1. Jarrett Boykin Gets Blanked by Richard Sherman, Calls Seahawks CB 'Beatable'

    The Isle of Sherman is a terrible place to visit. Food is scarce, the reception is awful and there’s one solitary tree sitting on the entire, godforsaken patch of dirt...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 72,540 reads 253 comments

  2. 'I Am Ali' Trailer Shows Muhammad Ali in a Whole New Light

    The subject of Muhammad Ali is well-trodden ground. The boxer that changed a sport (and an entire nation) has been the subject of writers, reporters and big-budget Hollywood filmmakers ever since commandeering the ring in the 1960s...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 59,501 reads 39 comments

  3. Vernon Davis, Clay Matthews and Co. Read NFL Mean Tweets on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

    There’s something about the Internet that brings out the best in people. Just kidding. It’s a den of vice and anonymity where people climb into their avatars like MechWarrior bots and wreak petty, emotional destruction on one another...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 373,611 reads 69 comments

  4. Florida Angler Catches Giant, Terrifying Shrimp-Like Creature

    The ocean is a great place if you’re looking to see horrifying things science will never fully understand. Shark-eating monster fishes ? Check. Razor-fanged sea sausages ? Got 'em...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 652,955 reads 138 comments

  5. Geno Auriemma Accused of Recruiting Violation After Calling Mo'ne Davis

    This week in “Narc News,” a recruiting violation complaint has been filed against University of Connecticut women’s basketball coach Geno Auriemma citing a recent phone call he made to Taney Dragons pitcher Mo’ ne Davis...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 36,524 reads 19 comments

  6. NBA Teams Fire Up Photoshop for 'NBA Bedtime Stories' Meme

    Social media teams around the NBA continue to while away the late summer dog days by turning to Photoshop...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 18,908 reads 23 comments

  7. Shirtless Dodgers Fan Basks in the Glory of Afternoon Baseball

    You see that over there? That hillock of beige and hot shorts cooking in the California sun? That, my friends, is leisure incarnate—an uncommon sight, but one that fans ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 37,592 reads 74 comments

  8. 17-Year-Old Catches 693-Pound Swordfish off Florida Coast

    Adam Satter became a man on Monday. According to WPTV West Palm Beach , the 17-year-old local reeled in a 693-pound swordfish while trolling the waters 30 miles off the coast of Jupiter, Florida...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 75,076 reads 32 comments

  9. New York Yankees to Wear Patches on Hats and Uniforms in Honor of Derek Jeter

    Derek Jeter is not dead. The Captain is very much alive, but the New York Yankees still plan to honor the veteran shortstop by wearing commemorative No. 2 patches for the remainder of the 2014 season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 7,424 reads 10 comments

  10. Awful Fan Murders Innocent Beach Ball at Arizona vs. UNLV Game

    We can’t have anything nice anymore. For reasons we’ll never fully understand, a cross section of human beings are born on this planet without the capacity to enjoy anything...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 32,211 reads 86 comments

  11. 2014 NFL Doppelgangers

    You know the drill. Football season is here, and it's time to become the best/worst versions of ourselves every Sunday afternoon. Coffee tables will be sundered, stars will be born and the Dallas Cowboys will be good and then awful...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 193,978 reads 145 comments

  12. Clash of the Ball Boys: FSU's Red Lightning vs. Auburn's Blue Thunder

    Ali versus Frazier. Palmer versus Nicklaus. Harper versus walls . The sporting world is stuffed with more storied rivalries than a Greek epic, and every year a new crop of legends rise up to give us another marquee matchup...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 249,133 reads 135 comments

  13. Jesus Montero Throws Ice Cream Sandwich at Seattle Scout After Heckling Incident

    UPDATE: September 1 at 3:02 p.m. ET The Seattle Mariners officially announced that Montero will not play again this season. --- End of Update--- UPDATE: August 29 at 3:08 p...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 66,280 reads 35 comments

  14. Ole Miss Unleashes the Hit Stick on Boise State, Levels Every WR in Sight

    Boise State received a violent gut check Thursday night. The Broncos came into their season opener at the Georgia Dome looking for an upset...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 108,147 reads 60 comments

  15. Whatever You Do, Don't Touch Adrian Beltre's Head!

    Why are we here? Is man the product of chance or creation? Where do we go after we shuffle off this mortal coil? These are all important questions, but today our aim is to discuss ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 69,533 reads 28 comments

  16. Bill Belichick Doesn't Understand or Care About Soccer, You Guys

    Let’s refresh ourselves on some basic Bill Belichick tenets. Belichick does not enjoy public speaking. He does not relish fielding questions, and he most certainly doesn ’t give a hot sandwich about the sport of soccer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 44,408 reads 140 comments

  17. Twitter Goes Wild with Weird 'NBA Cartoons' Memes

    Social media is a strange, insatiable creature. Nothing can be happening or everything can be happening, and regardless of traffic, you’ll still find dedicated individuals pouring effort into weird trends and projects...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 97,349 reads 102 comments

  18. Former Atlanta Braves Pitcher John Rocker to Star on New Season of 'Survivor'

    In awful, tangentially baseball-related news, John Rocker will be making his return to television this September as a cast member on Survivor...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 22 days ago 95,635 reads 54 comments

  19. Legends League Player Punches Coach in Post-Game Brawl

    The Legends Football League is an absolute den of violence and depravity. It's also probably the most intense sports league going, professional or otherwise...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 338,189 reads 249 comments

  20. West Virginia QB Admits His 1st Kiss Came Courtesy of Nick Saban's Daughter

    West Virginia kicks off its season this Saturday like any other program will: a soft-boiled, gimme game at the Georgia Dome against No. 2 Alabama ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 147,013 reads 55 comments

  21. Most Annoying People You'll Play in Rec Sports

    Recreational sports are awesome. Many people are not. These are two observations I've reconfirmed since joining a number of competitive rec leagues this summer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 days ago 50,776 reads 50 comments

  22. Nick Young's Iggy Azalea Thirst Remains Unquenchable

    It’s difficult to overstate the thirst Swaggy P experiences for his girlfriend on a daily basis. Shipwrecked sailors floating on barrels of jerky are better hydrated than Nick Young is in the presence of Iggy Azalea...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 315,123 reads 124 comments

  23. Some Bucknell University Football Players Took the Most Ridiculous Team Pictures

    They are Bucknell Football . They are those guys. There are a few in every group—the clowns who take it upon themselves to spice up a lame, mandatory event...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 203,481 reads 44 comments

  24. Bee Terrorizes Venus Williams and Kimiko Date-Krumm at US Open

    In terrifying, bee-related news, a winged nemesis of humanity swooped down to wreak havoc at the U.S. Open on Monday afternoon...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 14,544 reads 20 comments

  25. Manny Pacquiao Selected in 1st Round of 2014 PBA Draft

    Manny Pacquiao has a plan for taking over the Philippine Basketball Association. We’re not sure exactly what that plan is , but we do know it involves a whole bushel of Pacquiaos...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 24 days ago 90,549 reads 45 comments