1. Here's Tiger Woods Standing Next to Yao Ming, Who Is Still Huge

    In what should serve as your semiannual reminder that Yao Ming is a comically large person, the former Houston Rockets star met up with Tiger Woods onstage at a Nike promotional event in Shanghai on Friday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 61,619 reads 43 comments

  2. Anderson Varejao Plants an Unexpected Kiss on Iman Shumpert During Game 3

    Sometimes you love your bro so much you just want to lay a big wet one on his cheek. But sometimes, when you try to land that big wet one, your bro turns at the last instant and you kind of, like, grace lips and stuff...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 107,205 reads 41 comments

  3. Cardale Jones Will Buy Any Game Necessary in Order to Keep Beating Young OSU Fan

    Cardale Jones is vicious. Some might call him savage. The Ohio State Buckeyes' national championship-winning quarterback indiscriminately napalmed some of the best defenses ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 57,130 reads 42 comments

  4. Fan Throws Giant Octopus on Ice at Detroit Red Wings Playoff Game

    The roots of the hurling of octopi at Detroit Red Wings playoff games go back to the 1950s. It began as a symbolic offering to ensure a bountiful harvest season for the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 241,061 reads 115 comments

  5. Bartolo Colon Runs Down and Tags out A.J. Pierzynski, Remains a Living Legend

    I’ve seen a baby open its eyes for the first time. I’ve driven through a hailstorm inside of a fog bank. I once watched the sun rise over the Blue Ridge Mountains...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 57,191 reads 47 comments

  6. Brett Gardner Chases Foul Ball, Knocks Beer All over Detroit Tigers Fan

    The New York Yankees are currently locked in a 1-1 game with the Detroit Tigers on a chilly day at Comerica Park...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 18,255 reads 12 comments

  7. Hey, Mike Woodson: Did You Eat That Woman's Chips?

    With a heavy heart I come to you today to pose a question I never thought I’d have to consider in my time here on Earth: Is Mike Woodson a chip thief? It’s not something ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 53,257 reads 40 comments

  8. Chris Paul Throws an All-Time Hissy Fit During Loss to Spurs

    Have you heard about Chris Paul ’s intensity? How about his almond-colored eyes that see all and radiate like sun crystals as he parses the court with unforgiving ferocity? ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 307,990 reads 338 comments

  9. Jacked Woman Vaporizes Unprepared Man on Arena Football Flex Cam

    Summer is coming, guys. If you aren ’t already, you should be working on leaning up that mass of muscle and microwaved carbohydrates you’ ve been carefully cultivating over the winter...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 1,041,389 reads 78 comments

  10. Manny Pacquiao Sings and Receives Advice from Dr. Phil on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

    With the days counting down to their should’ve-happened-eight-years-ago mega-superfight, Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao are on the mass media warpath...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 17,947 reads 28 comments

  11. Drake Daps Up Paul Pierce After Another Toronto Raptors Playoffs Loss to Wizards

    Being Drake means making tough choices. White or gold owls? Running or jogging with woes? Toronto or Houston ? Or Miami ? Are three towns feasible? It's a tough life, and ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 60,993 reads 101 comments

  12. Pekka Rinne Loses Puck in His Labyrinthine Pads for 3 Minutes Against Blackhawks

    Like a man digging for his cell phone after a night on the couch, Pekka Rinne had his work cut out for him Tuesday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 6,308 reads 11 comments

  13. Jay Feely Says Tim Tebow Is the 'Worst Quarterback' He's Ever Seen

    Jay Feely loves Tim Tebow . He respects the heck out of him. He couldn't appreciate his efforts in the community any more than he already does...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 84,011 reads 328 comments

  14. Brooks Orpik Takes Skate to His Face, Gets Hit with Beer in Win Over Islanders

    You know those men's facial lotion commercials ? The ones where a guy gets slapped in the mouth by a fish and then by a woman and then by every other animate or inanimate object ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 37,458 reads 36 comments

  15. ESPN to Produce '30 for 30' Film on O.J. Simpson's Life

    Having apparently waited the requisite number of years for a deep dive on the life of a former celebrity turned miscreant and accused murderer, ESPN recently let slip that it will be producing a 30 for 30 episode on former Buffalo Bills running back O.

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 34,915 reads 54 comments

  16. MMA Goes Medieval, 'Knight' Fights to Become Fixture at Events

    Taking a page from the Medieval Times book of crowd entertainment, Russian mixed martial arts promotion M-1 Global began hosting armored knight jousts as in-between-fight spectacles in 2014...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 13,355 reads 16 comments

  17. Miami Hurricanes Release Hype Tape for Sun Life Stadium Renovations

    The Miami Hurricanes are preparing for all of the insanely expensive and awesome things that will soon be added to Sun Life Stadium as part of a $400 million renovation funded by Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 23,484 reads 30 comments

  18. Man with Muscular Dystrophy Guts Out 20-Hour Boston Marathon Journey

    As an athletic event inspired by the story of a guy who finished it and then died , the marathon is a grueling physical meat grinder of will and endurance...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 33,307 reads 19 comments

  19. Dustin Byfuglien Cheap Shots Corey Perry After Goal, Shoves Him to Ice

    The Anaheim Ducks beat the Winnipeg Jets 5-4 on Monday night, winning the third game of their first-round Stanley Cup playoffs series and setting up the potential for a demoralizing sweep...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 12 days ago 25,776 reads 12 comments

  20. New Orleans Pelicans Coach Monty Williams Thinks Oracle Arena Is Illegally Loud

    After an inauspicious beginning in Game 1 of their Western Conference playoff series against the Golden State Warriors , Anthony Davis and New Orleans Pelicans managed to make the final score look less like a blowout...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 188,389 reads 330 comments

  21. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Explains Why He's Better Than Muhammad Ali

    Is Floyd Mayweather Jr. a better boxer than Muhammad Ali? I don't know. Was the velociraptor a better dinosaur than the T...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 183,783 reads 346 comments

  22. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. Quits Fight After Brutal Hook, Says He Won Fight Anyway

    Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. was beaten like a rug Saturday night. The 29-year-old former WBC middleweight champion stepped into the ring with Polish fighter Andrzej Fonfara and found himself quickly and wholly outclassed...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 129,028 reads 41 comments

  23. Steve Spurrier Works Out Shirtless with South Carolina News Reporter

    Every year, South Carolina head coach/red-faced he-man Steve Spurrier allows a reporter from The State newspaper to join him in his dojo for a session of intense training and spiritual introspection...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 22,135 reads 34 comments

  24. 1 of Matt Barnes' Sons Went to Dress-Up Day at School as Stephen Curry

    Being the child of a professional athlete sounds like a cushy gig. You get to go to games for free and get all sorts of cool gear. Adults on sports websites write stories about how awesome and precious a human being you are, if you're into that...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 218,028 reads 260 comments

  25. Are These Abominable Jersey Redesigns the Clippers' New Team Jerseys?

    More so than most other major professional sports franchises, NBA basketball teams are in a constant state of renewal and rebranding...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 223,507 reads 239 comments