Ashley Morris joined October 2009

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Ashley Morris

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A Pro Wrestling enthusiast like no other, Ashley Morris has dedicated a good portion of his existence perched in front of various television screens across the globe, staring blankly as superstars such as Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Repo Man, Damian Demento, Max Moon, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Rock, The Dudley Boyz, "The Gangstas" New Jack and Mustafa, "The Impact Players" Lance Storm and Justin Credible, Taz, Chris Chetti and Nova, Amish Roadkill and Danny Doring, Bret Hart, Diamond Dallas Page, Goldberg, Kanyon, Nigel McGuinness, Bryan Danielson, Low-ki, Elix Skipper, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Evan Bourne, Tyler Black, That 70's Team, Teddy Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Norman Smiley, Trish Stratus, Alundra Blayze, Bull Nakano, Kristal Marshall, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and a host of other men and women busted their butts day in and day out to entertain him. He also likes strawberry shortcake rolls.

Hailing from Parts Unknown, Ashley currently lives in an apartment, where he sits by the television daily, eagerly anticipating the release of the next object with WWE printed on the side of it to hit retailers everywhere.

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  • Ricky Bhatia said...

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    i am under the influence of Jerichohol. My next article-http://bleacherreport.com/articles/302995-chris-jericho-the-man-who-saves-us-all

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    Ashley Morris commented on WWE's Undercard, Where Veterans Go To Die

    Great thoughts, Chris. I do not have a problem with the veterans giving the rub to younger superstars, as we all have learned that any given...

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    Ashley Morris commented on Randy Orton Rips Into Kofi Kingston: What His Next WWE Promo "Should" Be

    Now THAT'S an Orton promo! Great Job, Ryan.

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    Randy Orton rips into Kofi Kingston in what SHOULD be his next WWE promo.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/299718-randy-orton-rips-into-kofi-kingston-in-what-should-be-his-next-promo

    If you have a free moment, I'd love to get your feedback on it to see how you think it might hold up against the promo Randy Orton will cut on Monday night.

    Hope to see you there,
    -Ryan Michael

    6 days ago

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    Ashley Morris commented on Randy Orton: What Happened to the Evil That Once Made You Great?

    Great article, Ryan! I must admit you've also beaten me to the punch (I've got to work on that); I was planning on crafting a similar...

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    Ashley Morris commented on Hey, What Happened To That Guy? Looking Ahead To The Royal Rumble

    I must admit, brother, you beat me to the punch. I was meditating on crafting a similar article concerning the whereabouts of Carlito, then I read...

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    Ashley Morris commented on Why the WWE Should End the Divas Division

    Well done, sir....wow! I have to laugh because it keeps me from crying... I feel the same way: if the Divas are meant to be eye...

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    • FoleyIsGod replied…

      Yeah, I have to admit compared to the other Divas, Michelle McStyles is an all star....

    • jason wick replied…

      thats because she has wrestled what all of 6 matches being that her left knee is...

  • The Future Of Bleacher Report said...

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    What is the best way to push a young superstar? By giving a MITB contract, or letting him win a Royal Rumble match?

    Here's my take...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297662-money-in-the-bank-the-new-royal-rumble

    Any feedback/comments are welcomed.

    8 days ago

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  • Ryan Michael said...

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    What ever happened to the evil that once made Randy Orton great?

    You can't honestly say that the Randy Orton we see before us today is the same Randy Orton that punted Vince McMahon in the skull, can you?

    We need "the" Randy Orton back and here's why...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297462-randy-orton-what-happened-to-the-evil-that-once-made-you-great

    If you have a free moment, I'd love to hear your feedback on the subject.

    -Ryan Michael

    8 days ago

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    Ashley Morris commented on Let's Not Focus Only On Sheamus Challenging Cena, But On WWE RAW Itself

    Great article here, Joe. I understand you on the "conspiracy" against Cena. Personally, I could care less whether he wins a match, loses one, or buys...

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      ive been saying the same exact thing since i got on b/r

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    Great article here, Joe. I understand you on the "conspiracy" against Cena. Personally, I could care less whether he wins a match, loses one, or buys...

    commented on: Let's Not Focus Only On Sheamus Challenging Cena, But On WWE RAW Itself

  • The Future Of Bleacher Report said...

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    Hey,
    I wrote a new article about Raw's talent's direction (Kofi, Sheamus).. So take a look if you want:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/297216-we-were-wrong-about-the-wwe-raw-finally-building-some-stars

    Any feedback is welcomed

    Hope you enjoy it!

    9 days ago

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    Miss Annie aka AK127 commented on "At Least It's Not Orton": Sheamus and Other RAW Ramblins!

    Well...being an Orton fan, I'm not happy he lost. But, I'm not disappointed either. I understand the fued with Kofi need to continue until he gets...

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    • Ashley Morris replied…

      LOL Miss Annie, we're wrestling fans...we NEVER move on. I'll be 50, Bret Hart will be...

    • Miss Annie aka AK127 replied…

      Okay, okay, okay...I guess you read right through that. I say I moved on from it,...

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    Ashley Morris commented on Babies Don't Just Turn into Adults: Shelton Benjamin and WWE's Grand Design II

    As painful as it is to be humbled in front of the IWC and B/R community, the day of reckoning has come. Yes, AkD, I am...

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      When Benjamin started hulking up screaming "HIT ME! HIT ME!" I knew he was gonna win...

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      I am watching that episode over and over (well just the match and aftermath), I'm beyond...

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      "At Least It's Not Orton": Sheamus and …

      Received 25 comments • November 25, 2009

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      Great Debate: Bronze Medal

      "Ain't No Stopping The Boom Boom!" Why …

      Received 25 comments • November 18, 2009

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      "One Big Clusterfunk": Why the WWE's 20…

      Received 25 comments • October 14, 2009

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