1. Jeff Francoeur Pranked Again by Teammates, Gets Locked in Bathroom

    Today is a strange day for journeyman pitcher Jeff Francoeur. On the bright side, the San Diego Padres are calling the 30-year-old pitcher back up to the bigs to play outfielder...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 hour ago 1,319 reads 0 comments

  2. Chris Bosh Is Selling His Ridiculous $14.5 Million California Mansion

    After agreeing to a max contract deal with the Miami Heat earlier this month, Chris Bosh has decided to sell his California mansion in the Pacific Palisades. Los Angeles Times reporter Neal J...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 hours ago 39,426 reads 57 comments

  3. Reggie Wayne Shows Up to Indianapolis Colts Training Camp in IndyCar

    Reggie Wayne showed up to training camp in an IndyCar on Wednesday morning, because these are the things Reggie Wayne does...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 hours ago 77,267 reads 37 comments

  4. Sammy Watkins Stumbles, Makes Absurd 1-Handed Catch at Bills Training Camp

    In case you needed reminding: Sammy Watkins is stupidly good at catching footballs. On Wednesday morning, the Buffalo Bills rookie wideout pulled off a ridiculous catch during practice that left his coaches and teammates chuckling...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 hours ago 127,896 reads 74 comments

  5. Tour de France Rider Thomas Voeckler Stops Mid-Race to Yell at Spectators

    The Tour de France is entering its most excruciating stages, and, as you'd expect, riders' nerves are running raw...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 15,571 reads 12 comments

  6. Cliff Lee Concludes Interview with Loud Fart, Asks If Reporters Got It on Tape

    If there are no more questions, Cliff Lee would like to end this interview on a wet, crinkly note. After two months on the disabled list, the Philadelphia Phillies starter ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 159,855 reads 141 comments

  7. Bored Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Videobomb Sideline Reporter

    Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez were bored Monday night. After a weekend of painful plunks to their respective left hands, the two Los Angeles Dodgers found themselves confined ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 33,495 reads 8 comments

  8. Seattle Seahawks Mascot Jukes 49ers Fan, Leaves Him on the Ground

    One particularly ponderous San Francisco 49ers fan is in the market for a fresh set of ankles after challenging Blitz, the Seattle Seahawks mascot, to a one-on-one coverage competition...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 136,992 reads 132 comments

  9. Report: Titans QB Zach Mettenberger Sucker-Punched by Man in Nashville Bar

    In one of the more ridiculous stories from the weekend, it would appear Tennessee Titans rookie quarterback and former LSU Tigers star Zach Mettenberger was sucker-punched by a man while hanging out at a bar in downtown Nashville, Tennessee...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 141,573 reads 257 comments

  10. Shelby Miller Trust-Falls His Way into St. Louis Cardinals Bullpen

    Becoming one with the bullpen requires an act of trust and respect. You can’t just walk into the pit and expect to find a home—that sense of family is earned, and the St...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 34,865 reads 17 comments

  11. Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane Engage in Dance Contest at Blackhawks Convention

    The seventh annual Chicago Blackhawks Convention kicked off last Friday with the usual fanfare. Players assembled to give autographs, talk to fans and engage in Q&A sessions with the people who pay their salaries...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 9,740 reads 11 comments

  12. Did Rory McIlroy Drink Jagermeister from the Claret Jug After Open Championship?

    Jagermeister is many things, but "drink of champions" isn't a label often associated with licorice-flavored fist-pump fuel...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 51,415 reads 19 comments

  13. Flavor Flav Shows Up at NBA Summer League Game, Has a Ton of Keys

    Flavor Flav is a man about town and national treasure, but we have to ask: Why does he have so many keys? The Public Enemy head figure turned up in Las Vegas this week to ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 9,235 reads 13 comments

  14. LeBron James Asks Fans on Instagram What Number He Should Wear with Cavaliers

    Stay with what works? Or return to an old classic? While it appeared LeBron James planned to continue wearing No. 6 in his return to the Cleveland Cavaliers , the matter may not be decided...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 286,946 reads 919 comments

  15. Dallas Stars' Tyler Seguin Allows Golf Pro to Hit Tee Shot off His Groin

    It takes supreme confidence and a hefty plate of huevos rancheros to let someone hit a golf ball off your body...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 43,082 reads 24 comments

  16. Packers Linebacker AJ Hawk Tackles Fan at Celebrity Golf Tournament

    Happy Gilmore would've smiled on A.J. Hawk this week. The Green Bay Packers linebacker was in a rather giving mood Thursday, obliging a fan at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship tournament in a hit-stick moment...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 738,316 reads 126 comments

  17. 5'7” Japanese PG Yuki Togashi Is Taking over the NBA Summer League

    Comically short NBA players are a dying breed. While never a prolific cross section of the league, it always seemed like each generation of the last 30 years had its marquee Mighty Mouse...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 401,777 reads 182 comments

  18. Nats' Anthony Rendon Doesn't Watch Baseball Because It's 'Too Long and Boring'

    You know what’s more fun than watching baseball on television? Documentaries on the horrors of trench warfare...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 28,894 reads 81 comments

  19. Factory Worker John Singleton Living His Dream by Playing in Open Championship

    He works in a factory. His knees are shot. He doesn’t have a sponsor to his name. Conventional wisdom declares that John Singleton has no business playing in the Open Championship, ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 8,428 reads 7 comments

  20. Tracy McGrady Retires from Baseball After Throwing 1st Career Strikeout

    At 35, Tracy McGrady ’s journey through the world of professional baseball may be over, but no one can say he didn't go out on top...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 167,728 reads 34 comments

  21. Ernie Els Misses Easy Putts, Triple-Bogeys 1st Hole at Open Championship

    Ernie Els managed to turn a short putt into a mortifying odyssey at The Open Championship on Thursday. Michael Shamburger of The Big Lead (h/t Pete Blackburn of Next Impulse Sports ) uploaded a Vine of Els' first-hole meltdown...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 16,733 reads 6 comments

  22. Browns TE Jordan Cameron Throws Down Nasty Windmill at the Gym

    New day. Same hops. Same Jordan Cameron . If you haven’t heard by now, Cleveland Browns tight end Jordan Cameron can get up there...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 41,067 reads 16 comments

  23. Joel Embiid Lays Some Game on Kim Kardashian, Learns She's Married

    Hey, Kim Kardashian. Joel Embiid just wanted to drop a tweet and let you know that anytime you’re feeling lonely, his inbox is wide open. Update: July 22, 2014, at 5:23 p...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 886,482 reads 756 comments

  24. Boston Radio Host Calls Erin Andrews 'Gutless B---H' After Wainwright Interview

    UPDATE: July 17 at 4:45 p.m. ET. Minihane has posted a statement on the WEEI website apologizing for his remarks concerning Andrews...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 807,991 reads 436 comments

  25. Gabrielle Union Is Glad Dwyane Wade Is Staying in Miami Because the DMV Is Awful

    Gabrielle Union is glad fiance Dwyane Wade is staying in Miami. After all, it’s where he came to fame and where he forged his legacy, and leaving would mean abandoning their home...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 61,763 reads 42 comments