1. Marreese Speights Says He Knew Wizards Would Quit If Warriors 'Turned Up'

    The Golden State Warriors mugged the Wizards on Monday night, jumping John Wall and company at the start of the second half and leaving the Washington offense hogtied in a dark, forgotten alleyway...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 26,347 reads 53 comments

  2. Old Dominion Fan Raises Up, Takes His Shirt Off, Spins It Like Helicopter

    The first superset of March Madness is over, and if you’re like me, you’ve entered that barbarous stage of your college basketball bender where you swish NIT hoops around in your mouth for the taste before spitting it out...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 16,912 reads 23 comments

  3. Lou Amundson Gets Jaw Rocked by Mike Conley Jr., Somehow Picks Up Foul

    The New York Knicks remained flat Monday night, losing 103-82 to the Memphis Grizzlies and reprising their role as the most level stretch of highway in the Eastern Conference...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 40,141 reads 32 comments

  4. 2 Chainz Takes Over as Atlanta Hawks CEO in Promo Videos

    Georgia native 2 Chainz is making moves again, this time as head shot-caller of the Atlanta Hawks ' front office...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 32,210 reads 40 comments

  5. Adrian Peterson Rode in on a Camel at His Ridiculous 30th Birthday Party

    If a child ate an entire ice cream cake and passed out watching Aladdin , he might dream of the exact party Adrian Peterson threw in Houston, Texas, for his 30th birthday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 66,954 reads 95 comments

  6. Report: Adidas Didn't Offer Michael Jordan a Sponsorship

    Imagine a strange world where up is down, cats chase cars and people on the Internet use the comment section for good...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 304,720 reads 206 comments

  7. Tim Duncan Dances Goofily on Bench During Win over Atlanta Hawks

    The San Antonio Spurs looked distinctly Spurs-ish throughout Sunday afternoon’s 114-95 win over the Atlanta Hawks , stifling Kyle Korver and rolling the Eastern Conference’s ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 55,467 reads 41 comments

  8. Las Vegas Crowd Goes Nuts as VCU Covers the Spread in Loss to Ohio State

    March Madness is a heartwarming time. People of all creeds come together to cheer for the feel-good stories—the upsets and underdogs, the sight of grown men toppling from chairs in rapture...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 30,372 reads 10 comments

  9. Lil B Appears to Be Mocking Kevin Durant Over Injury Report

    Bad news broke Friday morning for Oklahoma City Thunder fans hoping to see Kevin Durant return to the court this season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 155,783 reads 245 comments

  10. Damian Lillard Drops Twitter Troll with Dental Burn After Stephen Curry Jab

    After evaporating the soul of a sad Los Angeles Lakers fan in January, Damian Lillard continues to drop bombs on the trolls camping in his mentions...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 295,926 reads 171 comments

  11. Minnesota Timberwolves Signed a Player Because He Was 'Within a Train Ride Away'

    Like dual fighter jets grappling below the radar horizon, the Minnesota Timberwolves and New York Knicks remain locked in a low-altitude dogfight at the bottom of the NBA sub-basement...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 87,121 reads 53 comments

  12. Internet Reacts to UAB and Georgia State Upsets in NCAA Tournament Round of 64

    Right on cue, March Madness has just begun, and most of us are already feeding our brackets into the hot flames of the nearest wood kiln...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 55,847 reads 42 comments

  13. Kentucky Fan Gets '40-0' 2015 NCAA Championship Tattoo

    According to recent reports, the Kentucky Wildcats basketball team will win the 2015 NCAA tournament and continue on to the NBA Eastern Conference Finals , which they will also win en route to the program’s first Larry O’Brien trophy...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 118,268 reads 102 comments

  14. Let's Watch Clayton Kershaw Scream as He Destroys Teammates in Ping-Pong

    You may have heard of Clayton Kershaw before. The Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher is a tall, handsome individual who enjoys slinging baseballs at Mach speed and generally destroying ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 43,804 reads 23 comments

  15. A Woman Has Been Tragically 'Wham-Sauced' at a Track Event

    It’s come to our attention that an ugly and tragic “wham-saucing” occurred at a track event over the past weekend, with several runners falling prey to collateral sauce...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 29,964 reads 22 comments

  16. Timofey Mozgov Was so in the Zone, He Answered a Reporter's Question in Russian

    Not enough can be said about the power of “the zone”—that weird Bermuda Triangle of the mind that athletes fall into before and during games...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 424,810 reads 68 comments

  17. Nick Young Has a New Haircut Inspired by 'Booty Call,' And It's a Whole Thing

    After spending the last several weeks dueling media personalities and getting thrown under the bus , Los Angeles Lakers guard Nick Young was probably looking for a fresh start when he walked into the barbershop this week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 85,352 reads 160 comments

  18. 'The Chinese Shaq' Han Dejun Annihilates Stephon Marbury with Huge Dunk

    Somewhere in China, Stephon Marbury is likely coating the entire surface area of his body with petroleum jelly in a futile attempt to forget a nasty, pile-driving dunk inflicted upon him by Han Dejun...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 172,271 reads 139 comments

  19. Vlade Divac Says Shaq 'Wasn't Talented...Just Strong' While Praising Boogie

    DeMarcus Cousins is the type of player you can tie yourself in pretzels attempting to praise. The Sacramento Kings center maneuvers his 6’11”, 270-pound frame ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 543,137 reads 228 comments

  20. DeAndre Jordan Wiped His Nasty Boogers on J.J. Redick's Jersey

    DeAndre Jordan is in for a nice payday next season. The Los Angeles Clippers center is cleaning glass and averaging a ridiculous 71 percent from the field over the course of a season that could end in Defensive Player of the Year honors...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 36,643 reads 56 comments

  21. J.J. Watt Fails 61-Inch Box Jump, Squashes His Poor Spotter

    Somewhere, perhaps in his less-than-secluded log fortress , J.J. Watt is training for the 2015-16 NFL season, where he’ll presumably lead the league in defensive touchdowns, offensive touchdowns and punting yardage...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 192,581 reads 67 comments

  22. Stephen Curry Says He'd Vote for Himself or LeBron James for MVP

    Stephen Curry joined The Dan Patrick Show Tuesday for a conversation on the potential of a shortened NBA season and the three-way race among him, Russell Westbrook and James Harden for MVP honors...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 28,312 reads 115 comments

  23. 2 Chainz Will Perform 3 Times at Atlanta Hawks Game in March

    Tauheed “2 Chainz ” Epps will be all over Philips Arena on March 27 for what appears to be a three-set performance throughout the Atlanta Hawks ’ Eastern Conference showdown with the Miami Heat ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 18,192 reads 103 comments

  24. Frank Kaminsky Graces Cover of 'Sports Illustrated' NCAA Tournament Edition

    A week after throwing down what amounted to a "Can you pansies stop Kentucky?" gauntlet to four programs in different regions across America, Sports Illustrated will feature Wisconsin ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 12,255 reads 23 comments

  25. Max Pacioretty Accidentally Passes to Steven Stamkos for Nasty Slap-Shot Goal

    You don’t do Steven Stamkos favors. Conventional wisdom states you do everything possible to make life miserable for the Tampa Bay Lightning’s standout center and pray it’s enough to keep him from burying you alive...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 8,932 reads 10 comments