1. The Internet Reacts to Sepp Blatter Winning a 5th Term as FIFA President

    Sepp Blatter, FIFA grand overseer and real-life James Bond villain, won his fifth consecutive term as FIFA president on Friday, largely due to the fact that autocrats don't lose elections...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 64,831 reads 145 comments

  2. Russian Strongman Breaks World Record by Pulling a Friggin' House over 9 Feet

    It might be a shell of a house. It's probably unfurnished, just walls and windows. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a friggin' house, and Elbrus "The Human Tank" Nigmatullin set a world record by pulling it along on an elevated track...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 36,865 reads 26 comments

  3. And Here's Stephen Curry in a Bucket Hat Riding a Miniature Horse

    Every once in a while you stumble on pure, uncut Internet ambrosia. It could be a Vine of a guy crossing up a toddler or a YouTube video of a woman explaining how the smoke got her and she already has bronchitis...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 37,574 reads 85 comments

  4. A Fed Up Bob Ley Tears Up FIFA Agenda During Bogus Election Proceedings

    FIFA looks to be about as crooked as a croissant, and today, before the eyes of a historically watchful international audience, the organization seems to be putting on a corrupt internal election to match...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 124,980 reads 110 comments

  5. Report: WWE's Sheamus to Play Role of Rocksteady in 'TMNT 2'

    It’s not entirely official, but WWE ’s Sheamus appears to be pretty much locked in to play Rocksteady in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. The Daily Mail ’s Chelsea White (h/t IGN ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 25,945 reads 31 comments

  6. Let's Look at This Cute Baseball Baby Staying Warm at the Giants Game

    Baseball babies are probably the gnarliest babies. Not that there's anything inherently better about baseball, but babies at baseball games so often seem to unwittingly find themselves in wild situations...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 13,774 reads 13 comments

  7. Internet Reacts to Adrian Peterson's Twitter Rant About Contract with Vikings

    Thursday afternoon, Adrian Peterson went on a nearly hourlong Twitter rant about his ongoing contract battle with the Minnesota Vikings, who aren't feeling especially generous with the admitted child-abuser ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 327,628 reads 630 comments

  8. Victor Oladipo Visits School, Wants to Found Hoops Camp for Hearing Impaired

    Victor Oladipo is about as solid an ambassador of the game of basketball as can be found today. The Orlando Magic guard has a special talent for winning over a crowd, and his ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 1,010 reads 3 comments

  9. President Obama Praises J.R. Smith, Acknowledges LeBron James and Stephen Curry

    Where are you right now? Take a look around. Smell the air. Soak in the details and etch them forever in the papyrus walls of your mind's eye. Because today is a day of days...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 71,574 reads 18 comments

  10. Geno Smith and Brandon Marshall Are Rooming Together to Build Chemistry

    The New York Jets did a wise thing in March and brought in wide receiver Brandon Marshall in the hopes of kick-starting an offense that spent most of last season writhing on the ground and hawking up turnovers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 51,556 reads 36 comments

  11. Dwight Howard Says He's 'Still a Champion' After Losing Game 5 to Warriors

    The Houston Rockets finally shuffled their way out of the postseason Wednesday night. The team's Game 5 loss to the Golden State Warriors was expected if not inevitable, and a long-building ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 213,438 reads 875 comments

  12. Mike Francesa Spends 40 Seconds of Live Airtime Scrolling His Phone and Humming

    I'm still trying to figure out what melody Mike Francesa is humming here. Whatever it was, the WFAN host/pope used it to serenade listeners while scrolling his phone for roughly 40 seconds of live broadcasting Tuesday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 8,830 reads 25 comments

  13. Nick Saban Says He Caught a 6-Foot, 180-Pound Tarpon While Fishing in Florida

    To hear him tell it, Nick Saban landed a huge, non-metaphorical catch for the great state of Alabama this week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 103,546 reads 56 comments

  14. Rockets Players Receive Golden State Media Memo Presuming a Series Sweep

    After being summarily dismantled by the Golden State Warriors in Game 3 and going down 3-0 in the Western Conference Finals, the Houston Rockets could've mailed in Game 4 and headed to Midtown...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 78,671 reads 11 comments

  15. Joe Horn Says NFL Draftees Are 'Hugging the Devil' When Embracing Roger Goodell

    Have you hugged Roger Goodell lately? If so, was it a full-on embrace? A dap-and-pat? Did you pick him up off the ground like a toy and realign his lumbar region? Hugging the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 53,747 reads 97 comments

  16. Houston Rockets Fans Fail Hard at Tic-Tac-Toe During Timeout

    Despite their very best efforts, Reid and Blake will not have their names displayed in the Tic-Tac-Toe Hall of Fame—mostly because they have no idea how it's played...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 39,261 reads 61 comments

  17. Here's an Old Picture of Jim Harbaugh Wearing a Michigan State Spartans Hat

    Jim Harbaugh wasn't always a Michigan man. He was born in Ohio, went to high school in California and probably did lots of exciting, non-Wolverines-related things before playing college ball in Ann Arbor...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 33,928 reads 84 comments

  18. Michael Bennett Says Playing for Pete Carroll Is Like 'Playing for Willy Wonka'

    Michael Bennett is a fountain of candor in an otherwise bland wasteland of NFL player interviews. He'll say exactly what he thinks about a subject, and if you can get past the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 44,979 reads 125 comments

  19. Young Baller with Ridiculous Vertical Jumps and Hits Chin on Rim

    I don’t know much about this video other than the fact that people who can jump high enough to nibble the rim are probably the next step in human evolution...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 44,212 reads 32 comments

  20. J.R. Smith Says It Was a Struggle to Pass During Game 1 Because He Was So Hot

    Cleveland Cavaliers shooting guard/human roulette wheel J.R. Smith went off Wednesday night, dropping unholy fire from behind the arc on the way to a 97-89 win over the Atlanta Hawks...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 47,027 reads 61 comments

  21. Furious NFL Fans Target British Journalist Tom Bradby Instead of Tom Brady

    One of the Internet's most singular phenomenons is the occasion when an unwitting bystander finds himself sucked into the vortex of public backlash due to an errant keystroke...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 185,587 reads 127 comments

  22. Damian Lillard Drops Details on New PDX Carpet Colorway for D Lillard 1 Shoes

    In what must certainly come as the peak of nostalgia over the iconic carpeting at Portland International Airport, Damian Lillard has confirmed his sponsor Adidas will be releasing a new colorway of D Lillard 1s in the flooring's honor...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 30,921 reads 55 comments

  23. Pedro Alvarez Crushed a Ball Out of PNC Park and into a Boat on the River

    Pedro Alvarez launched a Scud missile somewhere into the mesosphere Tuesday. The Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman caught all of a Ricky Nolasco pitch in the bottom of the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 28,336 reads 12 comments

  24. Stephen Curry's Daughter Riley Is a Postgame Interview Treasure

    UPDATE: May 20, 2015 Riley Curry doesn't seem as concerned as others about her appearance at Tuesday night's press conference...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 281,117 reads 171 comments

  25. Mark Davis Speaks to Reporters and Protesters on Oakland Raiders' Future Plans

    NFL owners met in San Francisco on Tuesday to talk shop and address recent occurrences and rumblings in the league...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 20,483 reads 136 comments