1. Mike Francesa Unloads on Caller Defending Tom Brady, Is Not Interested in 'Math'

    Got a hot take in defense of Tom Brady ? Have you slaved over mortar and pestle for the last 72 hours coming up with bulletproof scientific evidence proving that he and the New ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 57,447 reads 329 comments

  2. 'Boston Herald' Runs Front Page Claiming Deflategate Is About 'Envy'

    Boston sports fans are a fascinating breed. They live in the vicinity of other humans, but they have diverged onto their own evolutionary path over the years due to isolation ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 days ago 79,130 reads 410 comments

  3. Doc's Strange Son, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Austin Rivers

    I realized the End Times were upon us when Austin Rivers began taunting one of the world's best basketball players. It was the third quarter of Game 3, and the Los Angeles Clippers were smacking a Houston Rockets team into further oblivion...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 5,549 reads 12 comments

  4. Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 410 Pounds to Join 1,000-Pound Club, Is Not Human

    While the "dad bod" blight sweeps over the nation, leaving a trail of sweatpants and apathy in its wake, Australian actor/muscle glacier Hugh Jackman is here to remind you what a real man looks like...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 173,443 reads 223 comments

  5. Philadelphia 76ers Reveal New Team Logos and Uniform Unveiling Date

    Rebranding is a tricky and thankless undertaking for sports franchises. If you do a good job, people on the Internet will complain and mock you. If you do a bad job, all of the people on the Internet will complain and mock you roundly...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 125,153 reads 112 comments

  6. Elvis Andrus Is Tormenting Adrian Beltre with Head Taps Again

    Like the real-life Family Guy chicken fight , Elvis Andrus and Adrian Beltre remain locked in an unending battle of wits and reflexes...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 days ago 52,861 reads 25 comments

  7. Internet Churns Out 'Top Gun' Memes After David Blatt's 'Fighter Pilot' Remark

    After being called out for nearly doing a very dumb thing at the end of Sunday's Game 4 thriller against the Chicago Bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers head coach David Blatt said a very dumb thing in defense of his prior near-dumbness...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 45,272 reads 63 comments

  8. Spearfisher Captures Close Encounter with Great White Shark on GoPro Camera

    Adding another chapter to the constantly expanding tome Why the Ocean Is a Vast Abyss of Unspeakable Horrors You Should Avoid at All Times , a spearfishing enthusiast has uploaded footage of his open-sea encounter with a huge great white shark..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 154,318 reads 60 comments

  9. Alexander Ovechkin Guarantees Game 7 Win over New York Rangers

    UPDATE: May 13. The New York Post has a message for Ovechkin and the Capitals about their guarantees of a win in Game 7. Per The Tennessean 's Adam Vingam: Classic Post. ---End of Update-- UPDATE: May 12...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 47,915 reads 136 comments

  10. Frustrated Dwight Howard Invites Heckler to 'Come Out Here' onto Court

    The Houston Rockets were once a basketball team. They had great players—really talented guys who thumped on the NBA 's hard-bitten Western Conference to the tune of 56 regular-season wins in 2014-15...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 124,082 reads 279 comments

  11. AFL Player Gets Ejected from Game, Hits Child in Stands with Thrown Helmet

    Portland Thunder cornerback Quincy Butler is out of a job after an incident that occurred during Saturday’s away game against the Philadelphia Soul. Butler, who spent time on NFL rosters with the St...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 139,954 reads 80 comments

  12. George Hill Is Trying Out the Dennis Rodman Look with Platinum Blond Hair Dye

    Sometimes you've got to mix it up. Whether it be trying a new place for lunch or changing your name to "Popeye Flores" and fading into Bolivian , keeping the mind and body guessing is key to retaining one's sanity...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 34,505 reads 68 comments

  13. Terrified Robert Allenby Allows Raccoon to Play Through at Players Championship

    You may remember Robert Allenby, the golfer who in January told the world he was kidnapped and beaten during a night out in Hawaii but had his story called into question ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 24,192 reads 21 comments

  14. Jon Stewart's Message for Tom Brady: 'You Cheating F--k'

    In Revelation, the Bible lists a number of specific and horrible happenings that will afflict the world when the end times draw nigh. Among them are clouds of locusts, the Earth's rivers turning to blood and a 72-hour pan-network marathon of Castle .

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 208,533 reads 300 comments

  15. Here's a Picture of Tim Duncan Indoor Skydiving in a Poofy Suit

    Tim Duncan has some heavy questions to ask himself this offseason. Should he retire? Can he physically sustain another NBA season? Should he eat this funnel cake and ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 57,126 reads 58 comments

  16. Keith Olbermann Says NFL Should Suspend Tom Brady for a Year

    ESPN takesman Keith Olbermann dutifully went about delivering the hotness his occupation requires Thursday, saying the NFL should suspend Tom Brady for his involvement in the Deflategate scandal...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 days ago 63,637 reads 285 comments

  17. Carmelo Anthony and a Bunch of Clippers Players to Cameo in 'TMNT' Sequel

    The sequel to 2014’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is already in production, and all evidence suggests one scene will feature a basketball game chock-full of stars...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 36,303 reads 45 comments

  18. Report: Matt Barnes Apologized to James Harden's Mother for In-Game Insults

    Matt Barnes is a pretty huge jerk. This is less an opinion than it is an observation. The man is an enforcer—the guy who comes into your house, washes your whites and colors together, and pees in the Keurig before leaving...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 179,823 reads 318 comments

  19. Did a Cleveland Cavaliers Fan Spit Dip on Joakim Noah During Game 2?

    Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls has done much to endear himself to the good people of Ohio in recent weeks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 125,667 reads 457 comments

  20. Bob Uecker and Joe Block Were Trapped in Broadcast Booth During Brewers Game

    The Milwaukee Brewers beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 6-3 Wednesday night. The victory marked a quality win for a team that’s struggled out of the gate this season, and it’s ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 17,702 reads 11 comments

  21. Pope Francis Is Now an Honorary Harlem Globetrotter and Baller Cum Laude

    The Harlem Globetrotters visited the Pope, which, I must confess, is a fantastic sentence to read and/or write...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 8,025 reads 23 comments

  22. Shaquille O'Neal Fell on 'Inside the NBA' and the Internet Memes Keep Coming

    As a rare change of pace, an absurd and funny thing occurred on Inside the NBA that was unscripted and completely out of left field...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 days ago 442,616 reads 113 comments

  23. Internet Reacts to Text Messages Published in Wells Report on Deflategate

    Attorney Ted Wells published the findings of his NFL -commissioned inquiry into the New England Patriots ' Deflategate scandal on Wednesday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 207,915 reads 263 comments

  24. Paul George Poses with Bass, Says He Won a Fishing Tournament

    You've lost Paul George , Indiana. He's gone now. Possibly forever. A far more insidious force than injury has claimed George, an affliction you can't ice or immunize against—competitive relaxation...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 30,904 reads 46 comments

  25. D.J. Vanderwerf Shines as 3-Sport High School Athlete with Prosthetic Leg

    Can he scramble? Will it pop off if he gets hit? Will it hurt the players who hit him? These are the questions D.J. Vanderwerf faced when he entered the realm of high school sports as the only young man in his area playing with an artificial limb...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 20 days ago 43,598 reads 29 comments