1. Nebraska Punter Sacrifices Body, Forces Fumble with Hit on Iowa Punt Returner

    Nebraska punter Sam Foltz opened up a large can of whoopin' Friday afternoon, hitting Iowa punt returner Matt VandeBerg with a jarring shoulder and knocking the ball loose in the process...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 hours ago 56,855 reads 13 comments

  2. Georgia Tech Fans Hack UGA Website, Update Team Schedule with 'Get Ass Kicked'

    Please note that a change has been made to your regularly scheduled game, Georgia fans. Where you once had a “Yellow Jacket shellacking” for Saturday’s game against Georgia Tech, you will now be subjected to a posterior-trashing...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 hours ago 15,110 reads 19 comments

  3. Richard Sherman Mocks Colin Kaepernick's Passing After Thanksgiving Day Win

    Richard Sherman made a promise and delivered on it Thursday night. “I told [the 49ers ] sideline if they threw it my way I would end the game,” Sherman told ESPN...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 hours ago 285,517 reads 348 comments

  4. 49ers CEO Jed York Apologizes for Team's Abhorrent Play on Thanksgiving

    The Seattle Seahawks devoured the San Francisco 49ers slowly and deliberately Thursday night. Pete Carroll’s team came into Levi’s Stadium for a refreshingly ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 hours ago 23,120 reads 61 comments

  5. Bill Belichick Gives a Very Belichick Answer About Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers

    Bill Belichick is a treasure chest of dry, unenthused wisdom. He regards press conferences as irresponsible expenditures of oxygen and has about as much use for whimsical storylines as he does full-length sleeves...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 81,337 reads 91 comments

  6. JayVaughn Pinkston Saves Villanova with Poster Block Against Michigan

    JayVaughn Pinkston stopped what should’ ve been an unstoppable play Tuesday night, swatting away a tournament-winning dunk from Michigan in the waning moments of the game...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 8,818 reads 5 comments

  7. Richard Sherman and Doug Baldwin Blast NFL Hypocrisy in Bizarre Press Conference

    Richard Sherman and Doug Baldwin of the Seattle Seahawks put on a show for reporters Tuesday afternoon wherein the two men blasted the NFL for institutional hypocrisy and pumped up their sponsors...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 328,881 reads 401 comments

  8. The 76ers' Season Summed Up in 1 Damian Lillard 3-Pointer

    I’ve gone on at some length in regards to the frozen hellscape of contrived awfulness that is the 2014-15 Philadelphia 76ers . We could spend a fortnight slamming nails in this team and its overwrought plans of self-sabotage...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 246,007 reads 88 comments

  9. James Harden Nutmegs Amar'e Stoudemire for a Donatas Motiejunas Layup

    Sometimes you get so caught up in the depths of James Harden ’s defensive struggles, you forget why he’s out there...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 26,271 reads 17 comments

  10. Sportscaster Butchers Odell Beckham Jr.'s Name, Calls Him 'Ladell'

    Odell Beckham Jr. is a fresh face in the NFL , and his absurd, otherworldly catch against the Dallas Cowboys Sunday night had many people scrambling to immortalize his name in Italian granite...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 69,875 reads 40 comments

  11. FAMU Band Forms 'But That's None of My Business' Meme During Halftime Routine

    Florida A&M has a killer marching band, but that's mostly none of our business. The acclaimed band took the field Saturday for the Florida Classic game against Bethune-Cookman...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 61,841 reads 14 comments

  12. Tampa Bay Times Publishes Harsh Headline, Tells Bears to Take Josh McCown Back

    The Josh McCown experiment in Tampa Bay has failed. This time a year ago, the then- Chicago Bears quarterback was piling on the points as he filled in for an injured Jay Cutler ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 68,722 reads 90 comments

  13. UNC Football Players Damage Duke Locker Rooms While Celebrating Victory

    Thanks to a postgame celebration that devolved into petty vandalism, North Carolina will be shelling out money in the aftermath of its football program's 45-20 victory over Duke on Thursday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 104,565 reads 109 comments

  14. Absurd Odell Beckham Jr. Catch Inspires 'Things Odell Could Catch' Memes

    Odell Beckham Jr. stepped outside the realm of possibility Sunday night. The New York Giants rookie made the catch of the year in prime time, beating Dallas Cowboys cornerback ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 414,989 reads 118 comments

  15. Indiana Basketball: Tom Crean's Ark and the Genesis of IU Small Ball

    Tom Crean eyed the dark clouds on the horizon, smelled rain in the air and knew it was time. He finished his sacrifice to Dwyane Wade, filled his Dasani bottle with yak blood and returned to Cook Hall...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 6,119 reads 11 comments

  16. December Cover of 'The New Yorker' Skewers Washington Redskins' Name

    The team who must not be named received its latest satirical lashing Friday with The New Yorker ’s unveiling of its December cover...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 36,237 reads 193 comments

  17. Clemson Pulls a Chris Webber, Calls Timeout It Doesn't Have and Loses Game

    George Santayana once postulated that mankind is doomed to repeat history if we do not learn from the mistakes of the past. Clemson basketball apparently doesn't give a damn for Santayana...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 24,617 reads 6 comments

  18. Jim Mora Says UCLA Fans Don't Need a Bonfire to Get 'F-----g' Turned Up

    After a week of preemptive vandalism measures and trash-talking, the UCLA and USC football programs will meet Saturday for their annual grudge match...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 29,498 reads 39 comments

  19. Food Lion Advertises Super Bowl Promotion by Talking Trash to Fans

    Food Lion has launched an aggressive social media campaign Friday advertising its Super Bowl giveaway. The promotion offers two tickets to the 2015 Super Bowl, which wouldn't be ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 35,789 reads 74 comments

  20. NFL Circle of Life Completed with Raiders' Win Over Chiefs

    The natural order of things came full circle Thursday night when the winless Oakland Raiders beat the Kansas City Chiefs. The victory completed the NFL food chain and, more importantly, reminded everyone that any team can lose on any given day...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 199,680 reads 120 comments

  21. David Blatt Would Love It If LeBron James Let Him Do His Job

    Working with the most dominant player in your sport at the height of his or her career is a gift and a curse. On one hand, you experience the luxury of fielding a demigod...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 392,905 reads 450 comments

  22. Papa John's Relaxes Promotional Rules to Account for 76ers' Awfulness

    The Philadelphia 76ers ’ season is not a sad one. It is an affront to you, me and the sport of basketball at large, and should be looked down upon as such. You should not feel bad for them when they sulk off the court...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 164,148 reads 203 comments

  23. Nick Young and Jordan Hill Are Keeping Morale Up in Lakers Locker Room

    Nick Young 's return from injury is a godsend for the 3-9 Lakers . He's averaging 16.5 points a game since returning to the lineup Tuesday, and Los Angeles has won both games he's played in...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 37,326 reads 46 comments

  24. Phil Jackson Says Even He Couldn't Help the Lakers Win This Season

    Even if he wanted to, Phil Jackson couldn't help the floundering Los Angeles Lakers turn around their season...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 37,210 reads 122 comments

  25. Police Called to Boston-Area Country Club After Couple Wears Denim on Premises

    Gambling may be illegal at Bushwood , but the wearing of denim actually led to a police response at one Boston-area country club...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 87,378 reads 86 comments