1. 12 Athletes' Faces (Right Before They're Destroyed)

    If you play sports, sooner or later, you're going to get rocked. The moment you step onto the field of play, you have signed a contract stating you are fully ready to be hit in the face, dunked upon viciously or otherwise abused by your fellow man...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 hours ago 2,341 reads 0 comments

  2. Spurs Announcer Sean Elliott Says French Stereotypes Don't Apply to Tony Parker

    Ever try to give someone a compliment and end up deriding an entire European nation? Me neither, but Spurs TV announcer Sean Elliott somehow managed to end up on the wrong side of ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 hours ago 14,058 reads 39 comments

  3. New Zealand Rugby Player Lays Mammoth Blindside Hit on Opponent

    Release the crackin ’. That’s not a pun—it sounds like something snaps when this rugby player unloads on a ball-carrier in this video...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 21 hours ago 110,319 reads 51 comments

  4. NHL Hall of Famer Mike Modano Raps 'In Da Club' for Dallas Radio Station

    “ Mike Modano ’s in the house! Drop a beat!” These are words you never hear for a reason, primarily because, while Mike Modano was hell on ice, he does not spit hot fire...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 1,389 reads 1 comments

  5. Bob Costas Says Mets' Celebration Indicates 'Decline of Western Civilization'

    Soaring national debt, a generation communicating in 140 characters or less and home run celebrations by the New York Mets . What do all these have in common? Well, one of them is tearing at the social fabric of America, according to Bob Costas ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 10,204 reads 39 comments

  6. Birdman Wins NBA Fashion Contest by Showing Up to Game 5 in Camo and Blue Jeans

    There’s clothing, and then there’s fashion . Then there’s what Chris Andersen wore on Sunday night. As usual, the focal point of attention stayed on the Big 3 prior to Game 5 of the NBA Finals...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 20,393 reads 33 comments

  7. Things Only Sports Fans Understand

    Being a sports fan is kind of like practicing Bird Law —it’s not always governed by reason. We do weird stuff, and not all of it is perfectly logical to non-sports fans—or muggles, as I call them...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 74,000 reads 54 comments

  8. Dwight Howard to Play a Turkey in Upcoming Children's Movie 'Free Birds'

    Prepare to dust off some shelf space in between your Space Jam and Kazaam VHS tapes, because Dwight Howard is coming to the big screen...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 4,131 reads 6 comments

  9. Rogue Tee Shot Takes Out Golfer's Ball Mid-Swing at the US Open

    The weird continues to get weirder this week at the U.S. Open, as there appears to be no end to the strangeness at Pennsylvania’s Merion Golf Club...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 12,929 reads 4 comments

  10. Bill Simmons Bashes ESPN Again Following Censorship of Joke

    If you follow Bill Simmons on Twitter, don’t be surprised if you aren’t hearing from the man for a while...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 83,153 reads 243 comments

  11. Coaches Who Were Just Told to Go to Their Room

    No dessert! No TV! No Game Boy! You get to your room, coach, before I tell the athletic director on you! Getting ejected from games is an art form for coaches...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 64,104 reads 4 comments

  12. Papa John's Twitter Asks Fans if Pittsburgh Penguins Will Win Stanley Cup

    Most of us have a lot on our plate—papers to read, emails to send and Candy Crush to play in between spurts of productivity. But some people have one job—a single, solitary task they’re asked to complete all the time, every time...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 3,415 reads 5 comments

  13. Mark Cuban Can't Wait to Take a Leak with Larry O'Brien Next Year

    Mark Cuban can only stand being on the sidelines in one situation—when his team is playing on the floor...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 6,951 reads 26 comments

  14. Edmonton Sun Prints Regrettable Concentration Camp Joke in Headline

    Unfortunately for print journalism, it’s not easy to take back words that have been inked in 64-point font on the front page of your latest edition...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 2,040 reads 3 comments

  15. Costa Rican Soccer Player Gets Smoked by Bottle During World Cup Qualifier

    He doesn ’t always drink Dasani— but when he does , he prefers not to consume it as a projectile...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 3,087 reads 9 comments

  16. University of Kansas Runs Into Conflict With Racy Twitter Account

    Take the fake Peter Griffins and the Will Ferrells, but leave the twins. They’ve done nothing wrong...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 14,823 reads 6 comments

  17. 21 Sports Figures Who Look Like Animals

    While researchers at the Bloodhound Gang Institute are quick to point out we ain’t nothing but mammals , the truth is that some of us bear a strong resemblance to other nonhuman creatures from around the animal kingdom...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 47,653 reads 47 comments

  18. Fathead Trolls Angry Reddit User by Sending Him a Tebow in New England Fathead

    You know what kind of roommate no one wants? The kind who moves in and puts a big Tim Tebow/Jets Fathead on the wall...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 73,328 reads 114 comments

  19. Freakish Fog Descends on Chicago, Cubs & White Sox Forced to Play in the Clouds

    No, it’s not a whodunnit murder mystery set in London—it’s just baseball being played in a fog bank...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 2,757 reads 2 comments

  20. This Video of Julius Erving Dunking at the Age of 63 Is Life-Changing

    It finally happened. Like baby birds waiting to be fed, NBA fans have been biding their time patiently for Julius Erving’s long-awaited NBA TV documentary, The Doctor ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 88,936 reads 62 comments

  21. Brian Scalabrine Unveils His Own NBA 2K14 Cover Featuring Himself

    If you needed a reason to continue breathing on this earth, you’re in luck: Brian Scalabrine has his own video game cover now—kind of...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 36,142 reads 59 comments

  22. Chris Paul, World Peace & Others Read Their Haters' Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel

    It was cruel, unusual and gazelles were involved. Jimmy Kimmel’s latest “Mean Tweets” segment delved into the world of hate NBA players receive on Twitter, and to put it plainly—things got weird...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 118,911 reads 40 comments

  23. Former College Ballplayer Gets Posterized During Work Meeting

    Productivity just got posterized . It was just another day in the office for Wellington Smith until a grown man in a dress shirt dunked all over him, via Lost Letterman ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 13,248 reads 7 comments

  24. Your First Sports Movie Crushes: Where Are They Now?

    ♫ Dan’s got a cruuush, Dan’s got a cruuush! Nanny nanny boo boo! ♫ Shut up, guys! Gosh... We all had crushes on girls growing up. We still have them, but it's weirder and worse now—more awkward, if that's even possible...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 100,091 reads 34 comments

  25. One-Legged Soccer Match Escalates into a Field-Clearing Brawl

    Allow me to give you a moment before we get into this video, because I know it’s a lot to take in. Now that you’ve adjusted yourself, let me say that this is a one-legged soccer match in Belgum...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 days ago 4,046 reads 5 comments