1. Patriots RB Brandon Bolden Has Icicles Hanging in His Beard After Practice

    As of Monday night, temperatures in many of America's northernmost sectors have plunged into a bitter and unsettling cold, and anyone with any sense is inside, swaddled in multiple blankets and praying to a space heater...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 66,149 reads 40 comments

  2. Jerry Jones Says Chris Christie Helps Cowboys' 'Mojo,' Approves Him for POTUS

    The Jerry Jones -Chris Christie love fest is far from over. Rather, it would appear the odd-couple bromance between the Dallas Cowboys owner and the New Jersey governor is warming steadily...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 24,163 reads 77 comments

  3. Jimmy Butler Stuffs James Harden Mercilessly at the 3-Point Line

    Jimmy Butler continued his transformation from defensive role player to all-around nightmare Monday night, dropping 22 points and a bushel of humiliation on the Houston Rockets ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 33,893 reads 39 comments

  4. Scott Brooks Doesn't Know What to Think About Dion Waiters Joining Thunder

    The Oklahoma City Thunder joined the New York Knicks and Cleveland Cavaliers on Monday night in the closing of a three-team megatrade that saw several demi-stars relocated about the league...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 59,692 reads 54 comments

  5. This Is Not a Sandwich, Drew Brees

    Let's start with this: I love me some Drew Brees . Some of my happiest sports moments in life have come courtesy of his marvelous, surgically repaired android shoulder and the throws it can make...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 82,621 reads 133 comments

  6. Atlanta Hawks to Host Tinder Dating Night for Fans

    If you're a single person in the Greater Atlanta area interested in browsing your phone en masse, the Atlanta Hawks have a deal for you...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 68,054 reads 56 comments

  7. Rich Eisen Uses Stuart Scott Catchphrases for Bengals-Colts Playoff Highlights

    A generation of sports fans and broadcasters lost a close friend in the passing of Stuart Scott. The longtime ESPN SportsCenter anchor died of cancer Sunday morning, leaving ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 80,285 reads 45 comments

  8. DeMarcus Lawrence Finds Redemption After Horrible Fumble Sequence Against Lions

    DeMarcus Lawrence nearly grew horns Sunday night. The Dallas Cowboys ' rookie defensive end erred dangerously close to goat status (of the Steve Bartman variety) at AT&T ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 7,677 reads 16 comments

  9. Ohio State Fan Has No Idea What to Think About Being on National Television

    UPDATE: Friday, January 2 at 2:40 p.m. ET So we've located what appears to be the OSU fan in question's Twitter account. A tweet seemingly authored by a friend alleges that this man is the fan's boyfriend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 371,112 reads 23 comments

  10. Kelvin Benjamin Loses CFP Bet to Jonathan Stewart, Dons Oregon Jersey

    Florida State suffered a public dismantling at the hands of Oregon on Thursday night, losing 59-20 in the College Football Playoff semifinal and plunging an army of Seminoles supporters deep into the abyss of depression...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 86,941 reads 35 comments

  11. Urban Meyer Visibly Shocked After Hearing of Oregon's 39-Point Blowout of FSU

    Urban Meyer 's generally blank-faced demeanor gave way to awe Thursday night after reporters told him of Oregon's 39-point victory over Florida State in the College Football Playoff semifinal...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 328,976 reads 280 comments

  12. Oregon Players to Be Disciplined After Singing 'No Means No' to FSU Warchant

    Florida State's " warchant " is ubiquitous. The Seminoles' chant is played after touchdowns, during timeouts and, for reasons that remain their own, after their opponents' longest plays...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 306,278 reads 416 comments

  13. 8 Somewhat Realistic New Year's Resolutions for Fans

    You're not going to change with the new year. That is to say, you're not going to wake up New Year's Day feeling like the universe sprinkled its Olive Garden pepper grinder of awesomeness over your head as you slumbered...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 8,539 reads 11 comments

  14. Kyle Orton Ends NFL Career, Promptly Vanishes from Ralph Wilson Stadium

    Like an old dog crawling under the porch to expire in solitude, Kyle Orton ended his NFL career with a quiet disappearing act...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 168,792 reads 128 comments

  15. Angry Falcons Fan Delivers All-Time Postgame Rant After Loss to Panthers

    Reeling from a 34-3 pasting at the hands of the Carolina Panthers , a large cross section of the Atlanta Falcons fanbase exited the Georgia Dome on Sunday night distraught and looking for answers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 133,638 reads 160 comments

  16. Detroit Free Press Runs Picture of the Wrong Harbaugh on Front Page

    UPDATE: Tuesday, December 30 at 8:20 a.m. ET The Free Press published their Tuesday edition with the proper Harbaugh...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 106,244 reads 93 comments

  17. Pittsburgh Steelers Throw Interception on Dumbest Fake Punt of the NFL Season

    The Pittsburgh Steelers outlasted Jeremy Hill and the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday despite what could stand to be one of the most bafflingly terrible play calls of the 2014-15 NFL season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 27 days ago 44,607 reads 31 comments

  18. 'Roberto' Gronkowski Uses His Legendary Command of Spanish to Say Happy Holidays

    Far too long have we, the citizens of the world, languished without a Spanish dispatch from our favorite non-Spanish correspondent, “Roberto Gronkowski ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 37,247 reads 41 comments

  19. TNT Airs Touching Tribute to Craig Sager During Christmas Day Games

    Craig Sager was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia in April, and in his absence, there has been a hole on the sidelines during TNT's NBA broadcasts...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 83,887 reads 47 comments

  20. Recasting 'The Wire' with Sports Figures

    HBO's The Wire, in all of its snitch-hunting, re-upping, stick-up-boy glory, is being re-released in hot, sexy HD on December 26 for the first time ever. If that appeals to you (it should), you should check that out forthwith...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 101,865 reads 116 comments

  21. Nick Young Attributes Lakers' Win over Warriors to His Feeling 'Swagalicious'

    Kobe Bryant rested, the Los Angeles Lakers beat Golden State 115-105, and Nick Young said some patently absurd things Tuesday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 37,310 reads 60 comments

  22. Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman and Ronda Rousey Appear in 'Entourage' Trailer

    Worry not, bros and broettes . The Entourage movie trailer has arrived, and your favorite beer-chugging, face-destroying sports stars are doing all the things you'd expect in their on-camera appearances...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 155,568 reads 45 comments

  23. Serbian MMA Fighter Helps Save Opponent's Life After Guillotine Chokehold

    Moments after dispatching his opponent, Dusan Dzakic went to work saving the man’s life...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 157,384 reads 41 comments

  24. The Blackhawks Released a Stupid, Spectacular All-Star Promo for Jonathan Toews

    Jonathan Toews is in the mix for Western Conference All-Star honors, meaning the Chicago Blackhawks must, by the very nature of the beast, promote his candidacy to the masses...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 80,484 reads 46 comments

  25. Eddie Lacy Says He's 'Very Blind' but Doesn't Want to Wear Prescription Goggles

    Eddie Lacy is blind as a bat, but he’ll be damned if he wears a pair of old-fogey-looking goggles on the field. The Green Bay Packers running back intimated to the press that eye problems have limited him in practice over the week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 month ago 70,013 reads 61 comments