1. Tony Romo Promises Super Bowl Win in 2016 for Dallas Cowboys

    Tony Romo stepped onstage Thursday at the Nancy Lieberman Foundation Gala and acknowledged two things. The first was that his life is coming to a close, as evidenced by the lifetime achievement award Romo held in his hand...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 hours ago 13,892 reads 77 comments

  2. Here's Tiger Woods Standing Next to Yao Ming, Who Is Still Huge

    In what should serve as your semiannual reminder that Yao Ming is a comically large person, the former Houston Rockets star met up with Tiger Woods onstage at a Nike promotional event in Shanghai on Friday...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 hours ago 52,228 reads 42 comments

  3. Anderson Varejao Plants an Unexpected Kiss on Iman Shumpert During Game 3

    Sometimes you love your bro so much you just want to lay a big wet one on his cheek. But sometimes, when you try to land that big wet one, your bro turns at the last instant and you kind of, like, grace lips and stuff...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 13 hours ago 74,813 reads 41 comments

  4. Cardale Jones Will Buy Any Game Necessary in Order to Keep Beating Young OSU Fan

    Cardale Jones is vicious. Some might call him savage. The Ohio State Buckeyes' national championship-winning quarterback indiscriminately napalmed some of the best defenses ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 14 hours ago 41,612 reads 35 comments

  5. Fan Throws Giant Octopus on Ice at Detroit Red Wings Playoff Game

    The roots of the hurling of octopi at Detroit Red Wings playoff games go back to the 1950s. It began as a symbolic offering to ensure a bountiful harvest season for the ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 15 hours ago 208,533 reads 104 comments

  6. Bartolo Colon Runs Down and Tags out A.J. Pierzynski, Remains a Living Legend

    I’ve seen a baby open its eyes for the first time. I’ve driven through a hailstorm inside of a fog bank. I once watched the sun rise over the Blue Ridge Mountains...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 54,827 reads 46 comments

  7. Brett Gardner Chases Foul Ball, Knocks Beer All over Detroit Tigers Fan

    The New York Yankees are currently locked in a 1-1 game with the Detroit Tigers on a chilly day at Comerica Park...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 17,324 reads 12 comments

  8. Hey, Mike Woodson: Did You Eat That Woman's Chips?

    With a heavy heart I come to you today to pose a question I never thought I’d have to consider in my time here on Earth: Is Mike Woodson a chip thief? It’s not something ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 52,046 reads 39 comments

  9. Chris Paul Throws an All-Time Hissy Fit During Loss to Spurs

    Have you heard about Chris Paul ’s intensity? How about his almond-colored eyes that see all and radiate like sun crystals as he parses the court with unforgiving ferocity? ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 302,992 reads 333 comments

  10. Jacked Woman Vaporizes Unprepared Man on Arena Football Flex Cam

    Summer is coming, guys. If you aren ’t already, you should be working on leaning up that mass of muscle and microwaved carbohydrates you’ ve been carefully cultivating over the winter...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 956,944 reads 72 comments

  11. Manny Pacquiao Sings and Receives Advice from Dr. Phil on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

    With the days counting down to their should’ve-happened-eight-years-ago mega-superfight, Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao are on the mass media warpath...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 1 day ago 16,131 reads 26 comments

  12. Drake Daps Up Paul Pierce After Another Toronto Raptors Playoffs Loss to Wizards

    Being Drake means making tough choices. White or gold owls? Running or jogging with woes? Toronto or Houston ? Or Miami ? Are three towns feasible? It's a tough life, and ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 57,935 reads 98 comments

  13. Pekka Rinne Loses Puck in His Labyrinthine Pads for 3 Minutes Against Blackhawks

    Like a man digging for his cell phone after a night on the couch, Pekka Rinne had his work cut out for him Tuesday night...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 2 days ago 6,214 reads 11 comments

  14. Jay Feely Says Tim Tebow Is the 'Worst Quarterback' He's Ever Seen

    Jay Feely loves Tim Tebow . He respects the heck out of him. He couldn't appreciate his efforts in the community any more than he already does...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 77,002 reads 322 comments

  15. Brooks Orpik Takes Skate to His Face, Gets Hit with Beer in Win Over Islanders

    You know those men's facial lotion commercials ? The ones where a guy gets slapped in the mouth by a fish and then by a woman and then by every other animate or inanimate object ...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 36,902 reads 36 comments

  16. ESPN to Produce '30 for 30' Film on O.J. Simpson's Life

    Having apparently waited the requisite number of years for a deep dive on the life of a former celebrity turned miscreant and accused murderer, ESPN recently let slip that it will be producing a 30 for 30 episode on former Buffalo Bills running back O.

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 34,338 reads 53 comments

  17. MMA Goes Medieval, 'Knight' Fights to Become Fixture at Events

    Taking a page from the Medieval Times book of crowd entertainment, Russian mixed martial arts promotion M-1 Global began hosting armored knight jousts as in-between-fight spectacles in 2014...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 12,828 reads 16 comments

  18. Miami Hurricanes Release Hype Tape for Sun Life Stadium Renovations

    The Miami Hurricanes are preparing for all of the insanely expensive and awesome things that will soon be added to Sun Life Stadium as part of a $400 million renovation funded by Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 3 days ago 22,824 reads 29 comments

  19. Man with Muscular Dystrophy Guts Out 20-Hour Boston Marathon Journey

    As an athletic event inspired by the story of a guy who finished it and then died , the marathon is a grueling physical meat grinder of will and endurance...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 32,945 reads 19 comments

  20. Dustin Byfuglien Cheap Shots Corey Perry After Goal, Shoves Him to Ice

    The Anaheim Ducks beat the Winnipeg Jets 5-4 on Monday night, winning the third game of their first-round Stanley Cup playoffs series and setting up the potential for a demoralizing sweep...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 25,667 reads 12 comments

  21. New Orleans Pelicans Coach Monty Williams Thinks Oracle Arena Is Illegally Loud

    After an inauspicious beginning in Game 1 of their Western Conference playoff series against the Golden State Warriors , Anthony Davis and New Orleans Pelicans managed to make the final score look less like a blowout...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 188,197 reads 330 comments

  22. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Explains Why He's Better Than Muhammad Ali

    Is Floyd Mayweather Jr. a better boxer than Muhammad Ali? I don't know. Was the velociraptor a better dinosaur than the T...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 4 days ago 160,303 reads 341 comments

  23. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. Quits Fight After Brutal Hook, Says He Won Fight Anyway

    Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. was beaten like a rug Saturday night. The 29-year-old former WBC middleweight champion stepped into the ring with Polish fighter Andrzej Fonfara and found himself quickly and wholly outclassed...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 5 days ago 128,345 reads 41 comments

  24. Steve Spurrier Works Out Shirtless with South Carolina News Reporter

    Every year, South Carolina head coach/red-faced he-man Steve Spurrier allows a reporter from The State newspaper to join him in his dojo for a session of intense training and spiritual introspection...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 7 days ago 22,025 reads 34 comments

  25. 1 of Matt Barnes' Sons Went to Dress-Up Day at School as Stephen Curry

    Being the child of a professional athlete sounds like a cushy gig. You get to go to games for free and get all sorts of cool gear. Adults on sports websites write stories about how awesome and precious a human being you are, if you're into that...

    Dan Carson Written by Dan Carson about 8 days ago 217,653 reads 260 comments