Hi, I'm am Mitt Romney. Some may have remembered me as the presidential hopeful who came short but some of you may have remembered me as the Governor of the great state known as Massachusetts. I have done alot for this country and I am hopeful I can do alot for Bleacher Report now that I'm not President. By the way I think I would have been a great President. I look forward to bringing some comedy back to Bleacher Report. Even when I'm not trying to be funny, people still call me funny but...Again the pleasure is mine. Thank you Bleacher Report and thanks to the 53% of Americans! (Parody Account)
Whats up with you these days?
Actually Mitt (lol), I turned 23 in September, but never changed my profile. Everyone always tells me that I look younger than I am and I get proofed constantly, but I suppose that'll be a positive later in life. Thanks for taking an interest in my articles!
LOL! I've gotten that a lot since I changed my picture. Thanks for the support!
wtf is mitt romney doing here?
listen to me junior, i never work for germ incubators like you.
i will pass on the offer
i will rather jump into a blackhole than be in your cabinet
53%? or you mean 47%?