1. Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Goes Full Ballmer While Cheering Team in Preseason

    Steve Ballmer is an unabashed crazy person, and I mean that in the most complimentary sense. The Los Angeles Clippers owner assumed his role of lead screamer during Wednesday night’s preseason game against the Phoenix Suns ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 hours ago 36,599 reads 37 comments

  2. Eric Bledsoe Shakes Jared Cunningham into the Next Area Code

    We could’ ve never seen Jared Cunningham again after Wednesday night. The journeyman guard nearly disappeared into Los Angeles traffic while trying to defend Eric ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 18 hours ago 279,111 reads 74 comments

  3. What If Other Sports Coaches Wore Uniforms Like MLB Managers?

    Baseball is a strange sport. Players are eating at all times. Fans catch balls with their beer. Mascots shoot 98 mph hot dogs at the groins of strangers...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 19 hours ago 200,243 reads 75 comments

  4. Pete Carroll Told a Reporter He Knows How to Properly Pacify Iraq

    Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll believes he could invade Iraq without taking a single casualty, a ccording to a recent report published in The Seattle Times...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 96,205 reads 179 comments

  5. Skip Bayless Says Being Accused of Sexual Assault Helped Kobe Bryant Sell Shoes

    According to Skip Bayless , Kobe Bryant wasn 't an in-demand athlete for sports merchandisers before being accused of a serious crime...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 172,519 reads 282 comments

  6. Oregon Students Play Beer Pong in the Stands During Washington Blowout

    Oregon beat the Washington Huskies for the 11th straight time on Saturday, notching a 45-20 blowout that left students bored and itching for entertainment...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 135,753 reads 95 comments

  7. Tyreke Evans Gets Away with Ridiculous Travel in Preseason Game

    Tyreke Evans put on his dancing shoes for Monday night’s preseason game against the Washington Wizards ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 79,811 reads 57 comments

  8. College QB Throws TD to Himself on Deflected-Ball Play

    We should all be so lucky as to have a quarterback of Nelson Hughes’ caliber on our fantasy football teams...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 184,554 reads 36 comments

  9. Peyton Manning's Record-Breaking Performance Spawns 'H18TORY' T-Shirt

    Sixteen years, two teams and one career-saving surgery after entering the league, Peyton Manning has thrown his way to the top of the quarterback mountain...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 57,731 reads 48 comments

  10. Peyton Manning Didn't Like the 49ers Calling a Late Timeout in Blowout Loss

    At this point in his career, Peyton Manning is familiar with pretty much every coach in the NFL . He’s played every team in the league time and again. If it can be called on the football field, he’s seen it twice...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 356,832 reads 229 comments

  11. Jazz Coach Quin Snyder Has the Most Terrifying Scowl Ever

    If you’ve ever seen a zombie turn on its prey, you’ll recognize the look Quin Snyder wore on his face Thursday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 41,273 reads 58 comments

  12. Stacey King Likens Jimmy Butler to Michael Jordan After Last-Second 3-Pointer

    Chicago Bulls announcer Stacey King nearly short-circuited after Jimmy Butler ’s Thursday night performance against the Atlanta Hawks . The Bulls small forward drained a game-winning three as time expired to give Chicago the 85-84 win...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 65,582 reads 122 comments

  13. Justin Bieber Is Now Being Trained to Box by Floyd Mayweather Jr.

    Taking time off from his busy schedule of driving into things and impressing Anne Frank , Justin Bieber recently stepped into the ring for a training session with Floyd Mayweather Jr...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 316,411 reads 198 comments

  14. Madison Bumgarner Ups the Ante, Pours 6 Beers Near Mouth After Winning Pennant

    Madison Bumgarner cannot be stopped—will not be stopped. Big Country did what Big Country does Thursday night, pouring six bottles of beer in and around his mouth to celebrate the San Francisco Giants ' 6-3 win over the St...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 28,160 reads 37 comments

  15. Aaron Gordon Slams Absurd 2-Handed Dunk over Flamengo Defender

    Aaron Gordon is going to disable an NBA rim one day. Bank on that. The former McDonald's All-American and Arizona Wildcats standout has been bashing rims for years, and pro scouts ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 92,477 reads 56 comments

  16. MMA Fighter Chris Weidman Saves 94-Year-Old Neighbor's Life

    Chris Weidman found the life of a stranger in his hands Thursday morning. The 30-year-old mixed martial artist champion was going about his preparations for the day when he suddenly ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 58,738 reads 88 comments

  17. Mark Sanchez Recommends Nick Foles Eat Some Chicken Tenders During Giants Game

    No one can turn an NFL sideline into a Golden Corral quicker than Mark Sanchez . The former New York Jets quarterback infamously woofed down a hot dog during a 2009 shellacking ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 244,530 reads 140 comments

  18. HS Cross-Country Runner Crawls to Finish Line After Breaking Leg on Course

    An "admirable effort" doesn't begin to encapsulate Connor Callihan 's final cross-country race of the 2014 season. A junior at T.C...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 95,206 reads 21 comments

  19. 'Daily News' Reports New York Jets Almost Drafted Tom Brady

    Imagine if the New York Jets or Oakland Raiders drafted Tom Brady ? What if the Montreal Alouettes switched leagues and selected the skinny quarterback out of Michigan during ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 69,278 reads 142 comments

  20. Amar'e Stoudemire Posts Picture of Himself Bathing in Red Wine

    You don’t know luxury until you’ ve submerged yourself in the quiet, cordovan depths of a tub filled with red wine...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 143,326 reads 164 comments

  21. Royals Pitcher Jeremy Guthrie Apologizes for Post-Game Shirt

    Jeremy Guthrie is apologizing for wearing a funny shirt after Game 3 of the ALCS Tuesday night. After throwing five strong innings in the Royals ’ 2-1 victory over the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 124,682 reads 19 comments

  22. Nick Young, Iggy Azalea and Snoop Dogg Are Engaged in an Enormously Dumb Beef

    UPDATE: October 15 at 4:40 p.m. ET The beef is officially squashed. Snoop Dogg posted an Instagram video Wednesday afternoon saying he spoke with Iggy Azalea's manager, the rapper T...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 867,153 reads 436 comments

  23. Adirondack Flames Discontinue New Mascot in Light of Controversial Backstory

    Creating a sports mascot is difficult work. First, you need to make sure its appearance isn't founded on a variation of blackface. Next, you need to double-check that its name isn't based on a racist pejorative...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 24,087 reads 26 comments

  24. 19-Year-Old with Brain Cancer Hopes to Play 1 Game of Collegiate Basketball

    Lauren Hill hopes to suit up one last time. A basketball standout at Lawrenceburg High School in Indiana, Lauren was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer in November 2013—just weeks after her 18th birthday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 88,078 reads 38 comments

  25. This Compilation of Randy Orton 'RKO' Vines Is Spectacular

    (Warning: Some content in the video above is graphic.) Randy Orton is everywhere at all times. He was there that time you drank peppermint schnapps and went ice-skating. He dropped the hammer the first time you set foot on a skateboard...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 793,347 reads 111 comments