1. Japanese HS Batter Has the Finest At-Bat Warm-Up Routine of Them All

    Pardon me. I'm just trying to scrape my jaw off the floor. It's been stuck there for a good five minutes thanks to the pre-bat routine by this Japanese high school slugger, who has run out of damns to give at such a tender age in life...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 240,402 reads 100 comments

  2. 7'1" HS Center Thon Maker Crosses Up Defender, Sinks Jumper at Fab 48

    Thon Maker is a tall, skilled man. At 7'1 ", 218 pounds with handles to spare, the 18-year-old South Sudanese prospect (currently enrolled at Orangeville District Secondary ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 287,840 reads 163 comments

  3. Lakers Introduction Presser Takes Awkward Turn After Kobe Bryant Question

    So a priceless thing happened Wednesday afternoon at the Los Angeles Lakers' new player introduction press conference...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 577,272 reads 589 comments

  4. Dale Thayer Throws Gum, Tantrum After Hector Sanchez's Grand Slam Bat Flip

    Think of the coolest way you could ever express rage. Now take that badass idea, which should involve running over rush-hour traffic in a burning monster truck, and imagine its exact opposite...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 24,208 reads 41 comments

  5. Yankees Manager Joe Girardi Is Releasing a Sci-Fi Baseball Game Application

    Joe Girardi isn't much for the Instagrams or the SnapperChat , but the 50-year-old New York Yankees manager recognizes how vital apps have become in bridging the gap between children and parents...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 13,776 reads 26 comments

  6. Rappers Mashed Up with MLB HOF Baseball Cards Is Peak Internet

    If you look hard enough, you can literally find anything the mind can conceive in the vast depths of the Internet...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 54,171 reads 143 comments

  7. Jerry Rice Removes Shirt to Better Dance with Lingerie-Clad Model

    When you're a 52-year-old divorcee like Jerry Rice, you only have so many options when it comes to finding love...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 215,876 reads 170 comments

  8. Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz Have Made Another Weird Dunkin' Donuts Commercial

    In its never-ending quest to monopolize the chowdery hearts and minds of Bawston sports fans everywhere, Dunkin ' Donuts has released another commercial featuring David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 34,209 reads 72 comments

  9. Art Briles Says Baylor's 6'8" TE LaQuan McGowan Has 'Slimmed Down' to 403 Pounds

    I've got good and bad news for Big 12 secondaries. The good news is LaQuan McGowan has slimmed down significantly this offseason. The bad news is he's still the size of a logging truck...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 97,047 reads 53 comments

  10. Indiana Pacers to Wear 'Hickory' Jerseys in Select Games During 2015-16 Season

    The Indiana Pacers unveiled new alternate jerseys for the 2015-16 season Tuesday. The kits are reliably nostalgic, modeled after the Hickory High School basketball uniforms worn in the 1986 movie Hoosiers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 59,665 reads 76 comments

  11. Gamer Celebrates Victory Prematurely, Gets Pwned Like a Noob

    You must come to terms with e-sports, real sports fans. Do not fight it. Just drink from the mana well of the gaming world and let the power of 1,000 additional pylons fill your body...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 141,665 reads 79 comments

  12. Zach Johnson Wins 2015 Open Championship, Leaves Caddie Hanging

    After fending off Marc Leishman and Louis Oosthuizen in a four-hole playoff at The Open Championship at St. Andrews in Scotland on Monday, Zach Johnson was speechless. Johnson didn't know what to do after knocking in his final putt at No...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 37,406 reads 23 comments

  13. Report: Emmanuel Mudiay Was Glad He Wasn't Drafted by New York Knicks

    If certain details of a report published Saturday by the New York Post 's Marc Berman are true, Emmanuel Mudiay may need to send Kristaps Porzingis a fruit basket this summer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 65,640 reads 217 comments

  14. Bryce Harper Isn't Impressed by Zack Greinke's Scoreless Streak

    Color him unimpressed, but Bryce Harper wasn't in the mood to throw out superlatives for Zack Greinke after the Washington Nationals' 5-0 home loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Sunday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 29,417 reads 125 comments

  15. Charles Barkley Tries 1-Hand Approach to Tee Shots at Celebrity Golf Tournament

    Much like the duck-billed platypus, Charles Barkley 's golf swing has baffled scientists and observers for decades. It combines the hip movement of "The Twist" with all the anxiety of a man jumping from a burning building...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 42,073 reads 43 comments

  16. New NFL Stadiums Are Costing a Trip to Pluto and Then Some

    Science is expensive. Tracking the polar ice caps, analyzing the heavens—it all takes equipment and people smart enough to use it, which in turn costs boodles and oodles of dollars...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 117,084 reads 52 comments

  17. Rex Ryan Went Skydiving with U.S. Army Parachute Team Because He Likes 'Living'

    Rex Ryan jumped out of a plane Friday, because earthbound craziness doesn't really cut it anymore once you've lived 52 years of life on this planet in the traditional Ryan style...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 17,264 reads 70 comments

  18. And Now We Watch Russell Wilson Whip Dance and Nae Nae at Kids' Choice Awards

    Russell Wilson hosted the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Thursday, using the show as a platform to showcase his prodigious dancing repertoire...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 87,037 reads 108 comments

  19. Shaquille O'Neal Will Play a Trap Set as 'DJ Diesel' at TomorrowWorld Music Fest

    Shaquille O'Neal was pleased to announce via Twitter on Thursday that he'll be performing a set at the TomorrowWorld music festival in September...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 19,308 reads 20 comments

  20. AARP Fires Back at Tiger Woods Over Retirement Comments

    Tiger Woods had a historically rough first round at The Open Championship on Thursday afternoon in Scotland. After continually struggling to find the green, Woods signed off on a 76-stroke scorecard at the end of the day—his worst outing at St...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 327,239 reads 118 comments

  21. Marshawn Lynch Coaches Youth Football Camp with Chicken Wings Stored in Socks

    After watching Pete Carroll flub what would've been his second Super Bowl ring into the crook of Malcolm Butler's arm this February, Marshawn Lynch has rebounded spectacularly...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 107,104 reads 94 comments

  22. UGA WR Malcolm Mitchell Shows Off Children's Book He Authored at SEC Media Days

    Malcolm Mitchell's penchant for words first made itself known in 2014, when the Georgia Bulldogs wide receiver's involvement in a local book club became national news ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 26,326 reads 33 comments

  23. Miguel Angel Jimenez Loosens Up, Stows Cigar at Open Championship

    Spanish leather genie Miguel Angel Jimenez teed off in the first round of The Open Championship on Thursday morning but not before getting in the stretching necessary for a 51-year-old international man of mystery to excel at his golfing day job...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 24,883 reads 14 comments

  24. Boltman Testifies at City Council Meeting on San Diego Chargers' Future

    The San Diego City Council convened on Wednesday for a discussion on a proposed study that would assess the environmental impact of building a new stadium for the San Diego Chargers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 27,801 reads 45 comments

  25. Mountain Bike Riders Race Down Icy Slope, Wreck Often and Tempt Death Openly

    Never ride a mountain bike down the side of an icy mountain, not even a little bit in the beginning. Because the beginning is the most dangerous part—well, after the downhill slalom that shoots you across a field of jagged rock...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 27,125 reads 20 comments