1. Meet 'Headis': A Ridiculous Table Sport from Germany

    It’s part table tennis, part soccer and it’s probably going to take over the beercade in the hip part of town...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 113,316 reads 33 comments

  2. 'Sports Illustrated' Story Reveals Absurd Details About Madison Bumgarner's Life

    Imagine if Mark Twain and Grantland Rice drank rye by a bonfire all night and attempted to come up with an American folk hero for the modern sports era...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 69,692 reads 51 comments

  3. Rangers' Kevin Klein Can Lose a Chunk of His Ear and Still Defeat You

    Hockey fans constantly bleat that their players are the toughest in American sports. No one eats a 108 mph pain sandwich and comes back asking for a second scoop of vulcanized rubber like a hockey player, they say...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 46,994 reads 21 comments

  4. Navy to Wear Custom 'Don't Tread on Me' Uniforms for Army-Navy Game

    Under Armour is rolling out custom uniforms for the Navy Midshipmen in time for Saturday’s Army-Navy game, and, as you might expect, the gear is as American as Duke Nukem fist-fighting a crepe iron...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 147,028 reads 59 comments

  5. Best and Worst Free Swag at the 2014-15 College Football Bowl Games

    Bowl season is here, meaning college football players who have earned the right to make their school additional gobs of money can finally go about snapping up free stuff without fear of NCAA reprisal...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 113,539 reads 52 comments

  6. Robert Griffin III Punting Footballs for 40 Minutes Is a Sad, Inexplicable Story

    There's eating Thanksgiving alone, floating silently in space after a satellite explosion and punting footballs to yourself after practice. That's it—the top three loneliest experiences a human being can have...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 734,182 reads 528 comments

  7. Johnny Manziel Appears More Than Ready to Replace Brian Hoyer

    Like the last pump of lighter fluid squeezed onto a smoldering trash fire, I submit to you a GIF of Johnny Manziel appearing to plead his case for the starting position in Cleveland...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 309,184 reads 285 comments

  8. Jags Owner Shad Khan Has a Big New Yacht You Should Look at and Hatefully Admire

    It's not a boat. It's Shad Khan's new yacht, and as of Friday afternoon, it's parked right up on the Northbank Riverwalk in Jacksonville, Florida...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 153,150 reads 139 comments

  9. Arian Foster Speaks with British Accent During Media Interview

    For reasons likely founded in boredom, Arian Foster addressed the media in a British accent Thursday. The Houston Texans running back spoke on an array of subjects, vacillating from the accent to his normal speaking voice...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 60,768 reads 49 comments

  10. Nebraska DE Takes Selfie with Raccoon, Kills Animal After Being Bitten

    "It was a raccoon selfie gone completely wrong." Let these words from Jack Gangwish set the table for one of the weirder stories you'll hear today...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 101,219 reads 156 comments

  11. Ford Blimp Crashes into Crowd at Portland Trail Blazers Game

    Corporations are finding new and exciting ways to get closer to you than you'd ever be comfortable with. It starts with a pizza chain digging into your subconscious for topping ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 55,830 reads 28 comments

  12. Another Ref Has Fallen Prey to Collateral Tipoff Violence

    A scant few days after an elbow left a referee motionless on the floor at the Barclays Center, another college basketball official has fallen prey to painful, accidental contact during a tipoff ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 59,603 reads 39 comments

  13. Chip Kelly Burns Former Doubters While Discussing Florida Coaching Job

    Head-coach firing season is well underway in college football, meaning any NFL coach who’s ever smelled a bowl game or looks like they’d enjoy intimidating teenagers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 91,387 reads 80 comments

  14. John Wall Capitalizes on 4-Point Play, Resurrects Antoine Walker Shimmy

    John Wall made Antoine Walker and ODB proud Wednesday night. The Washington Wizards guard pulled up and banked in a contested triple over Kobe Bryant during his team’s 111-95 banishing of the Los Angeles Lakers ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 73,244 reads 28 comments

  15. Magic Rookie Elfrid Payton Airmails 2 Consecutive Free Throws Against Clippers

    There’s a lot to like about Elfrid Payton. The Orlando Magic rookie handles the ball well and hounds opponents on the defensive end. Plus, his hair is the subject of Nick Young’s most rapturous night fevers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 85,455 reads 54 comments

  16. Caroline Wozniacki May Be Dating Washington Redskins LB Ryan Kerrigan

    If you’ve been out and about rubbing elbows at D.C.-area soirees in recent weeks (and who hasn’t?) you may have seen Caroline Wozniacki hanging with Washington Redskins linebacker Ryan Kerrigan...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 51,932 reads 36 comments

  17. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Attacked by Moondog on Cavaliers' Kiss Cam

    To give you an idea of LeBron James’ pull and the bizarro world we now live in, Cleveland has become a Midwestern Mecca of sorts...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 123,943 reads 54 comments

  18. Nets Fan Ejected from MSG, Gets Carried Out Without Prosthetic Leg

    A Brooklyn Nets fan may be missing his prosthesis after being carried out of Madison Square Garden last night. TheBrooklynGame...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 66,170 reads 91 comments

  19. Indiana-Pittsburgh Recap: Return of the Lunchpail Players

    Indiana basketball turned into a Chevy truck commercial Tuesday night. You know how those ads go: The grizzled cowboy-dad repairing a fence, one eye on the horizon as the red sun sets on another callus-building day in God’s country...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 4,187 reads 10 comments

  20. Darnell Dockett Is Ordering Pizza and Live-Tweeting During Jury Duty Appearance

    Darnell Dockett , alligator owner and gun enthusiast, is honoring his civic obligation today and “participating” in the judicial thrill ride that is jury duty...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 107,405 reads 141 comments

  21. Online Daters in Kentucky Use the Word 'Basketball' to Find Love

    In a whimsical bit of data-mining, Mashable .com reached out to the online dating service Match.com and asked for a state-by-state breakdown of the most popular word listed in users’ profiles...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 232 reads 0 comments

  22. Blake Bortles Admits Trying to Talk to Sideline with His NFL Helmet Transmitter

    "Blake, you don't have to make the walkie -talkie sound . There isn 't a microphone. No one can hear you...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 214,639 reads 103 comments

  23. Justin Bieber Hangs with Patriots After Clippers Game, Dooms Team's Season

    Do you want the good news or the bad news first, Patriots fans? The good news is you’re alive today—living, breathing and doing things on this wonderful ball of dirt we call Earth...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 145,941 reads 184 comments

  24. Tony Parker Lists Players Traded by Spurs While Praising Franchise's Loyalty

    Much is made about the San Antonio Spurs and how they "build around their guys." And for the most part, this is true...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 87,049 reads 19 comments

  25. Tom Brady Drops Several F-Bombs During Patriots' Loss to Packers

    No one bites into an F-bomb quite like Tom Brady . The New England Patriots quarterback barked out several apparent expletives as the Green Bay Packers chewed up the final minutes of Sunday night's "Super Bowl preview" game...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 days ago 177,769 reads 143 comments