    Why are we here? Is man the product of chance or creation? Where do we go after we shuffle off this mortal coil? These are all important questions, but today our aim is to discuss ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 70,067 reads 28 comments

  25. Bill Belichick Doesn't Understand or Care About Soccer, You Guys

    Let’s refresh ourselves on some basic Bill Belichick tenets. Belichick does not enjoy public speaking. He does not relish fielding questions, and he most certainly doesn ’t give a hot sandwich about the sport of soccer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 44,476 reads 140 comments