"At Least It's Not Orton": Sheamus and Other RAW Ramblins!
11/24/2009
A Pro Wrestling enthusiast like no other, Ashley Morris has dedicated a good portion of his existence perched in front of various television screens across the globe, staring blankly as superstars such as Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Repo Man, Damian Demento, Max Moon, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Rock, The Dudley Boyz, "The Gangstas" New Jack and Mustafa, "The Impact Players" Lance Storm and Justin Credible, Taz, Chris Chetti and Nova, Amish Roadkill and Danny Doring, Bret Hart, Diamond Dallas Page, Goldberg, Kanyon, Nigel McGuinness, Bryan Danielson, Low-ki, Elix Skipper, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Evan Bourne, Tyler Black, That 70's Team, Teddy Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Norman Smiley, Trish Stratus, Alundra Blayze, Bull Nakano, Kristal Marshall, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and a host of other men and women busted their butts day in and day out to entertain him. He also likes strawberry shortcake rolls.
Hailing from Parts Unknown, Ashley currently lives in an apartment, where he sits by the television daily, eagerly anticipating the release of the next object with WWE printed on the side of it to hit retailers everywhere.
i am under the influence of Jerichohol. My next article-http://bleacherreport.com/articles/302995-chris-jericho-the-man-who-saves-us-all
18 hours ago
Great thoughts, Chris. I do not have a problem with the veterans giving the rub to younger superstars, as we all have learned that any given...
Chris Mueller AKA The most interesting man in the world replied…
Thanks for the feedback. I actually thought Victoria made the gimmick she had work but it...
Now THAT'S an Orton promo! Great Job, Ryan.
Ryan Michael replied…
Thanks, glad you liked it.
Randy Orton rips into Kofi Kingston in what SHOULD be his next WWE promo.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/299718-randy-orton-rips-into-kofi-kingston-in-what-should-be-his-next-promo
If you have a free moment, I'd love to get your feedback on it to see how you think it might hold up against the promo Randy Orton will cut on Monday night.
Hope to see you there,
-Ryan Michael
6 days ago
Great article, Ryan! I must admit you've also beaten me to the punch (I've got to work on that); I was planning on crafting a similar...
I must admit, brother, you beat me to the punch. I was meditating on crafting a similar article concerning the whereabouts of Carlito, then I read...
Well done, sir....wow! I have to laugh because it keeps me from crying... I feel the same way: if the Divas are meant to be eye...
FoleyIsGod replied…
Yeah, I have to admit compared to the other Divas, Michelle McStyles is an all star....
jason wick replied…
thats because she has wrestled what all of 6 matches being that her left knee is...
What is the best way to push a young superstar? By giving a MITB contract, or letting him win a Royal Rumble match?
Here's my take...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297662-money-in-the-bank-the-new-royal-rumble
Any feedback/comments are welcomed.
8 days ago
What ever happened to the evil that once made Randy Orton great?
You can't honestly say that the Randy Orton we see before us today is the same Randy Orton that punted Vince McMahon in the skull, can you?
We need "the" Randy Orton back and here's why...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297462-randy-orton-what-happened-to-the-evil-that-once-made-you-great
If you have a free moment, I'd love to hear your feedback on the subject.
-Ryan Michael
8 days ago
Great article here, Joe. I understand you on the "conspiracy" against Cena. Personally, I could care less whether he wins a match, loses one, or buys...
jason wick replied…
ive been saying the same exact thing since i got on b/r
Great article here, Joe. I understand you on the "conspiracy" against Cena. Personally, I could care less whether he wins a match, loses one, or buys...
commented on: Let's Not Focus Only On Sheamus Challenging Cena, But On WWE RAW Itself
Hey,
I wrote a new article about Raw's talent's direction (Kofi, Sheamus).. So take a look if you want:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297216-we-were-wrong-about-the-wwe-raw-finally-building-some-stars
Any feedback is welcomed
Hope you enjoy it!
9 days ago
Well...being an Orton fan, I'm not happy he lost. But, I'm not disappointed either. I understand the fued with Kofi need to continue until he gets...
Ashley Morris replied…
LOL Miss Annie, we're wrestling fans...we NEVER move on. I'll be 50, Bret Hart will be...
Miss Annie aka AK127 replied…
Okay, okay, okay...I guess you read right through that. I say I moved on from it,...
As painful as it is to be humbled in front of the IWC and B/R community, the day of reckoning has come. Yes, AkD, I am...
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