1. Nick Young's Right Arm Has New Tupac Tattoo, Is No Longer Strictly for Buckets

    In late-breaking Swaggy news, the tattoo ban levied on Nick Young's shooting arm appears to have been lifted...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 37 minutes ago 16,260 reads 45 comments

  2. Ronda Rousey '30 for 30' Parody Perfectly Shows How Bethe Correia Messed Up

    What if I told you Bethe Correia messed up? What if I told you she signed her very own death warrant the moment she made a dumb suicide remark to Ronda Rousey ? What if I ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 hours ago 33,767 reads 50 comments

  3. J.R. Smith Dunks All over Exhibition Game at Basketball Clinic in Guam

    J.R. Smith is in Guam right now hosting youth basketball clinics with fellow NBA associate Gerald Green and Cleveland Cavaliers director of player development Phil Handy...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 hours ago 15,379 reads 18 comments

  4. Dwyane Wade Predicted NBA Superstardom with HS Yearbook Quote

    So…uh… Dwyane Wade might be a warlock, guys. Or at least some kind of hardwood Miss Cleo. The Miami Heat's three-time Larry O'Brien hoister posted a picture to Instagram Friday showing a page from his old high school yearbook...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 80,558 reads 115 comments

  5. David Price's Journey to Toronto Blue Jays Is Strewn with Flat Tires and Popcorn

    The Detroit Tigers sent David Price to the Toronto Blue Jays on Thursday, trading the ace left-hander in exchange for a bevy of left-handed jetsam and works-in-progress...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 86,729 reads 41 comments

  6. Jim Harbaugh Refers to Ohio State by Name, Praises Mike Ditka and Urban Meyer

    In unsurprising news, things got all weird and congenial at Jim Harbaugh's Big Ten media days presser Friday morning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 28,835 reads 81 comments

  7. Seth Rollins Shows Up at 'Daily Show,' Prompts Jon Stewart to Destroy Arby's

    Seth Rollins stopped by The Daily Show on Thursday night to catch up with his old, hacky sack-stomping buddy, Jon Stewart, and return a long overdue favor...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 49,098 reads 34 comments

  8. Here's J.J. Watt Clobbering HRs During Batting Practice at Minute Maid Park

    Houston Texans defensive end/human Chip Hazard doll J.J. Watt is spending his Thursday afternoon visiting Minute Maid Park. MLB .com Astros reporter Chandler Rome posted video of Watt taking some pitches...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 102,170 reads 52 comments

  9. Pro Dunker Michael Purdie Atomizes Defender, Sends Man into Full-Body Spasms

    Professional dunker /human elevator Michael Purdie collected another body this week. In a Venice Basketball League game, Purdie rose to hammer down a tomahawk dunk on a defender ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 5,221 reads 3 comments

  10. Chad Johnson's Daughter Is Incinerating the Junior Track and Field Circuit

    Since leaving the NFL in 2011, Chad Johnson has enjoyed a nice Canadian quasi-retirement with the Montreal Alouettes ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 98,888 reads 69 comments

  11. Jets Fans Taunt Patriots Training Camp with 'Cheaters Look Up' Fly-Over Banner

    The New York Jets fan air force struck again Thursday morning, coming out of a seven-month hibernation to stick a mocking finger in New England Patriots fans' eyes on the first day of training camp...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 51,016 reads 362 comments

  12. Eric Byrnes Lends Voice to 'Robo Ump,' Calls Balls and Strikes at Baseball Game

    The San Rafael Pacifics in Northern California are leading the charge in baseball innovation, recently becoming the first professional baseball franchise to hand over strike-zone duties to technology...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 26,674 reads 8 comments

  13. David Lee Buys Golden State Warriors Staff Burritos Because He Is Burrito King

    No good at goodbyes? Having trouble figuring out the best way to say, "You mean so much, and I thank you for all you've done"? Don't utter a word. Say the words that cannot be said with burritos—hugs wrapped in flour...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 118,640 reads 136 comments

  14. Just Look at This Big Old Blue Marlin Caught by Anglers off Hawaiian Coast

    Images have begun to surface on social media of a giant blue marlin that was recently caught in the waters off the coast of Hawaii...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 653,415 reads 109 comments

  15. Washington Redskins Covering Removed Seats with Temporary Walls, Branding

    FedEx Field is currently in the midst of a partial makeover of some kind. As the Washington Post 's Dan Steinberg and Scott Allen noted in June, the exact nature of the changes ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 40,867 reads 32 comments

  16. Geovany Soto Clobbers Home Run over Green Monster, Breaks Car Window

    Like some kind of guerrilla car insurance commercial, Geovany Soto smashed a home run out of Fenway Park on Tuesday night and crunched the windshield of a car atop the surrounding parking garage...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 22,485 reads 35 comments

  17. 'Key & Peele' Spoof ESPN's SportsCenter with 'Teaching Center' Skit

    The world of teaching is a lavish one. Hundred-million dollar contracts, female-only parties, Goyard pocket protectors—sexy stuff all around...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 197,459 reads 73 comments

  18. Former NBA All-Star Vin Baker Working to Become Manager of Starbucks Coffee Shop

    The Providence Journal 's Kevin McNamara (h/t ProBasketballTalk's Kurt Helin ) published a heartening feature Monday telling the tale of Vin Baker's life after basketball...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 1,017,846 reads 248 comments

  19. DeMarcus Cousins and NBA Colleagues Seem to Be Having a Grand Time in Israel

    DeMarcus Cousins ' Tour de Holy Land continued Tuesday with a visit to the shores of the Dead Sea. In what appears to be preparation for life under George Karl, Cousins and fellow ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 78,664 reads 164 comments

  20. Internet Reacts to Stephen A. Smith 'Hearing' Tom Brady Destroyed Cellphone

    Like a cat emerging from an all-night linen closet buffet, Stephen A. Smith looked his viewers dead in the eye and coughed up a wet wad of Deflategate hearsay onto their living room rugs Tuesday morning...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 206,472 reads 328 comments

  21. Tennessee Football Debuts Jack Daniel's-Themed Tickets for 2015 Season

    Embracing the Tennessean passion for fermented grain and highly specialized liver conditioning, the Tennessee Volunteers football program has gone with a Jack Daniel's theme for its 2015 season tickets...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 21,430 reads 32 comments

  22. Man Calmly Lifts Car Out of Bicycle Path, Continues on His Merry Way

    Aside from making your morning commute five minutes longer, cyclists don't have a lot of recourse in this world. Physically, there's just not a lot that a guy in spandex can do to a driver wielding an engine belted to thousands of pound of steel...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 81,091 reads 38 comments

  23. Now Presenting the All-American U.S. Gold Cup Non-Soccer Team

    The U.S. men's national team doinked its way out of the Gold Cup this July, dropping its semifinal match against Jamaica and farting away the third-place game with Panama, thus ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 6 days ago 204,903 reads 365 comments

  24. Taylor Swift Concert Rescheduled Due to Potential Astros Postseason Game

    We all laughed when they announced it. I, along with every other living citizen of the world—all of us—took a good five minutes to chuckle when the Houston Astros tweeted ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 49,390 reads 61 comments

  25. Conor McGregor Says He's Looking to Purchase a Pet Tiger

    Continuing the rich tradition of strong men purchasing exotic animals that will eventually lead them to financial ruin, Conor McGregor has entered the market for a pet tiger...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 64,110 reads 120 comments