1. Earl Thomas Surprises HS Sweetheart with Proposal at Youth Football Camp

    Seattle Seahawks safety and bipedal satchel charge Earl Thomas pulled a fast one over the weekend with a surprise proposal for his longtime girlfriend, Nina. KFDM .com (h/t Seahawks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 hours ago 11,879 reads 17 comments

  2. LeBron James' Free-Agency Ransom Note for Dan Gilbert

    In late-breaking NBA news, a source close to the Cleveland Cavaliers has leaked what appears to be a list of free-agency demands sent from LeBron James to team owner Dan Gilbert...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 hours ago 214,427 reads 164 comments

  3. Mets Paying Retired Bobby Bonilla More Cash in 2015 Than Harvey, deGrom Combined

    On a day when NBA and NHL players across the nation are stamping their names on fat new contracts, it's Bobby Bonilla who will once again make out like the slickest of diamond thieves...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 hours ago 102,393 reads 51 comments

  4. John McCain Bravely Fails to Catch Falling Foul Ball at Diamondbacks Game

    I'll say one thing: John McCain gave it a whirl, guys. The 78-year-old Arizona senator did what he could when a Jimmy Rollins foul ball bounced off a wall at Chase Field on Tuesday night and began falling directly toward his head...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 hours ago 13,542 reads 45 comments

  5. Stephen Curry Passes LeBron James in NBA Jersey Sales

    After a record-breaking season that ended in league MVP honors and an NBA title, Stephen Curry is quite firmly on top of the NBA mountain...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 129,693 reads 149 comments

  6. Report: Jim Harbaugh Recruiting HS Football Player He Once Babysat

    If there's one thing professional Harbaughlogists can all agree on, it's that Jim Harbaugh 's return to college football is the gift that continues to give...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 27,718 reads 27 comments

  7. Jason Kipnis Scores on Terribly Botched Intentional Walk Attempt

    In a moment of profound muscle confusion, Ronald Belisario forgot how to float an easy outside ball while attempting to intentionally walk Michael Brantley at the end of Monday night's game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Cleveland Indians..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 30,077 reads 21 comments

  8. Bill Walton Is Having the Summer of His Life Touring with the Grateful Dead

    It brings me no small amount of pleasure to inform you ESPN sportscaster/human puff of hookah smoke Bill Walton is having himself a summer to remember...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 56,667 reads 48 comments

  9. Speed Flyer Parachutes into Moving Cable Car 492 Feet Above the Ground

    Arnaud Longobardi is a speed flyer , which is daredevil speak for "parachute-wielding crazy person." His pastimes include jumping off mountains and staring death in its good ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 19,726 reads 13 comments

  10. A Very Sweaty Rob Gronkowski Freestyle Raps About Women 'As Hot as Crocodiles'

    In important rap news, hip-hop's Mount Rushmore gained another head this weekend, when smiling vodka bison Rob Gronkowski made a stop in Georgia to drop some hot lines on an unsuspecting crowd...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 35,571 reads 54 comments

  11. Let's Watch Aaron Rodgers Try to Keep Up with Olivia Munn's 'X-Men' Training

    If you're familiar with the Olivia Munn- Aaron Rodgers connection, you'll know the relationship mostly consists of Munn being badass and Rodgers just trying to keep up. He's hopelessly goofy; she wants to talk about getting down...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 272,956 reads 65 comments

  12. Steve Matai Crushes David Tyrrell with Blindside Hit, Is an Absolute Monster

    Here's something fun/sure to make your vertebrae tingle with anxiety: Steve Matai hit David Tyrrell hard enough to spark nuclear fission. The hit occurred during Friday's tilt between the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles and the South Sydney Rabbitohs...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 45,470 reads 20 comments

  13. Remember the Time D'Angelo Russell's Mind Was Blown by a Blake Griffin Dunk?

    I can't in good conscience type the words "a young D'Angelo Russell" while describing a guy currently 19 years of age, so we'll just go with "a younger D'Angelo Russell...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 152,936 reads 99 comments

  14. New NBA Rookies Are Learning the Internet Never Forgets

    The Internet doesn't forget. Like the North, the web remembers and will hold on to your data and activity for years and years (unless it's an article you've slaved over for hours, in which case it will glitch and blink out of existence forever)...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 571,100 reads 109 comments

  15. NBA Players Can't Believe the Comparisons Jalen Rose Made During 2015 NBA Draft

    Jalen Rose is struggling out there. I don't know if the loss of wingman Bill Simmons has left him in a state of semiconsciousness or if he's just Jalen-ing at an all-time level, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 522,007 reads 298 comments

  16. 13-Year-Old Bow Tie Entrepreneur Moziah Bridges Steals Show at 2015 NBA Draft

    If you watched Moziah Bridges' brief segment during the NBA draft Thursday night, there's a good chance you immediately went to a mirror and started asking yourself some hard questions...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 133,711 reads 43 comments

  17. Adrian Peterson Wrecks Trying to Flex Around His House on a PhunkeeDuck

    The PhunkeeDuck is a small personal transporter, similar to a Segway . It's hands-free, and riders appear to steer it via foot pressure or mind control (I'm sure I'll shortly receive a PR packet explaining it at length)...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 79,907 reads 59 comments

  18. New York Knicks Fans Are Loving the Team Drafting Kristaps Porzingis

    Just kidding. They're crying and holding their faces in despair. Most New York Knicks fans in attendance at the Barclays Center on Thursday night dropped their heads when the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 157,119 reads 306 comments

  19. Tracking Prospects' Suits and Gear at the 2015 NBA Draft

    The 2015 NBA draft is drawing near, meaning that over the next few hours, you'll see young men using, abusing and living dangerously on the tightrope of draft-day fashion...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 55,856 reads 100 comments

  20. Peyton Manning Sends Letter, Gift to Family of 15-Year-Old Fan Killed in Crash

    Logan Brown would've celebrated his 16th birthday Tuesday. A 15-year-old student and football player at Reitz High School in Evansville, Indiana, Brown died in March after a head-on car collision with an accused drunk driver...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 26,703 reads 42 comments

  21. Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler Demolish SI Writer for Anti-Women's Sports Comments

    Earlier this week, Sports Illustrated NFL writer Andy Benoit dragged a buffalo wing over the screen of his smartphone and typed out a message claiming women's sports aren't worth watching ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 69,803 reads 10 comments

  22. Calgary Flames' Jiri Hudler Wins Lady Byng Trophy, Gives Speech in His Socks

    You knew Jiri Hudler ' s speech had all-timer potential when he took the stage in bright red and blue socks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 4,191 reads 2 comments

  23. Kristaps Porzingis Wants to Take Rihanna on a Date with Jay Z and Beyonce

    You'll be hearing a lot about Kristaps Porzingis in the coming weeks. The 7'1", 19-year-old prospect out of Latvia is Nightcrawler-ing up draft boards and garnering a frightening amount of ink as the 2015 NBA draft draws near...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 112,894 reads 127 comments

  24. Terry Francona Says He Once Ate 17 Popsicles, Nearly Barfed All over His House

    You know what's delicious? Fruit bars. Ice-cold pops filled with chunks of real fruit are the king of low-calorie desserts. They give you your daily recommended value of nutritious fruit without all the hassle of chewing...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 16,183 reads 17 comments

  25. Internet Reacts to Atlanta Hawks' New Neon Unis for 2015-16 Season

    The Atlanta Hawks unveiled some aggressive new uniforms for the 2015-16 season on Wednesday. The look is heavy on "volt green" neon—perhaps the most divisive of all jersey hues in the known world...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 83,575 reads 109 comments