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Sometimes called "La Chameleon" because of his remarkable ability to rapidly alter his skin color to red after just 15 minutes in the sun, Elbow enjoys coughing on buildings, pasturizing bollo ties, befuddling the element Boron, and plotting the Lorentz Attractor System for values ρ=28, σ = 10, β = 8/3.
Before devoting himself entirely to writing, Elbow worked as a secretary to the French ambassador in the Netherlands, where he fell in love with a beautiful but dangerous refugee named Catherine Olympe Dunoyer. Their scandalous elopement was foiled by Marcel Marceau's quite loquacious father, and he was forced to return to Spuzzum -- a town, that now no longer exists, but, once served a mean breakfast.
Writes blogs to camouflage himself from predators and is often seen near the city of Dallas running from a bee.
"Murderpants" haha lol, what's it say in the speech bubble?
I'm back on hockey!
Please take a look at my latest article documenting Tim Thomas' rise from nothing to become one of the NHL's premier goaltenders when you get a free moment.
Decided to have some fun with this. It's a humor piece about Survivor for athletes. I had a blast writing it, and I hope you get a good laugh out of it :)
If you get the time, I'd love to hear what you think. If not, no worries.
As always, really appreciate the support!
PLEASE VOTE FOR No. 10 FOOTPLAY
Hey Elbow—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.
I've been spending time on our NHL page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point analysis...you do good work.
Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?
If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at email@example.com with any thoughts.
Thanks so much,
Hey man thanks for the heads up I've been thinking of changing the pic I'll see what I can find on the net for the next one!
Hey Elbow sorry for late response I was running from a bee glad you like my new pic I like to change it up I was wondering about yours is that a self portrait I still think your bio is one of the best on the bleacher report by the way I don't know if you are into the Nfl but I made some predictions for this sunday check em out if you like
Thanks for making me your pick of the day and for the add. Your humor is top-notch in your bio. I almost peed in my pants. :)
I really appreciate (and am kind of surprised) that you enjoy my drivel enough to add me to your faves. Thanks! ;)
By the by, I have a bollo tie I have been trying to pasteurize for years. Any tips?
Yes it is are you a fan?