1. 'Roberto' Gronkowski Uses His Legendary Command of Spanish to Say Happy Holidays

    Far too long have we, the citizens of the world, languished without a Spanish dispatch from our favorite non-Spanish correspondent, “Roberto Gronkowski ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 34,566 reads 39 comments

  2. TNT Airs Touching Tribute to Craig Sager During Christmas Day Games

    Craig Sager was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia in April, and in his absence, there has been a hole on the sidelines during TNT's NBA broadcasts...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 81,194 reads 47 comments

  3. Recasting 'The Wire' with Sports Figures

    HBO's The Wire, in all of its snitch-hunting, re-upping, stick-up-boy glory, is being re-released in hot, sexy HD on December 26 for the first time ever...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 89,003 reads 111 comments

  4. Nick Young Attributes Lakers' Win over Warriors to His Feeling 'Swagalicious'

    Kobe Bryant rested, the Los Angeles Lakers beat Golden State 115-105, and Nick Young said some patently absurd things Tuesday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 37,054 reads 60 comments

  5. Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman and Ronda Rousey Appear in 'Entourage' Trailer

    Worry not, bros and broettes . The Entourage movie trailer has arrived, and your favorite beer-chugging, face-destroying sports stars are doing all the things you'd expect in their on-camera appearances...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 153,715 reads 45 comments

  6. Serbian MMA Fighter Helps Save Opponent's Life After Guillotine Chokehold

    Moments after dispatching his opponent, Dusan Dzakic went to work saving the man’s life...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 156,617 reads 41 comments

  7. The Blackhawks Released a Stupid, Spectacular All-Star Promo for Jonathan Toews

    Jonathan Toews is in the mix for Western Conference All-Star honors, meaning the Chicago Blackhawks must, by the very nature of the beast, promote his candidacy to the masses...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 79,487 reads 46 comments

  8. Eddie Lacy Says He's 'Very Blind' but Doesn't Want to Wear Prescription Goggles

    Eddie Lacy is blind as a bat, but he’ll be damned if he wears a pair of old-fogey-looking goggles on the field. The Green Bay Packers running back intimated to the press that eye problems have limited him in practice over the week...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 69,590 reads 59 comments

  9. Jim Harbaugh Won a Game of Laser Tag by Systematically Hunting a 10-Year-Old

    Jim Harbaugh knows the world is a hard, cruel place. The weak perish, the strong survive, and all life forms bow before Darwin’s immitigable statutes as they squirm to stave off extinction...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 114,127 reads 77 comments

  10. Darko Milicic Disqualified from 1st Kickboxing Match After Gashing Shin

    After bottoming out and leaving the league, former NBA superbust Darko Milicic opted to seek redemption as a professional kickboxer...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 230,222 reads 109 comments

  11. Shaquille O'Neal and 'Inside the NBA' Cast 'Freestyle' with Nicki Minaj

    There is freestyling, and there is whatever Grant Hill did on Inside the NBA . Hill, along with Shaquille O'Neal , Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson and guest Nicki Minaj, engaged in a bit of floetry Thursday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 186,775 reads 87 comments

  12. Duke's Jahlil Okafor Shows off Passing and Post Moves in Win over UConn

    Jahlil Okafor didn ’t destroy UConn Thursday night. He picked them apart. Duke’s lottery-bound freshman had a night that would bring a single joyous tear to Phil ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 9 days ago 47,072 reads 75 comments

  13. Former New Mexico State Player Posterizes Defender in Eurocup Game

    Bandja Sy came to America, played college basketball and is now back in his native France, destroying lives one dunk at time. The former New Mexico State forward is currently playing pro ball for France's SLUC Nancy squad...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 13,024 reads 4 comments

  14. Drake Mixes Up Donald Sterling and Adam Silver During 'Drake Night' in Toronto

    "Drake Night" is a fixture in Toronto, an evening when the Raptors hand the Air Canada Centre keys over to Drake as a way of thanking him for his unending service as the franchise's "global brand ambassador...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 10 days ago 54,680 reads 70 comments

  15. Rob Gronkowski Guest Stars on 'Top Chef,' Demands Polish Sausage

    Rob Gronkowski and his favorite sausage will be beamed into living rooms across the nation Wednesday courtesy of Bravo TV...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 245,066 reads 11 comments

  16. Troy Aikman Says He Nearly Came Out of Retirement to Play for the Eagles

    Troy Aikman is the opposite of Philadelphia. He's coiffed, measured and was the bane of Eagles fans' playoff hopes in the early '90s. If Philadelphia is a brown bag on the stoop, Aikman is a yellow lab fetching a Crate and Barrel catalogue...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 60,296 reads 66 comments

  17. Dick Vitale Dubs Himself 'Disco Dick' After Dancing with Shockers Cheerleaders

    He is Disco Dick. His arsenal of moves is unfathomable. Dick Vitale slipped into his hip-swinging alter ego Tuesday night while dancing with Wichita State Shockers cheerleaders...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 17,478 reads 31 comments

  18. Jets Owner Woody Johnson Apologizes After 'Favoriting' Anti-John Idzik Tweet

    The "Fire John Idzik " movement appeared to reach its high-water mark Monday before an apology snuffed out its hopes...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 11 days ago 65,970 reads 77 comments

  19. Mike Johnston Says Swollen-Faced Sidney Crosby Does Not Have Mumps

    Something is wrong with Sidney Crosby 's face. The Pittsburgh Penguins captain missed practice Thursday due to illness, and reporters covering Friday's workouts noticed a slight ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 103,621 reads 35 comments

  20. HS Girls Basketball Team Breaks 84-Game Skid with 3 Eligible Players on Court

    Your team has not suffered like the Climax-Fisher Knights. No matter how Raider-y or 76ers-esque your program is, it has not endured their unique brand of pain...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 161,737 reads 73 comments

  21. Oregon OC Scott Frost Tells Story About Marcus Mariota and 'Fat Women'

    Oregon offensive coordinator Scott Frost received a nomination for the 2014 Frank Broyles Award—an honor given out to the top assistant coach in college football every year...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 65,570 reads 48 comments

  22. Man Allegedly Steals $1.5 Million Worth of Nike LeBron 12 Shoes

    A Memphis man appeared in court Monday nearly a month after jacking a large shipment of then-unreleased Nike LeBron 12 shoes. The haul, according to ESPN.com's Darren Rovell , included 7,500 pairs of shoes with a total estimated retail value of $1..

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 16 days ago 174,235 reads 117 comments

  23. NFL Ugly Christmas Sweaters Are Exactly as Advertised

    The holiday season is here, meaning every person you’ ve encountered in the span of your lifetime is having an ugly-sweater party this weekend...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 125,911 reads 34 comments

  24. Someone Save America's Youth from These Ugly, Seattle Seahawks-Inspired Uniforms

    A thin line exists between fashion-forward and reckless. These Seattle Seahawks -inspired uniforms crossed over into reckless and kept on going. NextImpulseSports...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 134,868 reads 238 comments

  25. Tom Brady Is in 'UGG Heaven,' Which Is Like Purgatory but Furrier

    Tom Brady ’s social media team is doing its thing again, this time uploading a photo of the New England Patriots quarterback practically swimming in sheepskin footwear...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 17 days ago 62,508 reads 59 comments