1. 4-Star HS Recruit Says Meeting Nick Saban Was 'Almost Like Talking to God'

    The Father, the Son and the Holy Saban are recognized divinities in the state of Alabama. Nick Saban is everywhere at all times, watching over you, and according to one Alabama ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 41,537 reads 80 comments

  2. Giancarlo Stanton Raged at Miami Nightclub After Signing Landmark Contract

    Giancarlo Stanton is rich. You and I are not. Perhaps this explains why we weren ’t slamming $20,000 champagne and presumably playing high-stakes ostrich polo with Stanton inside a Miami nightclub this week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 156,607 reads 100 comments

  3. Report: Josh Gordon Helped Mike Miller Lease a Car While Working as Car Salesman

    Josh Gordon is back in the league, meaning the car dealers of Ohio have lost a bell cow in potential earnings. Gordon returned to the Cleveland Browns locker room Monday after serving a 10-game suspension for failing an NFL drug test...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 121,638 reads 87 comments

  4. Anthony Davis Blocks 2 Different Portland Trail Blazers in 2 Seconds

    Stuffing a LaMarcus Aldridge fadeaway is not an act within the realm of physical possibility. Not our realm, at least. For Anthony Davis, however, it’s an opening course of sorts...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 46,470 reads 19 comments

  5. Indiana-Texas Southern Recap: The Birth of Johnsonism

    The time has come to embrace Johnsonism, my friends. Please, grab a goblet of this fine vintage and join me on the dais. Don't worry about the flavor. It's a smooth, viciously efficient blend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 4,920 reads 8 comments

  6. Artist Renders NBA Players as Their Nicknames

    If you're still looking for something to wash Sunday's Lakers game out of your eyes, I suggest you check out the work of Alberto “Laff” Berroa Jr...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 294,988 reads 171 comments

  7. Kevin Hart Tells Jameis Winston to 'Stop Doing Dumb S--t,' Makes Crab-Leg Joke

    This is not a Kevin Hart set. This is a tiny comedian clowning on Jameis Winston in person. TMZ reports that Hart met the 2013 Heisman Trophy winner and some of his teammates after finishing up a show in Tallahassee, Florida...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 980,841 reads 293 comments

  8. Rob Gronkowski Destroys Sergio Brown, Says He 'Threw Him Out of the Club'

    Rob Gronkowski took time off from scoring and celebrating Sunday night to erase a human being from the field...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 242,769 reads 55 comments

  9. Jack Nicholson Can't Handle the Lakers Being This Terrible

    No one should be subjected to the butchery that occurred at the Staples Center on Sunday night. Fans and horrified onlookers voluntarily watched as the Golden State Warriors snuffed out the Los Angeles Lakers 136-115...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 75,139 reads 92 comments

  10. Jeremy Lin Can't Find the Words to Explain Lakers' Terrible Play

    If Jeremy Lin can't summon the words, there's not much to say. There's no explaining the Los Angeles Lakers ' game plan, which boils down to spray 'n' pray with Kobe Bryant and aggressive ball-watching on defense...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 209,151 reads 192 comments

  11. Jimmy Graham Says He's Done Jumping into End Zones After Groping Incident

    Jimmy Graham says he will no longer jump into crowds after being felt up by a mass murderer Sunday. The New Orleans Saints tight end scored two touchdowns against the San Francisco ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 460,857 reads 252 comments

  12. Iman Shumpert, Brandon Knight and Jason Maxiell Are 'Shaqtin' a Fool'

    This week's " Shaqtin ' a Fool" is a melange of mispronunciation and jump passes to nowhere. The Inside the NBA crew put together its weekly segment on the worst of the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 84,575 reads 57 comments

  13. Chicago Sun-Times Accidentally Leaves Dummy Text in Chicago Bears Article

    In a stunning editorial decision, Cab Calloway appears to have taken over the football beat for the Chicago Sun-Times...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 81,245 reads 42 comments

  14. The 2014 NBA Christmas Day Jerseys Are Here, and They Are Terrible

    Adidas released an advanced preview Thursday of its 2014 NBA Christmas Day jerseys. ESPN's Darren Rovell tweeted out a sneak peek of this year's Christmas duds...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 216,689 reads 327 comments

  15. Stephen Curry Splashes Long-Distance Shot in Warm-Ups, Casually Signs Autograph

    Stephen Curry has a fastidious pregame routine. He warms up, shoots around and chucks up some 40-foot shots as he heads to the tunnel. Curry will also sign some autographs on his way to the locker room, if he’s feeling it...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 84,191 reads 51 comments

  16. Philadelphia 76ers Reached Peak Tanking in Dallas Mavericks Blowout

    Don't call the 0-8  Philadelphia 76ers a dumpster fire. That's an affront to smoldering refuse. General manager Sam Hinkie 's tanking effort is more like a deep space exploration into the outer reaches of awfulness...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 71,833 reads 142 comments

  17. Aaron Rodgers Says He Strained His Back Standing Around During Bears Blowout

    If you’re looking to push a lingering Chicago Bears fan over the brink of oblivion, feel free to read to him some recent admissions made by Aaron Rodgers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 138,429 reads 114 comments

  18. Jose Canseco Says Human Beings Will Rule the Galaxy by Traveling Via Comet

    Jose Canseco laid down a line of rock-solid scientific logic Thursday afternoon, waxing poetic about comets and their untapped potential as intergalactic taxi cabs...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 60,447 reads 74 comments

  19. Johnny Manziel Says Tiger Woods Once Snubbed Him for an Autograph

    Johnny Manziel will never forget the time Tiger Woods sandbagged him on an autograph request. The Cleveland Browns backup sat down recently for an interview with Golf Digest ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 283,408 reads 91 comments

  20. Yao Ming Struggles to Sit Inside SUV, Opts for Back Seat

    While it’s never easy being cheesy, it’s a much bigger pain in the rump to be a 7’6” person in a regular-sized human world...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 53,405 reads 33 comments

  21. JR Smith Pulls the Ultimate JR Smith, Bricks Potential Game-Winner off Glass

    J.R. Smith arrives in the clutch. Exactly which version of Smith shows up, however, can never be known until it’s way too late...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 155,998 reads 179 comments

  22. Rick Ross Says He'd Bet $100K on Heat to Finish with Better Record Than Cavs

    Rick Ross sounded off on the Cleveland Cavaliers in a recent interview, saying that there’s no way LeBron James and Co. finish with a better record than the Miami Heat this year...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 87,372 reads 258 comments

  23. AAU Coach Says HS Basketball Star's Guardian Looked to Make Money Off Prospects

    In what appears to be a bombshell development in the strange saga of Skal Labissiere ’s recruitment, an AAU coach has come forward with damning comments regarding the Haitian refugee’s legal guardian, Gerald Hamilton...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 3,559 reads 3 comments

  24. Family Taunting Brooklyn Nets with 'Nets.com' Looking to Sell Domain Name

    If you ever typed “Nets.com” into your Internet browser, funky things would happen. Sometimes you’d be taken to the Boston Celtics homepage. Other times you’d be thrown onto Jason Kidd’s website...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 60,932 reads 45 comments

  25. Randy Moss Explains How He Met Deion Sanders, Didn't Get Drafted by Cowboys

    Randy Moss is syrup. He's a caramel drizzle pouring down into a hot coffee. He is no longer solid. This, Moss says, is the sensation he felt when he met Deion Sanders for the first time...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 55,493 reads 46 comments