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  • Undead Warrior posted 791 days ago

    Undead Warrior

    "Murderpants" haha lol, what's it say in the speech bubble?

  • Patrick Cwiklinski posted 1816 days ago

    Patrick Cwiklinski

    I'm back on hockey!

    Please take a look at my latest article documenting Tim Thomas' rise from nothing to become one of the NHL's premier goaltenders when you get a free moment.



  • Hao Meng posted 1972 days ago

    Hao Meng

    Hey Elbow,

    Decided to have some fun with this. It's a humor piece about Survivor for athletes. I had a blast writing it, and I hope you get a good laugh out of it :)

    If you get the time, I'd love to hear what you think. If not, no worries.

    As always, really appreciate the support!

  • Britney Milazzo posted 1976 days ago

    Britney Milazzo


  • Dave Morrison posted 2088 days ago

    Dave Morrison

    Hey Elbow—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.

    I've been spending time on our NHL page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point analysis...you do good work.

    Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?

    If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at dmorrison@bleacherreport.com with any thoughts.

    Thanks so much,

    Dave Mo

  • Ivahn Lachowsky posted 2172 days ago

    Ivahn Lachowsky

    Hey man thanks for the heads up I've been thinking of changing the pic I'll see what I can find on the net for the next one!

  • Ivahn Lachowsky posted 2185 days ago

    Ivahn Lachowsky

    Hey Elbow sorry for late response I was running from a bee glad you like my new pic I like to change it up I was wondering about yours is that a self portrait I still think your bio is one of the best on the bleacher report by the way I don't know if you are into the Nfl but I made some predictions for this sunday check em out if you like

  • Lisa Horne posted 2267 days ago

    Lisa Horne

    Thanks for making me your pick of the day and for the add. Your humor is top-notch in your bio. I almost peed in my pants. :)

  • Jim Cantrell posted 2275 days ago

    Jim Cantrell

    I really appreciate (and am kind of surprised) that you enjoy my drivel enough to add me to your faves. Thanks! ;)

    By the by, I have a bollo tie I have been trying to pasteurize for years. Any tips?

  • Ivahn Lachowsky posted 2276 days ago

    Ivahn Lachowsky

    Yes it is are you a fan?