1. The Chicago Bears Are Far Too Turned Up for Kyle Long to Comprehend

    Does anyone know a language specialist? Preferably someone fluent in Rich Gang-inese? I’m asking for Kyle Long , who’s having trouble keeping up with the linguistics of the locker room turn-up...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 hours ago 25,642 reads 11 comments

  2. Let's Watch Bruce Pearl Lip-Sync a Taylor Swift Song in a Wig

    Some things are best left unexplained. Take this footage of Bruce Pearl lip-syncing a Taylor Swift song, for example. AL...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 hours ago 2,138 reads 1 comments

  3. Paul Pierce Attends Capitals' Stanley Cup Playoffs Game, Mad Dogs Islanders

    Paul Pierce is in the midst of a late-career renaissance—or, at the very least, he’s using his last drops of gas to burn donuts in the postseason parking lot as he presents a middle-finger to the North...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 hours ago 29,000 reads 43 comments

  4. Russian League Baller Drains 21 of 27 Free Throws While Blindfolded

    Los Angeles Clippers center DeAndre Jordan is really good at basketball—some would argue great. But no matter how many shots he blocks or souls he snatches from the still-warm ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 15,130 reads 20 comments

  5. HS Softball Pitcher Strikes Out 23 Over Course of Perfect Game, Still Loses

    A hot pitcher conjures up some of sports' weirdest little traditions. The team ignores the pitcher, and the stands get quiet...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 382,308 reads 170 comments

  6. Sports Fans Upset Over ESPN 2 Airing 'Heroes of the Dorm' Gaming Competition

    ESPN 2 is a twisting nether of weirdness. At any given moment, anything—or perhaps everything— could be happening on this station...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 156,110 reads 317 comments

  7. Tony Romo Promises Super Bowl Win in 2016 for Dallas Cowboys

    Tony Romo stepped onstage Thursday at the Nancy Lieberman Foundation Gala and acknowledged two things. The first was that his life is coming to a close, as evidenced by the lifetime achievement award Romo held in his hand...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 30,086 reads 107 comments

  8. Here's Tiger Woods Standing Next to Yao Ming, Who Is Still Huge

    In what should serve as your semiannual reminder that Yao Ming is a comically large person, the former Houston Rockets star met up with Tiger Woods onstage at a Nike promotional event in Shanghai on Friday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 61,417 reads 43 comments

  9. Anderson Varejao Plants an Unexpected Kiss on Iman Shumpert During Game 3

    Sometimes you love your bro so much you just want to lay a big wet one on his cheek. But sometimes, when you try to land that big wet one, your bro turns at the last instant and you kind of, like, grace lips and stuff...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 106,493 reads 41 comments

  10. Cardale Jones Will Buy Any Game Necessary in Order to Keep Beating Young OSU Fan

    Cardale Jones is vicious. Some might call him savage. The Ohio State Buckeyes' national championship-winning quarterback indiscriminately napalmed some of the best defenses ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 56,409 reads 41 comments

  11. Fan Throws Giant Octopus on Ice at Detroit Red Wings Playoff Game

    The roots of the hurling of octopi at Detroit Red Wings playoff games go back to the 1950s. It began as a symbolic offering to ensure a bountiful harvest season for the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 240,183 reads 115 comments

  12. Bartolo Colon Runs Down and Tags out A.J. Pierzynski, Remains a Living Legend

    I’ve seen a baby open its eyes for the first time. I’ve driven through a hailstorm inside of a fog bank. I once watched the sun rise over the Blue Ridge Mountains...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 56,302 reads 47 comments

  13. Brett Gardner Chases Foul Ball, Knocks Beer All over Detroit Tigers Fan

    The New York Yankees are currently locked in a 1-1 game with the Detroit Tigers on a chilly day at Comerica Park...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 18,180 reads 12 comments

  14. Hey, Mike Woodson: Did You Eat That Woman's Chips?

    With a heavy heart I come to you today to pose a question I never thought I’d have to consider in my time here on Earth: Is Mike Woodson a chip thief? It’s not something ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 53,147 reads 40 comments

  15. Chris Paul Throws an All-Time Hissy Fit During Loss to Spurs

    Have you heard about Chris Paul ’s intensity? How about his almond-colored eyes that see all and radiate like sun crystals as he parses the court with unforgiving ferocity? ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 307,332 reads 338 comments

  16. Jacked Woman Vaporizes Unprepared Man on Arena Football Flex Cam

    Summer is coming, guys. If you aren ’t already, you should be working on leaning up that mass of muscle and microwaved carbohydrates you’ ve been carefully cultivating over the winter...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 1,034,128 reads 74 comments

  17. Manny Pacquiao Sings and Receives Advice from Dr. Phil on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

    With the days counting down to their should’ve-happened-eight-years-ago mega-superfight, Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao are on the mass media warpath...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 17,386 reads 28 comments

  18. Drake Daps Up Paul Pierce After Another Toronto Raptors Playoffs Loss to Wizards

    Being Drake means making tough choices. White or gold owls? Running or jogging with woes? Toronto or Houston ? Or Miami ? Are three towns feasible? It's a tough life, and ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 60,875 reads 101 comments

  19. Pekka Rinne Loses Puck in His Labyrinthine Pads for 3 Minutes Against Blackhawks

    Like a man digging for his cell phone after a night on the couch, Pekka Rinne had his work cut out for him Tuesday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 6,286 reads 11 comments

  20. Jay Feely Says Tim Tebow Is the 'Worst Quarterback' He's Ever Seen

    Jay Feely loves Tim Tebow . He respects the heck out of him. He couldn't appreciate his efforts in the community any more than he already does...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 83,836 reads 328 comments

  21. Brooks Orpik Takes Skate to His Face, Gets Hit with Beer in Win Over Islanders

    You know those men's facial lotion commercials ? The ones where a guy gets slapped in the mouth by a fish and then by a woman and then by every other animate or inanimate object ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 37,409 reads 36 comments

  22. ESPN to Produce '30 for 30' Film on O.J. Simpson's Life

    Having apparently waited the requisite number of years for a deep dive on the life of a former celebrity turned miscreant and accused murderer, ESPN recently let slip that it will be producing a 30 for 30 episode on former Buffalo Bills running back O.

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 34,762 reads 54 comments

  23. MMA Goes Medieval, 'Knight' Fights to Become Fixture at Events

    Taking a page from the Medieval Times book of crowd entertainment, Russian mixed martial arts promotion M-1 Global began hosting armored knight jousts as in-between-fight spectacles in 2014...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 13,144 reads 16 comments

  24. Miami Hurricanes Release Hype Tape for Sun Life Stadium Renovations

    The Miami Hurricanes are preparing for all of the insanely expensive and awesome things that will soon be added to Sun Life Stadium as part of a $400 million renovation funded by Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 23,261 reads 29 comments

  25. Man with Muscular Dystrophy Guts Out 20-Hour Boston Marathon Journey

    As an athletic event inspired by the story of a guy who finished it and then died , the marathon is a grueling physical meat grinder of will and endurance...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 33,207 reads 19 comments