1. Jacksonville Jaguars Send Letter Asking Fans to Sit Down at Games

    Hey, Jaguars fans. How about you stop being all boisterous and vertical for one minute and let the rest of the real fans enjoy the game? These are the sentiments relayed in ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 minutes ago 12 reads 0 comments

  2. Eagles Cartoons Show Fans How to Raise Kids, Promote Defecating on Cowboys Logo

    If you don’t scream in your child’s face or feed them their daily, cheese-covered meat hoagie , you’re not raising them to be a proper Philadelphia Eagles fan...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 hours ago 4,669 reads 10 comments

  3. Geno Smith Utterly Destroyed a Man on the Sidelines During 'MNF'

    Standing on the sidelines of a football game is a bit like waiting on a corner where cars and buses routinely run off the road...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 hours ago 13,301 reads 7 comments

  4. Angry Fantasy Owners Mistake Broncos LB for Chicago's Brandon Marshall

    At its best, Twitter is the bleeding edge of news—a place where you can find raw information on world events hours before it's broadcast on television...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 hours ago 68,891 reads 58 comments

  5. Philadelphia Eagles Fans Destroy DeSean Jackson Jerseys for Some Reason

    Philadelphia Eagles fans do not understand when or where to destroy jerseys—or rather, a cross section of their number seem to have mistaken a guy who was fired without cause for someone who purposefully abandoned ship...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 hours ago 27,361 reads 22 comments

  6. Lance Stephenson Releases Music Video for 'Hot N***a' Track

    Lance Stephenson dropped a rap remix titled “Hot N***a” in August. It wasn’t the best of raps; it wasn’t the worst of raps...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 23 hours ago 105,949 reads 16 comments

  7. Derek Jeter Denies Gift Basket Rumors

    After 20 years in the league, Derek Jeter appears to be loosening up. The New York Yankees captain is walking among the people , visiting bars he didn’t know existed ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 137,506 reads 46 comments

  8. Cleveland Cavaliers Lift Ban on Court-Storming LeBron James Fan

    The Cleveland Cavaliers are learning to forgive. Months after extending an olive branch and welcoming LeBron James back into the fold, Cavaliers upper management is rescinding the ban levied on court-rusher/LeBron superfan James Blair...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 125,022 reads 58 comments

  9. Mike Tyson Stops to Help Wrecked Motorist

    You're whipping down the freeway on a low-slung street bike. It's unclear how fast you're going, but you're not going slow. A giant yellow blur suddenly crosses your vision, and you're airborne, flipping end over end on the asphalt...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 65,542 reads 46 comments

  10. University of Tennessee Admits 19 Freshmen with Peyton Manning Namesakes

    Peyton Manning is old . Sure, he’s not Methuselah-brewing-bathtub-gin old, but the fact that 19 freshmen named in his honor just began taking classes this fall at the University ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 66,769 reads 22 comments

  11. Man Interrupts Roger Goodell Press Conference on NFL's Shortcomings

    UPDATE: September 19 at 4:56 p.m. ET. We finally have a full, non-grainy video of Benjy Bronk's shenanigans at Roger Goodell's press conference, courtesy of YouTube uploader Dr...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 378,169 reads 273 comments

  12. Waka Flocka Flame Fails to Dunk, Hits the Pavement

    This is a simple tale about a rapper who flew too close to the sun (or moon), melted and then fell in a heap on unforgiving concrete...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 67,746 reads 34 comments

  13. Devin Hester and Deion Sanders Share Emotional Moment During TNF Postgame Show

    Devin Hester made history on Thursday night, returning a punt against the hapless Tampa Bay Buccaneers and breaking Deion Sanders’ record (19) for all-time return touchdowns...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 157,215 reads 112 comments

  14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Center Snaps Ball into His Butt, Coins the 'Butt Snap'

    There are bad losses , and there is what happened to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Thursday night, which was less a resounding defeat than a gross monument to the possibilities of football in its lowest form...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 25,329 reads 18 comments

  15. Peyton Manning Implies Pizza Business Is 'Good' in Colorado Due to Legalization

    In a recent sit-down with Sports Illustrated 's Peter King , Peyton Manning more or less admitted that Colorado’s decision to legalize marijuana has been a huge boon for his pizza stores...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 462,649 reads 157 comments

  16. Gatorade Sends Off Derek Jeter with 'Made in New York' Commercial

    UPDATE: September 19 at 12:06 p.m. ET Chris Carlin, host of SportsNet NY's Loud Mouths, spoke out against Gatorade's "Made in New York" spot after the commercial took on viral status Thursday morning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 261,651 reads 75 comments

  17. NBA Teams Still Dropping Memes, Introduce 'NBADramas'

    Who’s ready for your weekly NBA meme roundup? That was weak, people. I need a roar. No? Alright, moving on...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 140,976 reads 104 comments

  18. Graph: Does Anyone Care About Your Fantasy Football Team?

    Does anyone give a hot, sweating damn about your fantasy football team? Short Answer: No. Longer answer: Kind of, but only in certain cases...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 80,816 reads 58 comments

  19. Did LeBron James Have His Hairline Fixed?

    Hold up. Wait. Stop the record, Dre. We need to talk about something crucially important to the social fabric—specifically, we need to discuss the state of the follicle union atop LeBron James ’ head...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 751,649 reads 392 comments

  20. Christian MMA Fight Ends in Painful, Double Hit-to-the-Groin KO

    If someone hammerfists you in the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. This could potentially be an axiom in the somewhat paradoxical world of Christian mixed martial ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 39,383 reads 32 comments

  21. Drake Now Wearing Marcus Mariota Jerseys at Concerts

    Oh, Drizzy. Where would we be without your revolving-door fanship of all things shiny and winning? Adding another front-runner to his stable of sporting allegiances, Drake walked out in two different Marcus Mariota jerseys at a concert on Saturday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 105,634 reads 239 comments

  22. Blake Griffin Showcases His Dramatic Side with 'Slam Poetry' Commercials

    Dunking basketballs and delivering lines—these are Blake Griffin ’s gifts. He was born to do these things...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 24,165 reads 23 comments

  23. Brandon Marshall Gives Jay Cutler a Victory Smooch After Beating 49ers

    The Chicago Bears had no business beating the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday night. Marc Trestman’s team came out flat as day-old seltzer at Levi’s Stadium, surrendering ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 35,231 reads 39 comments

  24. LSU Fans Topple over While Necking at Death Valley

    Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not envy or boast, but it will force its whisky breath upon you before taking you on a 50-50 rail slide down the stadium bleachers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 27,053 reads 23 comments

  25. Peyton Manning Rips into Julius Thomas During Chiefs Game

    Peyton Manning and Julius Thomas have developed one of the more explosive relationships in the National Football League...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 427,827 reads 315 comments